Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more - Aloggin' to the max.

[ASeabear8952]

I hate how he calls this place Green Reddit. Snark subreddits are everything Keffals and co. thinks this place is dialed up to 100.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

If anyone over from Onionfarms sees this, make an account here and join at laughing at Tyler!

 

[anliteralidiot]

Tyler, you should listen to these guys.
They can tell you're a retard.

also lol not me, and that's still not Canton, TX



Also this gross post full of lies:

 

[anliteralidiot]

Hey Tyler... Since you're the accuser, the burden of proof is on you! So, if you truly believe that I am some demonic pedophile, that I rape kids and draw lolicon... Prove it!

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

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Hey Tyler... Since you're the accuser, the burden of proof is on you! So, if you truly believe that I am some demonic pedophile, that I rape kids and draw lolicon... Prove it!

Kiwi and Onion users to TK: "Hey man, where's your proof?"

Average TK response (Avoids giving proof):

 

[anliteralidiot]

Kiwi and Onion users to TK: "Hey man, where's your proof?"

Average TK response (Avoids giving proof):

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Yeah, that's exactly what he did.

It's like fishing: I throw out my line, and he always bites.


Sorry Tyler, I was busy eating dinner with my husband. He made mac and cheese, and he hid veggies in it, because I'm autistic, and I'm a picky eater.
he edited his last post

Tyler, I didn't hide "just" my profile, I just changed it so only people I'm following can look at it, and I did that last night!

And then he made a big schizo post mentioning @Londo420x @Carl Sneeder and @Osama Bin Laden cuz he misses y'all. And somehow this proves I'm a lolicon lol

 

[Carl Sneeder]

And then he made a big schizo post mentioning @Londo420x @Carl Sneeder and @Osama Bin Laden cuz he misses y'all. And somehow this proves I'm a lolicon lol
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"Turned a blind eye to the farms" holy cope I use to lurk on here without an account back in 2022 to keep up with Ralph/sektur updates so I dont think I need to be lectured on what the site is/isn't. Unfortunately I am also cursed with having responsibilities and needing to touch grass so I cant say that Useful_Mistake handle rings any bells for me.

Maybe Tyler should look into Liz Fong Jones's "consent accidents" before making judgements about the communities I engage with

 

[Rotogravure]

I'm always surprised at how varied and nuanced mental illness in an individual can present, its truly fascinating.

Thus marks one of the only times Tyler will be dubbed "fascinating".

 

[sugartits]

Love how this is one sentence

He also makes my cow, anliteralidiot, have schizo meltdowns as well and she originally targeted him before filing false police reports in my name(only reason I think she didn't use him is he lives in the U.K) but she would accuses him of some Discord bullshit for why she has an issue with him when she originally attacked him just like she says I have an issue with her over her calling me a retard when in reality it originated with the false police report that occured 7 months prior.

 

[Earl of Slander]

Love how this is one sentence

Hypomania is a helluva drug.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Hey Tyler, I know you're mad about me being autistic, and that's sad. Have you tried just letting it go? I know it can be hard, as a fellow autistic, but you've got a try. Just take a deep breath, hold for four, release, hold for another four, and you'll feel better! You don't need to be mad about someone being as autistic as me! My life, and my autism don't need to matter to you!

(Screenshots are from the thread, he's posted them all several times already lmao)

 

[LissaNewcarr]

the only pain i'm experiencing is the second hand embarrassment from people on a totally different site echoing what we say. i'll paraphrase, "move on tyler."

you're so totally unself-aware that you can't see the writing on the wall.
you've literally become the cow. just like on the phone call that was recorded and posted to youtube...you can't see that no one likes you. no one wants to talk to you. you're not interesting. your parents don't even like you.

you're fat and i would not have sex with you

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

And then he made a big schizo post mentioning @Londo420x @Carl Sneeder and @Osama Bin Laden cuz he misses y'all. And somehow this proves I'm a lolicon lol

its literally this meme

 

[anliteralidiot]

Sorry, busy day being autistic. Lotta autistic shit to do.
He starts out by fellating @Londo more:

Then cries that he's not a Nazi!!! Don't look at the OP of the thread, nooo!!! And he used a small font because idk

Funniest of all, though, is this lady who, God bless, is trying her hardest to inform the others that Tyler is a psycho, with police reports detailing this ..

(Her replies were split up into two threads, idk why)
Only for her to post a link to the Zoey thread..... And I guess she's a lolcow specific to them? not my business, not my problem.
But hey lady: the rest of his reports are right here!

Here are the lists of said documents from the FOIA requests, proving there is nothing else on him that I would be trying to hide.
NOTE: I have not included the redaction letter since it just lists vague reasons why they redacted what they did, nor have I included the cost estimate that was provided as it isn't relevant.



I could spend the next month proving that everything out of Tyler's mouth is a lie, just like the swatting claim, but he isn't worth the effort. Look through the police reports. Half of them involve him lying to the police. Tyler wasn't swatted. @anliteralidiot isn't stalking him (it's really quite the opposite). We already know who the fake QueenCobra420 was in Cryaxx's DMs, and it wasn't @anliteralidiot. All of Tyler's assertions are lies upon lies.

Cut your losses. Quit your bullshit. And move on, Tyler.
By the way, here's an interesting excerpt from report 497-25143-19. It seems Tyler's sick obsession didn't end with the forums.

Click Earl of Islander's name to go to the original post, where you can download them!
Oh, and Tyler, remember when you uploaded your medical history to prove you had a seizure? Well here, here's mine with proof of my autism!

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[Earl of Slander]

Earl of Islander

ja man

 

[Schizoid Wife]

He's likely already in the process of grooming Tyler to be his moderator and trying to make him into his best friend so he can weaponize any toxic traits he has.

Nah, he's too busy grooming his newest concubine (19 year old schizophrenic BPD girl who is shockingly similar to TK). Kolbe is definitely next on his list, though.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Some side comments:

I didn't say they're informative? These people never look for context, do they? Even here, posters are nice and they'll explain who a cow is, instead of linking to a Mass Debates thread.

Then idk what this is lmao

rent free

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Is the Benoit account a sock of his on onion farms, like how he had multiple fucking accounts here?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Is the Benoit account a sock of his on onion farms, like how he had multiple fucking accounts here?

I'm assuming you mean @IKOL. No. Ikol has been doxed, he can't be Kolbe.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I'm assuming you mean @IKOL. No. Ikol has been doxed, he can't be Kolbe.

I wasn't sure to begin with, I also couldn't determine what exactly he was replying to TK about, whether it was agreeing with him, or just calling him a retard.