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Huh... you know this actually does make me realize how odd it is that Kris seems to fit her preferences from what we've been told so far but nope, she wants the purple dinosaur she's never met before instead. On top of actively throwing Kris under the bus for her.

I genuinely hope Toby doesn't make suselle a locked-in thing. Even if Noelle likes Susie's real personality just as much as the fake one, these two characters still barely know each other. They've spoken, collectively, for like an hour at most across the entire game, which (outside of pencilgate) is literally everything.No no, I agree. Or it’s at least close enough the main issue. Even if one of the genders were swapped, it’s still a bad ship because, as everyone else has said, they have no chemistry. Romance in any story, let alone a game, is very much a “do it right or don’t do it at all” sort of thing, and making Suselle canon would show that Toby cares more about his fetishes than about his characters.
How about this: Noelle confesses to Susie at the festival, who doesn’t know how to respond, then dark world shenanigans immediately interrupt them. Susie confides with Kris later in the chapter about her conflicting emotions because of course she would go to him, who else? Kris can’t/won’t tell Susie what to do, and Susie decides that she doesn’t feel that way about Noelle right now, but she’s still open to the possibility of Noelle somehow winning her over, which she accepts. While reflecting on all this, Susie realizes just how much she trusts Kris, gets confused about her feelings again, then casually decides it’ll all work itself out.
There - a safe, fence-sitting series of events that doesn’t fully satisfy anyone but won’t make anyone too upset, either.
You can also kneel on his neck if he pulls dyke shit
Oh no we know for sure if Noelle was a 'Noel' or any other dude the fandom would dogpile on that poor sucker as much as they did Chapter 1 Berdly, male-Noelle would be instantly run through the proverbial shredder so hard it'd be like chucking a snowball into the Sun. A dude creepishly gooning over a girl is wrong, but when a girl does it to another girl its now 'lesbian-coded' and pro-LGBT which says a lot about these people.Even if one of the genders were swapped, it’s still a bad ship
You can also kneel on his neck if he pulls dyke shit
Not just any girl, a classmate.A dude creepishly gooning over a girl is wrong, but when a girl does it to another girl its now 'lesbian-coded' and pro-LGBT which says a lot about these people.
If Toby pulls this on us, I kneel.
Huh... you know this actually does make me realize how odd it is that Kris seems to fit her preferences from what we've been told so far but nope, she wants the purple dinosaur she's never met before instead. On top of actively throwing Kris under the bus for her.
Their entire "relationship" consists of Noelle obsessiely gooning at Susie from afar like a creeper and Susie not bullying her because she was nice one time. Their interactions in-game are some of the most blatantly shoe-horned and forced sections in the narrative, outright locking the characters in a room together and forcing them to interact via removing Kris through plot shenanigans. Twice.
Not just any girl, a classmate.
Obsessively fantasizing about a random stranger would be bad enough, but gooning to someone you actually interact with in your day-to-day life but barely knows you is a hundred times more fucking creepy. If Noelle was a dude that would be some Supreme Gentleman type shit.
Not my thing either, but I 100% understand the appeal of it and why people would go for it.I have seen some Kris/Noelle shipping previously; not my cup of tea, personally, but there is a fandom for it.
>gamer girlI think people find Berdly's reasons for liking Susie to be less questionable than Noelle's despite interacting even less, which says something.
You meanVs...
>ehhh
Yeah because Berdly is essentially a joke character, being super flakey and autistically abrasive is his thing. His attraction to Susie is treated completely unseriously, whereas wanting to fuck Susie is like 70% of Noelles characterization and is treated completely seriously narrative-wise.I think people find Berdly's reasons for liking Susie to be less questionable than Noelle's despite interacting even less, which says something.
I actually do like Noelle when she's not thirsting for Susie and throwing Kris under the bus to munch that barney carpetwhereas wanting to fuck Susie is like 70% of Noelles characterization and is treated completely seriously narrative-wise.
Outside of Kris cucking Noelle multiple times and Noelles inner monologue being comedic it's very clear that Suselle is being taken as an actual plot point.
Let's see how much of a joke character he is in chapter 5 when he picks up the family shotgun (they own a shotgun because they are birds of prey, you see) to kill the knight in two shots and then Sans for banging Toriel.Yeah because Berdly is essentially a joke character
Nah, that won’t happen. The whole point was to show that Susie is a prophecy breaker and will stick with you to the end.Especially since the lore indicates somewhat that Noelle will be a main character going forwards, while Susie might end up as an antagonist...
Chapter 1I actually do like Noelle when she's not thirsting for Susie and throwing Kris under the bus to munch that barney carpet
Dude probably unironically thinks he's the protagonist of a harem anime, dude thinks everyone loves him. Even Kris.His attraction to Susie is treated completely unseriously,
Honestly think that's what Toby is going for.Though it would be interesting to see if we get Susie to fuck off in the weird route so the prophecy can play out.
I don't. This shit belongs on r/truemenwritingwomen.I actually do like Noelle when she's not thirsting for Susie and throwing Kris under the bus to munch that barney carpet
I feel like he's building up to that, but who knowsIf Toby were based he would acknowledge these things in the story
I think people find Berdly's reasons for liking Susie to be less questionable than Noelle's despite interacting even less, which says something.
>built him back up when he was at his lowest
Vs...
>ehhh
You mean
>"She reminds me of my dead sister and I want her to step on me!"
His attraction to Susie is treated completely unseriously, whereas wanting to fuck Susie is like 70% of Noelles characterization and is treated completely seriously narrative-wise.
I actually do like Noelle when she's not thirsting for Susie and throwing Kris under the bus to munch that barney carpet
Let's see how much of a joke character he is in chapter 5 when he picks up the family shotgun (they own a shotgun because they are birds of prey, you see) to kill the knight in two shots and then Sans for banging Toriel.
I didn't say I liked that part lol, I like her estranged, but still friendly relationship with Kris. Growing apart from people, neglecting your friends because you're an emo teenage boy, that aspect of Kris and Noelle feels natural. My final opinion on the doe will come when the game is done in 10 years.I don't. This shit belongs on r/truemenwritingwomen.
Oh, she's a shy ditzy quirky gamer-girl who loves horror and punk rock and is also a lesbian? You sure you couldn't fit some more ridiculous stereotypes in there?