Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more - Aloggin' to the max.

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probably is, he was bitching about that account on his youtube
But what would I know, I been busy in sneedchat.
Hopefully no one got all of those other posts he deleted, right?
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right?
 
Holy fucking essay. My guy, if you're gonna waste the time and energy typing all those words for gay internet drama that you orbit. Because you're a fuxking retard who solely exists online, atleast sign up for a literature class or something...

But you won't. Because you are a destitute tard who spent his money, his very scarce amount of money xopyrighting an episode of a podcast with maybe 100 views that you want to pass down to kids you will never have.
 
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I like how my Discord nickname and my account on here get brought up in that post like theyre two different people. But alas, probably best I address that head on.

JR I left you on read on seven different occasions and now going on eight since April 2nd and I hadnt texted you for a month prior to that. I made it very clear to you that I had grown to despise most of Bowser's orbiters from the podcast days when I was involved and I had zero desire to be involved with anything near Earl or lolcows again. I did not feel it needed to be spelled out to you that I extended that same lack of interest towards the recent faggotry you and Spooky got into along with your tard war with the Farms (btw reaching out to that date rapist Liz Fong Jones over all that, rlly nigga?).

I was hoping by making a quiet exit that I wouldn't have to deal with you acting like an obsessive scorned ex again like our server interactions in the OP of this thread, but now I am going to be blunt. You have clearly relapsed from the lucidity you showed during the Cow Wrangler drama. I dont give a rats ass about what you claim AnLiteralIdiot has done to you. You are a total hypocrite for victim andying over Farmers taking interest in you again due to your own actions. Stop contacting me over petty shit I know nothing about.

I've got enough Fantasy Life i to catch up on over whatever the fuck this is
 
Nah, the majority he coped about in my DM's might as well mirror his community posts
That's a shame. I was hoping to hear some crazier ones after he accused me of raping a child.

Anyway, before I get distracted by Fishtank any more than I currently am:
He started this whole thing of accusing me of having some side channel to make fun of @Londo for being british or some shit, I don't know. He thinks I'm in these groups with these retards, and I'm not. He also sprinkles in accusations of me flagging people covering NAL which, again, ain't me.
June 2nd
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June 3rd
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No date for this one, it looks like I screenshotted, but didn't archive. I'm only guessing it's from June 3rd. I guess his sock didn't get him the attention he wanted lol
Alternate image screenshot, too, idk what it proves or why he posted it.
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June 4th
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June 6th
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June 7th
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Another June 7th
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June 8th
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And from there, I have more screenshots, of undetermined date, from around the time he was beefing with @mitsuba-chan ? I didn't even know what he was talking about at first. And credit to the big dawg Logic, because he showed me the account Tyler used to bitch at Zoey, and I didn't think it was him.
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My phone says this is from June 8th, so there's that:
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June 18th (He would later accuse @Fortyone of being a sock, instead of just...maybe thinking about the metadata being wrong, or being a retard.)
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And then he started writing schizo essays on the same day:
Later June 18th
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June 19th
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Stream is archived, and it might be uploaded somewhere. ;)
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I know I have more that are still open on my phone, I just need to complete the annoying journey to move them. But I'm busy watchin' fishtank, and cutting it up in sneedchat.
 
Here's the rest, and it looks like I did get some of the post I only had screenshots of.
June 11
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Also June 11
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June 21
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Just to but in: my NAL content did get flagged on my rumble, so womp womp. The cope about all of my archive links being ones @sugartits had posted is funny, though.
June 22
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June 23
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What's weird about this last one, is that he also included screenshots of private DMs between hrh and someone named 'sistersalvation'
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Weirder still, is that @Furry killer also received a copy of the dms between hrh and 'sistersalvation', to give to me, but there's an issue...
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The dates in my copy jump from 3/4 to 5/4. How did Tyler get dms with the the 3/18 date... Unless he's the one that leaked it. Weird!
(I'd rather not post the whole json file of the dms I have, since hrh and I are cool now. But I will if she's okay with it.)
 
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Kek o7 to whoever impersonated me on Tyler's stream. That channel description gave me a good laugh.

Can't seem to reply but @anliteralidiot those kinds of accusations are pretty standard for him. Back when he hated my guts in 2023 he sperged in the old kwt server about me apparently raping my mother (archived in the OP). Obviously water under the bridge but its definitely a pattern of behaviour for him to throw whatever shit he can at the wall when he's big mad and I wouldn't see it as worth passing heed to.

Plus theres him admitting to falsifying evidence of Earl's disabled veteran uncle of being a registered sex offender
 
Kek o7 to whoever impersonated me on Tyler's stream. That channel description gave me a good laugh.

Can't seem to reply but @anliteralidiot those kinds of accusations are pretty standard for him. Back when he hated my guts in 2023 he sperged in the old kwt server about me apparently raping my mother (archived in the OP). Obviously water under the bridge but its definitely a pattern of behaviour for him to throw whatever shit he can at the wall when he's big mad and I wouldn't see it as worth passing heed to.

