Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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Hermione Granger said:
For all console players that still buy and support physical media, what we see here is what most likely to expect from all physical ubisoft console games from now on. An online DRM check is needed if you gonna be able to play the game. As the woke gay shit wasnt enough, ubisoft can go fuck themself!

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I'm guessing this is going to be a universal push going forward. FireFox just lobotomized all browsers that didn't update to version 128(an update that pushes an intrusive backdoor that sends your info to Mozilla servers and advertisers) by disabling ALL your extensions and possibly cutting off other vital functions of the browser. This effects all forks of FireFox, including the TOR browser, LibreWolf ect., if they detect you're running a version older than 128 they all break. They will do this with other programs and games going forward.

You WILL install the mandatory update and you WILL be happy. Thankfully, on PC, you can download the 1.00 release and crack it, altho who would want to bother doing so(especially with other DRM) I do not know. There IS a possibility, however.
 
@30+GameOvers is BetterFox still a viable way to circumvent Mozilla's bullshit? I don't use Firefox any more either way but I added BetterFox any way just in case I ever need it for testing things.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Switch to LIbrewolf its kinda jank but its the only way I know to get done with dealing with Firefox completely.
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I've been on Brave for a long time and not had any issues, but I'll keep that in mind. Especially if the rumours about Google fucking with Chromium to break adblockers ends up coming to pass.
 
Miller said:
I think they have retconned the lore, ANNA is the original AI that was used for the first wave of agents (those who were le big bad until they became heckin' missunderstood).
I can't stand her iconic tone.
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Oh for fucks sake.

I checked out during Faye's End of Watch manhunt, but always had a soft spot for the settings lore and stories. Tried catching up lately and it's like what the absolute christ is going on anymore?

Don't get me wrong I appreciate the game continues to receive support, but my autistically crafted world...
 
Oliver Onions said:
2024 in general really spoiled us. Suicide Squad, Dustborn, Concord, Veilguard, Unknown 9...it was an unprecedented year of DEI failures. Concord will probably never be topped as far as bombs go, but I think in future the goyslop AAA publishers will favor cancelling projects over releasing them to be publicly slaughtered.

Shadows still hasn't broke 50k concurrent according to SteamDB btw. How embarrassing.
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And even the non-DEI failures in 2024, i.e. Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown and MXGP 24 The Game, were also hilarious to see in terms of how hard they shit the bed.

The fact that Shadows still couldn't surprass DYNASTY WARRIORS ORIGINS's 69k peak player count is also embarrassing too, since Musou games have a much smaller budget (presumably) than these AAA DEI flops.
 
Damn, those stocks continue to fall fresh off the games release.
 

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Miller said:
I think they have retconned the lore, ANNA is the original AI that was used for the first wave of agents (those who were le big bad until they became heckin' missunderstood).
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Not quite. The retcon is that ANNA was created first, but no-one was interested in using her, and she got negative reviews from testers who didn't want to be told what to do by a female voice (yes really), so they instead created ISAC for The Division and DIAMOND for the Black Tusk and ANNA was supposed to be shutdown, but instead her code still exists under ISAC's. Vivian Conley was one of the OG testers and she tells Keener, who tells Theo and then they get a copy of her code and set her up as the Rogue's network so they can still use skills and tech.

Honestly the only thing worse than the shitty retcon, is the fact the lore is only revealed in Descent comms, because making major lore only available to the 3 or people who actually play that stupid fucking mode makes perfect sense.
 
Thiletonomics said:
since Musou games have a much smaller budget (presumably) than these AAA DEI flops.
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I'm gonna guess DW Origins had a bigger budget than the average Musou title because it changed the visuals and gameplay quite significantly, but I'd still put it at $100 million at most, compared to the estimated $350+ million figure I've seen thrown around for Shadows.
With the weekend over I think we can officially declare lol. lmao, even.
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Back me up! said:
The game isn't selling like we want......send in the Indians!

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I wonder if this means that Babel infiltrated 4chan moderation, that would explain them conveniently keeping up all the clear shill spam, deleting and banning posts of people shitting on the game AND stickying a clear shill post where they say the chuds lost and Ubisoft won.
Like the post said, you're not going to force people to like this game, all you're doing is sinking what little money and reputation you have left. Should have done what Warhorse and their shills tried to do and imply that putting niggers in your game is NOT woke and neither is gay sex, I bet then SmashJT would be making pro-Ubisoft videos about how they're so back by now.
 
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