Unethical Weight Loss as fast as possible? - what would be the fastest yet most unethical/extreme weight loss diet/plan?

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Did the one meal a day thing and worked out (90-120 minutes session) twice a day. Breakfast was two eggs, two slices of toast, and four sausage links. Did lifts in the morning, Stacker 1 and salt water throughout the day, cardio in the evening.

It sucks and your body and mind will hate you; but it got me visible abs.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Did the one meal a day thing and worked out (90-120 minutes session) twice a day. Breakfast was two eggs, two slices of toast, and four sausage links. Did lifts in the morning, Stacker 1 and salt water throughout the day, cardio in the evening.

It sucks and your body and mind will hate you; but it got me visible abs.
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Was it worth it?
 
If it's a lot of weight loss aren't you just going to be a big empty bag of flabby excess skin? Seems better to stay fat.
 
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I feel like if a person enjoys eating (some people genuinely don't) and doesn't enjoy exercise then it's optimal not to try to be ripped but to just get to acceptable.
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I originally started because I'm more leg than torso but with the frame of a boxy fridge. Even though I was running a high first-class PFT, a SSgt didn't like the way I looked in PT clothes and would tell me to go get taped (usually reserved for fatties and PT failures). And due to how the Marine Corps measured body fat (waist measurement minus neck measurement equals body fat) I would often come up as "fat." So I did everything I could to shed without using straight illegal shit, had the best physique of my life... And still considered fat. Put on BCT, kept a food journal, all that gay shit. Then figured out you can "hack" the system by getting a beefier neck.
 
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Polock said:
Do you actually have experience with this? I've actually heard about this retarded scheme before but it sounds kinda crazy.
I've done 3 day fasts before but they're miserable.
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I did every other day fasting for a while and it sucked fucking cock but I lost a lot of weight over the course of like three months. I'd recommend it if you can't exercise properly due to work or whatever, but five day fasts seem like they'll fuck you up big time, and the idea of having the squits all the time from the salt is less appealing than being a fat fuck.
 
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The twist is; you eat MORE than you want.

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Steroids.
Raising testosterone to 3-5x the normal level will actually make you lose fat and not just any weight (muscles, bone density, teeth, etc). With proper diet and workout routine on top of that, the results are amazing. And it will give you tons of energy and motivation to work out.
If you're at risk of alopecia, bulk of testosterone could be replaced with stanozolol.
Obviously, read up on side effects and how to properly prevent those.
 
Semaglutide.

Sold as Ozempic, Wegovy, Rybelsus. Been real easy to get a prescription but there's a shortage because TikTok thots caught onto it. It's MEANT for diabetics and the morbidly obese.

I'm surprised I never see /fit/ mention it.
 
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DNP. It basically messes with your mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell so that a huge portion of the energy that is being created is lost as heat instead of being converted into ATP/energy. Therefore your body needs to burn more energy to get ATP, which is needed for other metabolic processes.

You can die from overheating.
 
Surprised no one has brought up ostarine yet. At clinical doses it causes you to melt visceral fat while also helping you to retain muscle in a steep deficit. In no way safe, but if you're on 10mg or less a day and keeping track of blood work its probably safer than getting methed out to lose weight.
 
You don't need to worry about 'mUh MeTaBoLiSm' if you stop eating and carry on exercising super hard. You can't magically  not burn calories while doing physical work. All you need to worry about is staying hydrated and not dying from lack of salts etc.
 
  1. Quit all snacks and sugar.
  2. Doing 0.1 lines of Crystal Meth at 6 hour intervals.
  3. DO NOT EXCEED 5 DAYS OF NO SLEEP.
  4. Consult your doctor first, but Benadryl helped me sleep before I was again assailed by Shades.
  5. The Shades (Shadow People) are real, Amphetamines accelerate your physiological existence and grind you into the zenith of the Underworld.
  6. This helped me get started.
  7. be prepared to work off your sleep debt and if push comes to shove just out-psycho your new junkie GF who you don't remember meeting but can't forget the head-game.
 
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