Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more - Aloggin' to the max.

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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
We're all socks of anliteralidiot.
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In a way. But if Tyler really knew what he's talking about he'd know that I'm a sock of @Xev who is a sock of @Bionicle Enthusiast who is a sock of @anliteralidiot.

On a slightly more serious note. I don't even know who or what the fuck he's talking about anymore, and I'm not convinced he does either. Dude's off the rails lol
 
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i'm xef, duh
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and of course, a clean one for you to make your own!
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Tyler when people make fun of him here on Kiwifarms:
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Sorry Onion Farms, but you guys should really join us in laughing at him.
Also, nigga got so many chins he's looking like St. Ju Peter. If I was truly skilled in Photoshop, I'd make an edit. But I'm not. So I won't.
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SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CHINS (PLURAL)
 
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anliteralidiot said:
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lmao he had to edit his last comment to add a whole 'nother comments worth of shit to it
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and not understanding how COVID works lmfaooo
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Lmao. He's still ignoring my challenge. Look, ill make the deal even sweeter. If he uploads a video of him giving his gf a full romantic smooch, while in fully in focus on camera, for several seconds, tongue and all (he has uploaded her on camera before, and he has plenty of photos of himself), ill deactivate my Kiwifarms account. Its that simple. Alternatively, with the money donated to him by his mysterious and totally real private funder for his lol suit against kiwifarms, he can use that money to find me in Austin Texas between October 24-27 to personally land me a cease & desist, as he threatened a few pages back, or even tell me to fuck off in person.

Failure to do so, within the alloted time of roughly 2 months will prove him lying about her being his girlfriend, the private funds, and make him a gigantic pussy.

That's a pretty easy bet to take IMO.

Edit: may have had a dyslexic moment and misread about a c&d, so Alternatively he can just tell me to fuck off in Austin Texas if he wants to put his money where his mouth is.
 
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Xev said:
Does anyone ever seethe over this retard? I just see people make fun of him. He just can't stop lying and fabricating himself a win.
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i certainly don't. he will however, use this very post to say how mad we are. like you said, he's crafting his own narrative about how he's certainly NOT bothered by us.

a case study in: NO U
 
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I've gone on record saying I have a blast uncovering and exposing all of his lies. There's a hit of dopamine for me.

I laugh at the funny memes I make of him.

And I revel in the fact he won't prove his fake gf, or travel to Texas. To paraphrase Andy Ditch, "Tyler Kolbe Fakes!"

All cows have a cycle, here is TKs:
Make an outlandish claim > fail to provide proof (he will post images that are vague and lacking context, but that is not proof) > get made fun of on here > claim we are seething, while trying to sound smart > change subject > repeat.
 
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Why is Tyler putting @Londo in the tags of his Earl Dube videos?
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Channel ID highlighted at the top to prove his it's channel.

Tyler set the location to Yeovil (UK), but has his language set to English-US. As if he's actually fooling anyone that he isn't in his parent's basement in Pleasant Lake, MI. He wants clout so bad, but he's just a dumb, sad little pipsqueak loser.
 
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Why is Tyler putting @Londo in the tags of his Earl Dube videos?
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Channel ID highlighted at the top to prove his it's channel.

Tyler set the location to Yeovil (UK), but has his language set to English-US. As if he's actually fooling anyone that he isn't in his parent's basement in Pleasant Lake, MI. He wants clout so bad, but he's just a dumb, sad little pipsqueak loser.
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He wants senpai to notice him lmao
 
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Oh come on, we all know he is living with his "real girlfriend" Jessica Lee Lopez in Jackson, Michigan.
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Good one lol. He wishes Jessie was his girlfriend, and that he lived with her. But no, Tyler has been back in his parent's basement for over a year, since May 31st 2024.

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Tyler self-doxing the address of his former apartment. Link

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Tyler giving the date of when he moved out of the apartment. Link

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Proof @g'kar is Tyler, and we all know @FKA Joshua Roberts is Tyler as well. Link

He moved out of the apartmentment because the rates were going up and it was going to be too expensive for his no-job-having lazy ass. He plays 34 hours a week just on Steam alone. PSN doesn't list the hours, but even if he only plays 20% on Playstation as he does on PC, then that's a full-time job spent playing video games.

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67.4hr/2wk or 33.7hr/wk on Steam alone. Link

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PSN, picking up almost a trophy per day Link

A lazy bum loser of a 32-year-old grown-ass man living in mama's basement who plays videos games as a full-time job doesn't a have girlfriend. He has his precious gayops and that's it. Well, that and video games. It's pathetic how much this faggot owns himself, doing all the work for me.

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The first and third screenshots were from two different accounts that belong to Tyler, posting in this very thread. But remember: Tyler doesn't have any socks. Link
 
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Earl of Slander said:
He plays 34 hours
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Wow imagine if he spent that time working! I genuinely believe that he thinks he's too good to work any job, that isn't a something where he can work from home.
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Lmao, I blindly clicked this, so I decided to see how much he has posted on OnionFarms since his account creation. I also decided to compare it to mine. So provided I'm mathing correct (which I may not be), he posts as much as I do on a daily basis, but in a shorter span of time, which is kinda bonkers.

So my account is 954 days old as of today, I've posted (including this one) 2303 messages, which is an average of 2.4 (rounded down from 2.41404612... you get the point), per day. Granted I get a metric fuck ton of days off, and can use my phone while at work when I have time to kill. This time to kill is also divided among, studying, writing, guitar practice, shooting the shit, actually working, so KF reading/replying is only 20% of what I do at work.

His account on Onion Farms is 74 days old with 448 messages, this puts him on average to post 6.1 (rounded up from 6.054054... you get the point) times per day.

My math may be wrong here, as I may not be sequencing right, but if I approximate that when his account on Onion is as old as mine it is projected to be 5775.6k messages.

Keep that Quota up TK!!!! 6.1 per day!

Edit: Lol, confirmed with my buddy who is a math professor, numbers are right!
 
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