Tyson v. Paul - HOW CAN HE SLAP?

Perhaps they'll make them tie so all the retards can bet again.

I'd prefer jakey to win though.
y tho
Seriously I'm curious for people reasons why they want Paul to win, the cynical me doesn't want a legend like Tyson to lose, especially not to Jake fucking Paul of all people, but the happy little schaudenfreude gremlin in me wants to see Paul win because there will be lulz all around until Paul inevitably makes it cringe.
I suspect somehow Logan will turn into his win as well.
 
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y tho
Seriously I'm curious for people reasons why they want Paul to win, the cynical me doesn't want a legend like Tyson to lose, especially not to Jake fucking Paul of all people, but the happy little schaudenfreude gremlin in me wants to see Paul win because there will be lulz all around until Paul inevitably makes it cringe.
I suspect somehow Logan will turn into his win as well.
Believe me I don't like Jake Paul one bit I just think the reactions would be funnier if he won. I don't think Tyson's legend would be diminished if he lost to someone 22 years his younger.
Also you're right about logan turning it into his win too.
 
I'm surprised this fight is even allowed to happen considering ol Mike is pushing 60. And it's not like a novelty charity thing like when Mitt Romney boxed Evander Holyfield, it's advertised as an actual fight. So yeah I can only assume the whole thing is staged for publicity, Mike's not really an athlete anymore so much as just a celebrity, so I don't think sportsmanship and the integrity of the ring means anything to him anymore.

Jake you wanna prove you're tough fight an actual roided out black motherfucker on the boxing circuit, do it pussy.

My dream scenario is that there's still a little Iron Mike left in Tyson, and he gives Paul a Chris Benoit level brain trauma that results in early dementia or possibly family murder. Mike...you have the chance to be the hero we need....
 
Believe me I don't like Jake Paul one bit I just think the reactions would be funnier if he won. I don't think Tyson's legend would be diminished if he lost to someone 22 years his younger.
Also you're right about logan turning it into his win too.
I just want to see black Xitter's reaction if Paul wins.
It'll be like a nice little dessert after Trump's win
 
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If things go right I should be home from work with about 15 minutes to spare before round 1. Just enough time to fry steak and eggs. Fingers crossed.
 
If I were representing Tyson, I would have negotiated the 14 oz gloves into Socker Boppers.
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Boring-ass exhibition match. The two chicks slugging it out before were better representatives of the sport. Tyson was sandbagging the whole time and Paul was bouncing around like a sweaty meatball.

The real loser in this fight was Netflix with its unreliable streaming, though.
 
I thought I'd be happy with either side, but honestly I just feel bad now.
I thought there would have been more fight put in to it. Age isn't even an excuse the way I saw it. This was a cash grab. I think Tyson's name should be tarnished by this one to be honest, despite me thinking the exact opposite an hour ago.
If Tyson lost, okay, but to barely try? The only right thing to do is have the boxing commission nullify this entire match and bar both of these men from fighting again. Stop letting this spoiled prick make a mockery out of your sport for fuck sake. The fact he dragged in Mike Tyson to his shenanigans is just fucking depressing.
 
The fact that the female fight actually had blood and fists thrown in it is so fucking embarrassing. Huge L for both of them in my opinion. What an awful fight.
 
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Well, all of the other main event fights were infinitely better than Tyson Vs. Jake Paul. I also wish he would have caved that little twerp's face in, but alas, he didn't. We all really need to face reality that Iron Mike is almost 60 fucking years old. And he still rocked JP a few times, and went the distance. That deserves respect. Also, it's obvious that his knees are fucked, and he even made a point in the post-fight interview that he wasn't going to make any excuses for himself.

As far as the other fights. They were fucking excellent.

Nunez is inexperienced and was completely outclassed by Goyat, but has potential to go far. Another fight that I would have liked to see go a few more rounds to settle it for good.

Barrios Vs. Ramos for the welterweight title, while I usually fucking hate split draws, I agree in that case. Both fighters put on a great show and it was genuinely evenly matched, with knockdown from both.

Katie Taylor flat out should have lost her match against Amanda Serrano. She was outgunned and was leaning on and clutching Serrano the whole match. However, I completely disagree with the referee's point deduction for head butting. The few that were seen were obviously unintentional, and more due to both fighters leaning in close. It should have gone to Serrano for the win, and no point deductions. Serrano is gonna need a fuckton of stitches though.

All in all, a great card, other than the intermittent issues from everyone in the world stressing Netflix's servers. Well worth the $0 I paid by sailing the high seas. 🤣
 
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I thought I'd be happy with either side, but honestly I just feel bad now.
I thought there would have been more fight put in to it. Age isn't even an excuse the way I saw it. This was a cash grab. I think Tyson's name should be tarnished by this one to be honest, despite me thinking the exact opposite an hour ago.
If Tyson lost, okay, but to barely try? The only right thing to do is have the boxing commission nullify this entire match and bar both of these men from fighting again. Stop letting this spoiled prick make a mockery out of your sport for fuck sake. The fact he dragged in Mike Tyson to his shenanigans is just fucking depressing.
I know it's gay and cringe to reply to myself and even gayer to double post, but I realize I sound like an asshole just mad about the outcome of this fight in that post, and you're right, but it's more like post nut clarity. What the fuck did I watch and why was I so excited to watch it?
At least it seems the like the initial response is what everyone expected, that "he's 58 years old" and I hope that follows Paul around.
But I also hope it follows Tyson around too. This is what I'd say is the definition of "sell out". The only way Tyson could have won that shit is if he said "Thcrew that I don't need to fight that putthy ath white boy" and keep smoking his weed.
You can give me the top hats, fellas, but for falling for this, I think I deserve some dunce caps instead.
 
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