Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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Scream Aim Fire said:
As insane as it sounds, I'll stick with the Striker set for now; mostly just going to be Stronghold spamming for the near-future, and it's handling itself... well-enough, I guess
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Not insane at all, probably smart to focus on what you have for now to maximise the event while it's on, and then do new stuff when you have the time

Scream Aim Fire said:
Black/White Tusk spam is my issue; they're just not fun to fight against. Looking at you, Roosevelt Island Legendary..
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That's exactly why I did each of the Legendaries once to get the collectibles and then never again. To me personally, making shit harder by simply spamming more bullshit, instead of actually improving AI, isn't fun. Kinda like how I stopped playing harder difficulties in Total War because instead of the AI being smarter they just give them a bunch of buffs that let them ignore entire mechanics and call it a day.


Hermiöne Granger said:
Ubisoft is back guys, with new leadership for ASScreed. All men and all white, this is gonna save the business.
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Honestly this is an interesting strategy, and probably the best they can do given the overall state of the company. Curious to see if they continue this strat with their other brands, especially The Division, given Div 3 lost it's Executive Producer to Battlefield recently.
 
Assassin’s Creed Hexe Director is Leaving Ubisoft

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I won't settle for anything less than total ubisoft death.
I don't care how white or straight they make their CEOs.

SUFFAH Ubisoft you cannot win me back. Nothing can wash the gay faggy stench from you
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
I won't settle for anything less than total ubisoft death.
I don't care how white or straight they make their CEOs.

SUFFAH Ubisoft you cannot win me back. Nothing can wash the gay faggy stench from you
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They could've just stopped making my video games dumb gay skinner boxes but they didn't. Now I can not rest until their lands are razed, salted, and they are driven before me so that I may revel in their lamentations. I will never forgive the French. Inshallah may EA be next.
 
Ubisoft is working on a 'directors cut' re-release for Watch Dogs Legion according to Tom Henderson.

According to Tom Henderson on the latest Insider Gaming podcast, Ubisoft may be working on a new version of Watch Dogs Legion, which resembles a “Director’s Cut.”

What he does know is that it reportedly involves a significant update to the game. He even highlighted several elements being added or reworked, including new content, a Night Mode, and motion capture currently being recorded.

This suggests that the team is actively expanding or enhancing the game’s narrative and gameplay presentation. These additions would not only refresh the visual and mechanical experience but could also address some of the limitations inherent in the original release.
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Watch Dogs Legion Is Reportedly Getting a ‘Director’s Cut’-Style Re-Release With New Content (archive)
 
Oliver Onions said:
The end of Far Cry 5 is my favourite moment in the entire series, but I'm still confused what the message was supposed to be since the cult was absolutely right.
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It's literally just "The apocalypse is coming", because Dan Hay came up with the idea when he saw a crazy man in the street saying it was coming and he thought "I think he is right"

Ubisoft desperately wants people to think their games are deep, but they're not. In Far Cry's case, every game except Far Cry 5 basically boils down to "war is hell" or "war is cyclical". I guess that might be why Far Cry 5 seems so novel because instead it just boiled down to "shit is fucked" but it managed to make a religious milita look correct in the process.
 
Problematic User Forever said:
I thought these journalists said Watch Dogs was dead as Dillinger
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Journalists are lying by default and in error even when they're trying to tell the truth. When they think they're telling the truth, they're also probably still wrong from sheer incompetence. Any time a journalist is speaking/writing and the truth accidentally falls out, it's because somebody paid them to say it and they still think they're lying.

The Last Stand said:
If true, as long as this rumored upgrade is free for existing owners, go nuts.
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It won't be. This industry is famous for being greedy cunts in that regard, Ubisoft doubly-so.
 
I noticed in the prince of persia bundle SOT is full price while the other sands games are 80% off. I guess someone still holds out hope they can get the remaster out and doesn't want to undercut their own product?
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Pissmaster said:
Ubisoft sale on Steam uses an AI-generated arcade with their game logos plastered throughout. Very pajeet of them. View attachment 8633715
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>Niggers are the first thing you see when going left to right.
>the logos and iconography is for games they desparetely wanted to be successful and/or pump those numbers up (Skull and Bones, Prince of Persia, but not starring the Prince of Persia, Ass Creed WE WUZ SAMURAI,)
>No Rayman anywhere, even though they just released a "remake" bundled with a bunch of emulated old ports and some behind the scenes stuff that the value of which only really makes up of.

At least they're not getting as much money from the niggercattle due to the lower prices in theory.
 
A remake of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag has been officially announced. I'm sure Ubisoft had this in their pocket for a while, especially after Shadow's tepid reception. I suspect Ubisoft will fuck this up somehow.
 
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