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Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more - Aloggin' to the max.
Wow imagine if he spent that time working! I genuinely believe that he thinks he's too good to work any job, that isn't a something where he can work from home.
Lmao, I blindly clicked this, so I decided to see how much he has posted on OnionFarms since his account creation. I also decided to compare it to mine. So provided I'm mathing correct (which I may not be), he posts as much as I do on a daily basis, but in a shorter span of time, which is kinda bonkers.
So my account is 954 days old as of today, I've posted (including this one) 2303 messages, which is an average of 2.4 (rounded down from 2.41404612... you get the point), per day. Granted I get a metric fuck ton of days off, and can use my phone while at work when I have time to kill. This time to kill is also divided among, studying, writing, guitar practice, shooting the shit, actually working, so KF reading/replying is only 20% of what I do at work.
His account on Onion Farms is 74 days old with 448 messages, this puts him on average to post 6.1 (rounded up from 6.054054... you get the point) times per day.
My math may be wrong here, as I may not be sequencing right, but if I approximate that when his account on Onion is as old as mine it is projected to be 5775.6k messages.
Keep that Quota up TK!!!! 6.1 per day!
Edit: Lol, confirmed with my buddy who is a math professor, numbers are right!
That is very true, but that would be a monumental endeavor, I would give a rough estimate of maybe 4-6 times more posts on his socks. And I think I'm being generous with that.
He copes about his "relationship", saying that the reason we want proof is so we can jerk off to her.
Also, I've never shared an account with anyone. You have tho, Tyler.
He copes about his "relationship", saying that the reason we want proof is so we can jerk off to her. View attachment 7692008
Also, I've never shared an account with anyone. You have tho, Tyler.
Is he including the foid farmers in this too? Does he really expect kiwis of the female persuasion to add his fake girlfriend's picture to their spank bank?
Is he including the foid farmers in this too? Does he really expect kiwis of the female persuasion to add his fake girlfriend's picture to their spank bank?
1) You're too obvious on your sock accounts, lol lmao.
2) Nobody has socks on Onion Farms. Anliterlaidiot has a singular account, and she provided proof here
3) Censorship heavy? Remember when you tried to censor the posts containing your videos? I 'member.
4) I'm not begging for you to prove your girlfriend is real. I'm Challenging you to prove it.Major difference. It's only been me, you can remove the 'they' in all future context.
5) Spank Bank. LMAO. Bro nobody want's that greasy, thin haired, Methaline lookin' acne ridden chick anywhere near their fantasies, except you. Which you fail to prove, with a romantic smooch with both of you in focus. Because you can't.
Say it with me pals!
Tyler Kolbe Fakes!!!
Don't forget I also challenged him to tell me to fuck off in Austin Texas, October 24-27. I'll be there. Also, he should have no problem with that private funding he recieved to spend that money to do so, right? All it takes for me to walk away from the thread forever is just proving with the smooch, or telling me to fuck off in person. It's literally that easy.
I wonder if he threatened to shoot up that place too?
Such a valued employee Tyler is! I wonder if he'll show this to his onion friends.
Oh and before he cries about it, I don't even have an account on onionfarms, let alone socks. I am glad that one guy asked to have the KF thread set to visible for guests again though. Kudos to whoever that was.
The ironic part, is that you didn't need an account to view it. You just needed to know where to click (which is hard with that site's dog shit ui).
Still.
My ears are burning so badly, I’m convinced a secret bovine cabal is holding a late-night pasture summit to moo about my life choices—probably in Morse code hoof taps. Somewhere out there, a cow in tiny glasses is presenting a pie chart titled ‘Reasons This Human Is Mildly Concerning’ while a talking scarecrow moderates the discussion with a laser pointer made of straw and bitterness.
Frankly, I didn’t expect to be psychoanalyzed by livestock and lawn decor, but here we are.
Liquid Tyler is posting again. I don't know what most of this means, but I do know that part at the end, and I agree. You should kill yourself, Tyler. Oh wait! I can't say that! We're so censored here. I forgot I can't say you're a fat ugly faggot schizo skitzo, you should kill yourself, and I have your dox. I love dox. I love dox. Doxy dox dox. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mmm hmm hmm.
The real Tyler has been sending morse code hoof taps from his YouTube community posts again, too.
