Ummah.com Forum - Islamic Content

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Oh my, this forum. I found out about this place around the time of the Charlie Hebdo shootings. They had quite an interesting thread that is now either deleted or blocked for members only. It was pretty much what you'd expect.

The more "moderate" ones decrying it as a false flag attack by CIA/Mossad or some other crusader power with the only purpose of making the natives hate the poor righteous innocent muslims (how this would be to their benefit is rarely delved into, the only important parts are the ones involving how this makes muslims the victims). Also a big dose of the "talk shit, get hit" apologism common whenever Islam's critics meet such an untoward fate. Just shouldn't have poked the hornest nest, now look what happened! Everything would be so much easier if you just stopped saying bad things about Islam, you know.

The more fanatical ones just straight up reveling, calling it payback for the thousand injustices noble Islam has suffered at the hands of the crusaders over the past few centuries, and a taste of things to come once Europe falls under the Ummah, as it inevitably must since the dominion of all the lands for the followers of Mohammed has been foretold. There's always a lot of chatter about the decadence and weakness of the West and how easily muslims are gaining in influence and power. I've seen them mention it must even the will of God, their enemies fallen from grace as rulers of the entire planet to this cringing, cowardly culture of compromise, so willing to be fooled, so easy to manipulate, so willfully bending over to finish taking the dicking Islam had started giving it around 1300 years ago.
 

That subject always leads to hilarious answers

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Intelligent? Nah they are just racist psychics who develop rockets the real intelligent men sit in caves in pakistan reciting the quran by rote
 
That subject always leads to hilarious answers

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Intelligent? Nah they are just racist psychics who develop rockets the real intelligent men sit in caves in pakistan reciting the quran by rote
Is it REALLY that important for people to be a certain religion in order to be something? That's flawed reasoning. I'm Muslim too, but I don't go forcing people to convert. Whether you want to convert or not, more power to you. In the end, it's not my business to deal with.
 
Is it REALLY that important for people to be a certain religion in order to be something? That's flawed reasoning.

It's insecurity and projection.

"I am X but these people who seem smart are not, does that mean they are smart and I'm not? But if it was the smart thing to do, wouldn't they be like me. Could I be not sm- Nah, if they were X they'd be smart but clearly they are truly dumb and me am the smart one. Science!"
 
It's insecurity and projection.

"I am X but these people who seem smart are not, does that mean they are smart and I'm not? But if it was the smart thing to do, wouldn't they be like me. Could I be not sm- Nah, if they were X they'd be smart but clearly they are truly dumb and me am the smart one. Science!"
Jeez, those mental gymnastics make me want to take painkillers and aspirin
 
Just shouldn't have poked the hornest nest, now look what happened! Everything would be so much easier if you just stopped saying bad things about Islam, you know.

This is an ironic position to take since we could nuke that sandy region until its surface was glowing green glass if it really came down to it.
 
If you go to their threads introducing new users, they are actually a cross-section of the muslim world. Its not a bunch of salafists or pakistanis or whatever.

Even wikipedia says "The Ummah forum membership is mainly composed of Muslims of Pakistani and Indian origin residing in the United Kingdom."

It's really obvious to anyone who's spent some time on there that the majority of people who are regular posters are UK Pakis with Salafi leanings.
 
"Pretty stupid in my opinion if your intelligence did not lead you to the truth."
I didn't knew they were changing their turbans for fedoras. Or maybe they are going to wear tiny fedoras over their turbans?. I mean, they already had the neckbeards so it's just the next logical step.

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These guys are all heretical garbage trash who worship a moon deity who raped a 9 year old. They are a bunch of dickless Zionist-owned polytheists who don't even have the balls to pipe-bomb Joshua Moon's house. That's Joshua Connor Moon who lives in Pensacola, Florida and owns this very website where people point at Islamics and laugh at their backwards beliefs and false religion and pedophile prophet.

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