Uh oh! You just drank the Joshua Moon potion! What happens?

[Gorgar]

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[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I have the urge to train pigeons and grow plants.

 

[Resident Evil]

I have the strange urge to buy Chinese pottery and mail it to Hong Kong to be labeled with letter stickers.

 

[MrTroll]

I start desperately searching the internet for mail-order Russian brides.

 

[Don Yagon]

I start ransoming Beauty Parlour posters for foot pics, banning and doxing those who don't comply.

 

[Secret Messages]

feeling devious

 

[Mal0]

I have a sudden need to feed.

 

[thismanlies]

I start my own coin company where I mint rounds of lolcows and sell them for borsht money.

 

[General Tug Boat]

My bank account gets shut down and I constantly get subpoenas from autistic trannies because of mean things I said on the internet. Truly hell.

 

[Friendly Mudcrab]

If it's a potion, why does it feel like someone fed me?

 

[Neil]

i will now sacrifice every 500 pound 5'1 manlet to the corn

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Now Josh is in love with me because he followed the potion recipe backwards.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I become more autistic and experienced with computers and get the strong urge to motorboat some fat cowtiddies.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’d suddenly like banana peppers on all my food

 

[AnnLurker]

You will feel like Mooning people, and those with gunts will attack you.

 

[Internet Explorer]

You drink that shit, and you'll quickly find yourself in a parody of It Follows.

Josh's curse will be lifted, but the Gunt will now follow you.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Fat women and feeeeeeeeet!
Sing it with me now!
I love, fat women and feeeeeeeeeet!

 

[XANA]

I get the urge to send the New Zealand government a strongly-worded email

 

[KetchupSlice]

I become Sonichu and zap to the extreme forever.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I do the exact opposite of whatever anyone tells me like a bizarro Ella Enchanted