Unethical Weight Loss as fast as possible? - what would be the fastest yet most unethical/extreme weight loss diet/plan?

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Long term fasting. Take adderall daily and consume nothing else but 2 liters of water a day with:
  • 2g of Himalayan pink salt
  • 5g salt-free potassium chloride
  • 2g edible Epsom salts
Do this for 5 days at a time, then eat a small meal in the morning on the 6th day. Then have a larger meal later in the day. Consume no more than 20g of carbs on that day for both meals combined. Repeat until you are at your target weight.

If you do this exactly you will lose weight, I promise. You're going to feel like shit at first and it's going to be really hard to not eat, but you gotta push past it, then you'll feel great and your appetite will subside. Do not slack on water drinking or you will feel like absolute shit. Don't chug it either though, you will just piss it out and the magnesium in the epsom salts will give you diarrhea, dehydrating you further. Gotta drink it at an even pace throughout the day. I recommend getting a 1 liter reusable water bottle so you can regulate how much you are drinking. I think you'll find this even easier to do than eating 200 calories a day even without the adderall. You don't really need the adderall but it keeps you occupied and eliminates hunger. Added bonus is eating literally nothing really cuts down on grocery costs, which is pretty good nowadays.
 
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Not sure if this is unethical exactly but 2 years ago I was on vacation doing fuckall and I got so fucking lazy I couldn't be asked to prepare any food at all and I just ended up eating nothing but watermelons and kiwis for two weeks. And I wasn't really hungry because I was just sitting on my ass or sleeping the entire time.

I didn't think at the time to check how much I had lost but it must've been around 10 kilos.
 
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Akashic Retard said:
Long term fasting. Take adderall daily and consume nothing else but 2 liters of water a day with:
Do this for 5 days at a time, then eat a small meal in the morning on the 6th day. Then have a larger meal later in the day. Consume no more than 20g of carbs on that day for both meals combined. Repeat until you are at your target weight.

If you do this exactly you will lose weight, I promise. You're going to feel like shit at first and it's going to be really hard to not eat, but you gotta push past it, then you'll feel great and your appetite will subside. Do not slack on water drinking or you will feel like absolute shit. Don't chug it either though, you will just piss it out and the magnesium in the epsom salts will give you diarrhea, dehydrating you further. Gotta drink it at an even pace throughout the day. I recommend getting a 1 liter reusable water bottle so you can regulate how much you are drinking. I think you'll find this even easier to do than eating 200 calories a day even without the adderall. You don't really need the adderall but it keeps you occupied and eliminates hunger. Added bonus is eating literally nothing really cuts down on grocery costs, which is pretty good nowadays.
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So basically a snake juice diet with adderall?
 
Put yourself in a medically induced coma and the pounds will fall right off!
 
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Akashic Retard said:
Long term fasting. Take adderall daily and consume nothing else but 2 liters of water a day with:
Do this for 5 days at a time, then eat a small meal in the morning on the 6th day. Then have a larger meal later in the day. Consume no more than 20g of carbs on that day for both meals combined. Repeat until you are at your target weight.

If you do this exactly you will lose weight, I promise. You're going to feel like shit at first and it's going to be really hard to not eat, but you gotta push past it, then you'll feel great and your appetite will subside. Do not slack on water drinking or you will feel like absolute shit. Don't chug it either though, you will just piss it out and the magnesium in the epsom salts will give you diarrhea, dehydrating you further. Gotta drink it at an even pace throughout the day. I recommend getting a 1 liter reusable water bottle so you can regulate how much you are drinking. I think you'll find this even easier to do than eating 200 calories a day even without the adderall. You don't really need the adderall but it keeps you occupied and eliminates hunger. Added bonus is eating literally nothing really cuts down on grocery costs, which is pretty good nowadays.
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Do you actually have experience with this? I've actually heard about this retarded scheme before but it sounds kinda crazy.
I've done 3 day fasts before but they're miserable.

Edit: Also where do you get Adderal? College students? Maybe the trannies making their own HRT would know...
 
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