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I'm not keeping up with the discussion here, but if you guys head over to the Trashbin Homotel discussion, you'll know that the character Alastor has been forced to sit on a cuckchair by his archnemesis.
Sooooo, yeah. And he's a deer.
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I'm not saying I think god hates halloween and you're a hecking heretic for trick or treating nigga, I'm saying halloween doesn't make sense in a church.Anyone who refuses to dress up in silly costumes and eat candy because they believe god hates it is a party pooper and deserves to be as miserable as they make themselves.
Christmas is also a paganistic holiday. I think the truth is that christianity just coopted a lot of pagan stuff to win over converts and people who actually give a damn about whether or not it would be celebrated in a smalltown church are overthinking it.I'm not saying I think god hates halloween and you're a hecking heretic for trick or treating nigga, I'm saying halloween doesn't make sense in a church.
It would have actually made more sense for the pumpkin fight to be in ch. 3 given how it's literally a meme chapter, maybe the dremurrs have a creepy jack o lantern in the closet that scared asriel as a kid or some shit.
Of course Noelle would be one of those fake Pagans...Christmas is also a paganistic holiday
Wrong, stalker child.Christmas is also a paganistic holiday.
This source also claims that Halloween is not paganistic so either Christmas and Halloween are both pagan or neither are pagan by this logic. Truthfully I don't think any of this fucking matters because hometown doesn't follow Christianity.
If anything humans would probably be the blacks of deltarune so Kris is the most likely to cringe out of them all and try to stop the episode from playing.Do you think the Boondocks exists in Deltarune? Do you think Kris and Susie would try to get Mike to play an episode for Ralsei?
Correct, the supposed evidence provided for the opposite position is mostly bullshit.neither are pagan
"So Kris said the H-word before you did that morning?"If anything humans would probably be the blacks of deltarune
Berdly would post on deltarune's /pol/ about how da huuuuuums stole his girlfriend and why they should be gassed

Buzzfeed and Pinterest analogues. Toriel annoyingly sends recipes and personality quizzes to Carol in an attempt to lift her spirits. Carol exclusively hangs out on Christmas-centric Pinterest groups for more ideas for decorations and furniture.Toriel and Carol would bicker with each other on Twitter/whatever female-centric social media there is
Asgore would almost certainly have the classic boomer-tier profile, sunglasses in profile picture and all. He's halfway right about what the Roaring entails but he also thinks 5G waves would cause Kris's skin to melt and turn Asriel into a faggot.Asgore would have a boomer-tier facebook account and post weird photos and updates to an audience of 0
Same, he reminds me of gay bara porn, which knowing Toby and his clique, wouldn't surprise me is the actual inspiration on his design.That said, I do not like the pumpkin man's design at all, and you are very much correct that he is more meme than character.
Asgore really has no idea...turn Asriel into a faggot.
[More real world -> DR speculations:
- Berdly would post on deltarune's /pol/ about how da huuuuuums stole his girlfriend and why they should be gassed
- Monster Kid and Snowy would talk shit behind Kris's back and make fun of him on deltarune's kiwifarms
- Toriel and Carol would bicker with each other on Twitter/whatever female-centric social media there is
- Asgore would have a boomer-tier facebook account and post weird photos and updates to an audience of 0
I was going to say that Deltarune Asgore would probably be one of those cows you'd mostly feel sorry for but were funny sometimes due to their antics but the description moreso implies Undertale Asgore which I could unironically see him having A-logs considering... y'know he might have killed like 4 or 5 kids.[Careercow] Asgore Dreemurr
The literal Lolcow King. Unable to govern without his estranged wife. Will break the Barrier in 2 more weeks. Allegedly killed his own children to gain immortality.
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Silently lurks his thread, hating how much of what his A-Logs say about him is true. His only solace is how slow the thread is.
Honestly, would Papyrus be Tough Guys? The guy either takes insults like a champ or just flat out doesn't understand them and takes them as compliments. If anything he'd be one of the few cows who are just entertaining goofy people and that's about it. He'd probably somehow still have A-logs though because every cow does somehow no matter how inoffensive.[Tough Guys] Papyrus Gaster / The Great Papyrus / CoolSkeleton95
The Royal Scientist's autistic failson. Terrorizes his hometown with frozen spaghetti and death traps. Will never be a real Royal Guardsman.
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Papyrus finds his own thread and thinks the "Tough Guys" tag is a term of endearment at first. Tries to post from a sock account, immediately outed by his choice of font.
Alphys would absolutely be a lolcow in the Undertale universe. Maybe even the Deltarune universe too if she has enough internet presence as a failed anime reviewer.[Tough Guys] Papyrus Gaster / The Great Papyrus / CoolSkeleton95
The Royal Scientist's autistic failson. Terrorizes his hometown with frozen spaghetti and death traps. Will never be a real Royal Guardsman.
[343][344][345][346][347]
Papyrus finds his own thread and thinks the "Tough Guys" tag is a term of endearment at first. Tries to post from a sock account, immediately outed by his choice of font.
[Careercow] Asgore Dreemurr
The literal Lolcow King. Unable to govern without his estranged wife. Will break the Barrier in 2 more weeks. Allegedly killed his own children to gain immortality.
[79][80][81][82][83]
Silently lurks his thread, hating how much of what his A-Logs say about him is true. His only solace is how slow the thread is.