$ "Unethical" pro-tips - Taxes, gibs, etc.

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Gender: Xenomorph said:
I hate recruiters/HR/recruitment agencies. I think they're the reason IT companies are "always hiring" and IT employees "can never get into the job".

A bunch of faggots that come from outside, know nothing about the industry they work with, and just cross-check CVs and applications. Do people even read cover letters? Every job spot I see that has something like: PLEASE WRITE A CUSTOMIZED COVER LETTER, YES WE DO READ THEM, will take about 2 hours to slap you with a generic "we moved on with other applicants..."

Pretty much all the people circumvent them and try to talk to people in the companies for a job. "3rd party hiring consultants" do nothing but poach talent, devise intricate 5-step recruitment exams that nobody bothers to fulfill, and shitpost on Linkedin about how people don't deal with their shit.

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Work for corpo... When I applied for my current job, I had to submit a cover letter. I now help with hiring (we try to get coworkers, not just managers, in the interview) and HR never gives us the cover letters, just the resumes.
No clue what they do with them or why they exist. I assume everything before it gets to us is algorithm and throwing out lied-on applications, but I don't really know... There are probably a few dozen applications for each position we open and the actual team they will be working with see between 3 and 6.
 
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Don't ask me how legal any of this actually is. Do all this at your own risk. I'll just say I think the CC companies are compleate scumbags, the places I would hypothetically do this to I hate for specific reasons. Don't do this to a company or entity that has been nice to you.


Want something expensive? Find the exact same model online broken for sale FOR PARTS / FOR REPAIR ONLY. Buy it and buy the item you want. wait about 1 week and return the one purchased broken online. If they are really giving you a hard time you can swap the case/enclosure of the item itself.

If a loser job every wants to fire you they will try to force you to quit so they don't have to pay part of your unemployment. DO NOT let them force you to quit make them fire you. Collect unemployment and work a cash job during this period.

Don't ever make a large purchase on your own CC and declare the card stolen immediately afterwards, even though you will probably get away with it that is fraud.

Fake your diploma, fake your transcripts. There, I just saved you about $250,000. If your degree is in some bullshit subject that will never be useful at your career ever WTF do you need it for anyway?

If you end up in a petty debate with a company about owing a small fee for some bulllshit, call up the accounting department pretend to be the party who billed you in the first place and tell them the people who billed you originally, conceded they made a mistake and then tell them to drop attempting to collect the fee. This actually works quite a bit.

Take out a few Credit cards start a line of credit around 30-40K. Pick 3 or 4 cards from different banks and run up around $1,500-2,000 on them, then just don't bother. You're credit score will be nuked but you'll still have a credit line of 30K , so wtf do you even need good credit for at that point? That's 8K in free shit if you play your cards right. They can sue you but for under $2,000 will they even bother? If they sell the debt to a collector you can bargain with them for a fraction of the total debt accrued. After a a couple of years you can start freash rebuild your credit or do the same scam all over again.
 
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