Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

I don't know about the london one because I am allergic to british people and refuse to even pirate it.
The "Recruit anyone on the streets" mechanic means the story is inconsequential and has a non-ending. Gameplay-wise, it's watered down as a result of it since units have limited abilities and loadouts. The DLC highlights it further, where Aiden and Wrench are pretty much OP by being allowed to act like old protagonists.

Of course, that means when they're recruited in the main story, they aren't so good anymore. Oh, and they made Wrench gay for some reasons.
 
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If these are things making it to the public eye, I truly believe it’s so much worse behind the scenes. Like them wanting Yves gone is pretty telling of what’s probably going on in the top-level slack.
 
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Rayman 4 is being completed by fans(trannies non-withstanding), and yet Ubisoft is dying. I consider this karma for them cancelling the game, good riddance.
Now we just need the hobo Sam script of Splinter Cell Conviction, hiding out in public and all, original The Crew get brought back in an offline mode and Rainbow Six Patriots somehow get worked on by fans and Ubishit can then die for all I care.
 
Question: what were the last Ubisoft games that weren't woke in some way? I mean, Watch_Dogs 1 seemed to be comparatively based, but...
 
Question: what were the last Ubisoft games that weren't woke in some way? I mean, Watch_Dogs 1 seemed to be comparatively based, but...
The Crew, maybe? Hard to go woke when your game is about cars going vroom vroom across America. Maybe Rainbow Six: Extraction as that one is all about spec ops shooting aliens, but I heard mixed reviews from that one
Splinter Cell Netflix adaptation:
Got damn it, stay away from my boy Fisher! He's the one last remaining Ubishaft IP I care about that hasn't been molested to death yet!
 
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The Crew, maybe? Hard to go woke when your game is about cars going vroom vroom across America. Maybe Rainbow Six: Extinction as that one is all about spec ops shooting aliens, but I heard mixed reviews from that one
Extraction was headed up by that deathfat Bio Jade (who the fuck names their kid that). She's mostly known as that chick who heads up projects that die quickly, or get righted up into a proper success after the game ships and she leaves to fuck up something else.

While not strictly woke, it's not really a project that was needed either. It's basically a spin-off of a limited Siege season event. Hell, only reason I can think of why the tranny or the non-binary didn't find their way into it is because they're so fucking boring gameplay wise and wouldn't have worked.
 
Extraction was headed up by that deathfat Bio Jade (who the fuck names their kid that). She's mostly known as that chick who heads up projects that die quickly, or get righted up into a proper success after the game ships and she leaves to fuck up something else.

While not strictly woke, it's not really a project that was needed either. It's basically a spin-off of a limited Siege season event. Hell, only reason I can think of why the tranny or the non-binary didn't find their way into it is because they're so fucking boring gameplay wise and wouldn't have worked.
It reminds me of Extinction gamemode in Call of Duty Ghosts, something that as far as I know hasn't really been replicated since it came out in 2013. All I am saying is that I will take an inoffensive clone that plays it safe over their usual AAAA "Ubisoft Experiences"
 
The Crew, maybe? Hard to go woke when your game is about cars going vroom vroom across America.

Never did play The Crew games; never did interest me, personally. I heard good things about the first one, though didn't Ubi shut it down for whatever reason?

Extraction was headed up by that deathfat Bio Jade (who the fuck names their kid that). She's mostly known as that chick who heads up projects that die quickly, or get righted up into a proper success after the game ships and she leaves to fuck up something else.

While not strictly woke, it's not really a project that was needed either. It's basically a spin-off of a limited Siege season event. Hell, only reason I can think of why the tranny or the non-binary didn't find their way into it is because they're so fucking boring gameplay wise and wouldn't have worked.

As someone who did, in fact, play Extraction a decent amount a while back, I can confirm that it's EXTREMELY boring. There's very little to do in it, as most missions are basically the same thing overall, and none of them are really all that well-designed, either; by the time you unlock the second area, you'll have already seen everything the game has to offer. The fact that your character carries over damage from mission to mission makes it difficult to really pick a character and level it; gameplay is pretty heavily catered towards stealth, but solo can be pretty difficult at points, while multiplayer is crammed full of retards that don't know what stealth is. Put simply, it's a trainwreak.

Bit of a shame, honestly; I think it could've been interesting, if it was handled better. The Outbreak mode from Siege was a pretty fun and cool event; how'd they mess it up?

It reminds me of Extinction gamemode in Call of Duty Ghosts, something that as far as I know hasn't really been replicated since it came out in 2013. All I am saying is that I will take an inoffensive clone that plays it safe over their usual AAAA "Ubisoft Experiences"

Off-topic, but yes, Extinction was and still is a ton of fun to play. If Ubi made Extraction a bit closer to that - moving through an actual decently-sized level map, completing defined objectives instead of the small, randomized slop that we got, then Extraction would've been quite a bit better, I feel.

Anyways, aside from The Crew and Extraction, anyone else happen to know of any decent/non-offensive Ubisoft games? One of the Far Cry titles, or maybe an Assassin's Creed? I was personally a fan of New Dawn and Rogue, myself; what do you guys think?
 
Anyways, aside from The Crew and Extraction, anyone else happen to know of any decent/non-offensive Ubisoft games? One of the Far Cry titles, or maybe an Assassin's Creed? I was personally a fan of New Dawn and Rogue, myself; what do you guys think?
You're better off just playing games from 7th gen or older. There is nothing else decent that Ubisoft has released since they became a Asscreed, Siege and Far Cry mill.
 
Splinter Cell Netflix adaptation:
If this was 10 years ago, I'd love the idea of a splinter cell movie/show/cartoon
but now, please no, what is the point?
Also sam without ironside is not sam, just like with blacklist they should of made a new character and said sam retired
just let this series rest already
 
That is literally a cmd. exe prompt.

What kind of retarded nigger..
Also of course WD1 is assblasted and panned. Have you seen a haxx0r before? You really think they'd be angy man aiden pierce types? They're doughy fucking retards most of the time.

Which is why WD2 was the best. Fortnite Dancing on a drone with a c4 on it is a lot more accurate.


A WD3 going back to WD2 style faggotry but with the AI bullshit would be my dream game tbh.
 
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