Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

[Frosted Snowflakes]

That's what happens if Ubisoft went woke by hiring politically correct activists and DEI Nazis as devs to ruin Ubisoft games. The Ubisoft stock go broke, tanked down to 19.38! Maybe that'll wake Ubisoft up and start listening to gamers. That is, if they don't attack gamers as "alt-right grifters".

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[Back me up!]

That retard is slow on the uptake. The "historical documents" he's quoting are from Thomas Lockley. Y'know, the guy who torpedoed his career over this after people found out that he passed his BBC fanfiction as real history.

As this story comes more and more out its kind of amazing how much deception Lockley was going with. While in Japan he was keeping everything on the up and up when speaking Japannese but the second any of his writing was in English it was straight to "WE WERE KRUNGS" kind of crap.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

That's what happens if Ubisoft went woke by hiring politically correct activists and D.I.E. commies as devs to ruin Ubisoft games. The Ubisoft stock go broke, tanked down to 19.38! Maybe that'll wake Ubisoft up and start listening to gamers. That is, if they don't attack gamers as "alt-right grifters".

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FIFY, you silly goose. The "nazis" were literally fighting against the same tribe that has mandated D.I.E.

 

[iceteayo]

Im guessing the actual historical non dei advisor just chills out at for honor for a easy paycheck

I honestly love For Honors aesthetics. The right amount of historical inspiration with the right amount of fantasy.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I just want to shitpost, sorry.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Mario+Rabbids creator is out:

https://gameworldobserver.com/2024/07/24/davide-soliani-leaves-ubisoft-career-mario-rabbids

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Coming from Rev, Ubisoft is now BRIBING content creators like YouTubers to leave a positive review on Star Wars Outlaws.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Coming from Rev, Ubisoft is now BRIBING content creators like YouTubers to leave a positive review on Star Wars Outlaws.

Why do I want to play as Karen the Outlaw in a generic Star Wars skinned ubisoft open world game?

 

[ZMOT]

Coming from Rev, Ubisoft is now BRIBING content creators like YouTubers to leave a positive review on Star Wars Outlaws.

this is nothing new, it's somewhat common knowledge ubisoft is playing PR companies to shill their shit.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

this is nothing new, it's somewhat common knowledge ubisoft is playing PR companies to shill their shit.

Even Star Wars Theory got the offer from Ubisoft to promote Star Wars Outlaws.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

FLEEKAZOID on Star Wars Outlaws

 

[The Last Stand]

Big gripe I have with the R6: Siege community, they love to scream on the mic.

 

[Corette]

Ubisoft announced new HoMM at Gamescom.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

holy fuck, lmao!

 

[Spud]

BOGGED. Pump Ubi then before release dump it.

 

[Bobbobson]

Ubisoft announced new HoMM at Gamescom.

Good luck selling this to anyone. Slavs and autists are irreversibly stuck to Heroes 3. People who enjoy this type of game have stuff like Songs of Conquest which will most likely be superior to whatever Ubisoft shits out. And normies don’t give a fuck about Heroes.

 

[ShitLurker]

holy fuck, lmao!
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Does she open a beer bottle with her chin during her introduction?

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Does she open a beer bottle with her chin during her introduction?

looks like it, lol..

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

The console release is an absolute shit fest. PS5 use 100GB Ultra HD blue ray disc, so there is plenty of space. Prepare for another rushed unfinished buggy mess day one from UBIdicks. This is a single player game and you should not need to be online at all, however buggy the first disc build is.

Wanna enjoy Star Wars Outlaws offline on PS5? This is what you are greeted with when booting the game after an offline installation, according to a report from a community member.

44,86 GB on disc. 8 GB patch available. 49,24 GB after that.

Source

 

[Google.com]

100GB Ultra HD blue ray disc

Those fucking exist??????