Attachments are:
An IP address a janny gave him, allegedly
Someone with the account Earl of Honesty negrated his posts on OnionFarms
Someone with the account Earl of Honesty negrated more of his posts on OnionFarms
He's still butthurt about the meme he tried to claim was his family member
1) I legitimately feel for Tyler a little bit here, having someone mock his username and all. I do not like that someone has besmirched my libelous name. That wasn't me negrating you, so we're clear. Again, I don't have any accounts there. I can barely stand to look at the piss-colored, bold-text abomination, and mostly rely on the goodwill of others to send me screenshots. Which are bad enough to look at, I might add.
2) I already told Tyler to stop using whatismyipaddress.com, it's mostly for people who barely know what an IP is, and don't know what IP stands for or what that means. There are better services out there. Mr. Telecomix Hackerman could really do better tbh. I hope we don't have to go over this a third time.
3) The IP Tyler posted, from Dallas, means absolutely nothing. That could be a screenshot of literally any IP. There needs to be proof that IP is linked to the Earl of Honesty account. I can post screenshots of random IP addresses on whatismyipaddress.com too. See?
Oops. I actually lied a little about that being random. I wonder what Tyler's friend Leon is up to these days.
4) The screenshot of the IP address Tyler uploaded was taken on 7/26/2025 at 7:07:00. YouTube scrubs metadata from uploads when it converts from the original to webp though. How did I get that information then — and more?
Tyler keeps owning himself, leaving me a paper trail veritable forest, and I'm here for it. If he were smart he'd just shut the fuck up, lie low for a while, and let this blow over. But he's not smart. He needs the attention. He's a cow just like Bowser. So, thankfully for us, it looks like the milk isn't going to stop flowing any time soon.
Edit:
Tyler, why don't you ever repost my entire posts, you spineless pipsqueak little pussy? Oh I know, it's because you're a coward who is only man enough to harass women and children, and you don't want your onionfarms friends to see how effortless it is for me to make you look like a moron. No one has ever censored a single word I've posted to this site. You though, have censored me. Show this to your friends, pussy. This whole post. I dare you.
Edit2:
Still posting and still hasn't shown this whole post. What a yellow-bellied little pussy Tyler is. He's afraid of a little ol' farmer.
Also he's a stylometry expert now, and thinks I'm anliteralidiot, pathos, and Liquid Tyler. Am I Santa Clause too? The Easter Bunny? Satellite Man?
Please, keep posting, Tyler. Your mind is spun the fuck out and this milk is delicious! I haven't laughed this hard all week.
Page 26 of what thread? His thread, but he doesn't want to say that. He'll just use old screen caps, and one from @Earl of Slander's post yesterday, deliberately cutting off the IP address parts. Go see for yourself.
And he's still getting weird about @Tiffany Skylar Johnston and claiming he's contacting Google, and she's an onion, etc. etc.
Liquid Tyler and real Tyler are responding to each other across both YouTube and onionfarms. I'm only going to post what's on YouTube. I tried to read a few of the onionfarms posts, but it's mostly a bunch of spergery that makes little sense to me.
Tyler posted on his YouTube community post about sending it to... a webhost. He was so concerned about it that he also took the time to post screenshots about Londo again, and his sobriety.
The post from Liquid Tyler reads, "The cops can figure it out as they have been sent it."
That's all I need to know, and as close to this shit as I want to get. What the fuck?
Oh boy
Tyler .. I'm not a lolicon, and I never have been. You've never shown a shred of proof, and you never will. But why did you censor your name from the screenshot? Original post | Archive
also lmao onionfarms mods think he's being stalked (from Liquid Tyler's yt)
This whole situation stinks. On one hand, Tyler would have more credence if he wasn't a stinky gross liar, who purposely misleads people he's talking to, and obscures information to make himself look good. There's no archive of the Facebook post, so I cannot verify what I'm seeing. If this is some life ruination gayop, then that's silly, because he can ruin his life on his own just fine, it's not required to type all that heinous shit out just to make him look bad.
He claims that he called the FBI, but he obscured the number, there was a phone call, but the dialed number was not presented. Wish he would at least show that, but in common tard logic, he doesn't. The community post 404d unfortunately.
There are no winners in this. You've got one side being Tyler Kolbe, notorious liar and unemployed dreg, on the other hand, if someone has resorted to typing that gross shit out about a child, that's only adjacent to TK (I think the child in question is April Lynn's), then you're no better than him. Arguably worse. Much worse.
I've said it about the whole life ruination shit with WTRD and what Loloopy tried to do. It's gay, and pathetic