Plus theres him admitting to falsifying evidence of Earl's disabled veteran uncle of being a registered sex offender
I just don't understand why he's mad at me, then. All I did was point out his socks account, and call him a retard in the NAL thread. The email he whines about wasn't me, and I didn't dox Jessica Lee Lopez. She posted about me on her Facebook with her real name. Unless he was impersonating her, like he tends to do with women he's enamored with.

I wonder if he even knows that Null published all of his emails...
 
I just don't understand why he's mad at me, then. All I did was point out his socks account, and call him a retard in the NAL thread. The email he whines about wasn't me, and I didn't dox Jessica Lee Lopez. She posted about me on her Facebook with her real name. Unless he was impersonating her, like he tends to do with women he's enamored with.

I wonder if he even knows that Null published all of his emails...
At this point I just thank every deity
out there thst when I wake up, I'm not tk/Jr. Must be a wretched existence
 
I'm too busy watching FTL to be involved in so many people's posts. Grandpa just wants to watch his show.
 
Tyler's posts are fake, even if he posted a picture of the sky and claimed that it was the color in the picture I wouldn't believe himbut this one is a very funny fake since Londo is known to brag about his channel on the Farms since Londo loves bragging about taking down multiple lolcow youtubers because said lolcow youtubers deleted when Londo set eyes on them.
 
Tyler's posts are fake, even if he posted a picture of the sky and claimed that it was the color in the picture I wouldn't believe himbut this one is a very funny fake since Londo is known to brag about his channel on the Farms since Londo loves bragging about taking down multiple lolcow youtubers because said lolcow youtubers deleted when Londo set eyes on them.
Seeing as it's such a a clear troll channel, and he's somehow the only person that knew about it, I just assumed it was him.
 
He's been quiet on his youtube, and I had a thought: he's clearly manic after those essay posts, so where is that energy going? So, I thought more, and considered where would he still be posting... He would obviously go somewhere that hasn't been mention in the thread, because he watches his thread religiously...
So I checked that onionfarms account he was using to fight @mitsuba-chan with.
And he's posting on there lol
Here's some highlights:
"how to sock" from the guy who cries that he doesn't sock

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Claims his dox is wrong, despite emailing Null with his information

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He signed the stopkillinggames petition, despite being a fat american

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Claiming JESSICA LEE LOPEZ is his girlfriend still, and whining about getting banned lol
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whining that @Fortyone stole his post?
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And finally, whining about getting banned, and saying he's totally not banned, and it's that DANG, DIRTY ANLITERALIDIOT! IT'S ALL HER FAULT, SHE'S A BIG MEANIE!!!1751075961139.webp
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There's probably more, but whatevs. I'll post whatever new shit he posts on it, I'm not combing through the rest.
 
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He signed the stopkillinggames petition, despite being a fat american
He just wants to be Null's cumsock.
And finally, whining about getting banned, and saying he's totally not banned, and it's that DANG, DIRTY ANLITERALIDIOT! IT'S ALL HER FAULT, SHE'S A BIG MEANIE!!!
Don't be too harsh on him, I'm sure living in his head rent free comes with some great ammentieis!
There's probably more, but whatevs. I'll post whatever new shit he posts on it, I'm not combing through the rest.
Surprised he hasn't started some shit (that we know of) on onion farms. How do those people deal with him?
 
whining that @Fortyone stole his post?
I wasn't aware people could hold a copyright on lolcow updates. This autistic nigger needs to get his brain checked and read my post history if he thinks I'm part of some autistic illuminati or something (he posts too much shit not gonna bother reading nigger, sorry)
 
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I had a biiiig post typed up, but I refreshed and now it's gone fml lmao
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He's now confusing the whole deal with @Fortyone more, and accusing me of contacting him? I guess he thinks I'm that Vaga person? or curt? he thought I was curt last year...
idk who contacted you, tyler, but it wasn't me. post the phone numbers, say my name!
The main reason I'm posting, instead of crying about fishtank, is because I saw he's been schizo posting on onionfarms again.
Like, getting mad at @Useful_Mistake, for...covering for me?
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But the main funny juice starts about here.
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And for the record, my avatar is Mystia Lorelei from Touhou 8 dressed as Jason Goldstriker! Mystia isn't a loli, nor is she underaged; she's just a cute widdle night sparrow, and she'll make you blind! :D
But he goes on...
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And he gets so mad, he starts spamming the stickers for that guy... just like he did with his other socks. :P
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He was still posting, as of 30ish minutes ago...
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So hopefully there's more milk in the morning.
 

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I was correct.
Coping about Touhou:
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Look at this TERRIBLE SEXUALIZED CHARACTER!
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Look at how SEXY her spellcards are, and how EROTIC her music is!
lol keep coping, Tyler

Implying Null didn't post all of his emails, from his totally legit business of...archiving a lolcow no-one cares about:
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@Null did he send anything from his tkolbe92@gmail.com account?

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And really, his thread should be moved imo. He's not an internet tough guy, he's just a run of the mill schizo.

Saying the NAL thread doesn't archive, when...it does? the posts are all there? idk
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Touhou coping:

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Mad at daddy Null for being a meanie to him, because of his schizo delusions:

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I'm now wondering if I gotta be sent to the woodchipper for regularly listening to Bad Apple as a teenager. His argument makes zero sense
 
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