Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!

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Judge Holden said:
I MADE THREE GIRLS KISS WHILE I DRUNK A DOUBLE BEER BONG AFTER FORCING ERRYOTHER NIGGER AT THAT PARTY TO CHANT "CTHULHU FHTAGN"

I AM THE FUCKING PRINCE OF NERDS MUTHERFUCKER
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If you were female, I'd ask you to marry me.

EDIT: Just putting this here.

 
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The Froon said:
Chris' rental house is right by the side of a lake, isn't it? I'd imagine he'd try to go out there to grab fish by hand like Smeagol,
but then all he'd do instead is stand there by the bank, stress-shitting himself and sighing because the fish won't fly out of the water and land straight into the bucket.
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I am going to try and use the phrase 'stress-shitting' in my everyday life.
 
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Marvin said:
Well, there are also websites that let you make gradual payments on things, like fingerhut.


It's not their money he's spending, it's his. And no, she doesn't care what he spends his money on.


He doesn't, he buys it on credit (or via similar agreements).
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He started shoplifting, remember Marvin? I wonder if he ever paid that best buy credit card he over drafted off yet??
 
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I can't remember who but someone said that Chris is best understood by taking his age and cutting it in half. And that makes sense but according to that logic Chris is regressing badly. Hes back down to a 6 year old.

32, homeless, incontinent, financially in the shits, with his main support being his elderly mother who has a variety of health issues, and the only thing he can think about is begging for more legos. Not even Vidya. Not for nothing but I got hard up last year and sold almost all of my games and my 360 and made a decent amount of money. I don't know what the resale value is for legos but I doubt its as easy to resell a lego set should the need arise.

I remember when Null and others put together the care package and alot of people said they shouldn't have given it to Chris. I stand by what I said before, that if you're going to do good you just do it regardless of whether or not the person will appreciate it.

But this right here shows me that Chris just like anyone else really is only going to get out what he puts into his life.

If people he bad mouthed and thought were his enemies got together and gave him a care package and the only lesson he derives from that is to beg for more stuff instead of at least considering that maybe hes been going about this life shit the wrong way than so be it. He has no one to blame but himself when he winds up homeless.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
In Chris' case, though, he really has spent most of his life getting free stuff. His parents spoilt him, he gets paid for sitting around on his ass playing vidya and Bob paid off his credit card debt. Just when the well was starting to run dry, suddenly the trolls send him a care package. All that's changed is that now he thinks he can mooch of the Internet.
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And this right here, is the exact reason why we should have never sent the ungrateful bastard a care package in the first place. We knew this would happen, we could have even prevented it. But did we? No. We actually thought that by sending him a care package with necessities such as socks, dirty crapped briefs, CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC, etc that Chris would actually take the fucking hint, that yes; some trolls (or this forum, even though we aren't) actually want to see him grow up and change. But did it do a single fucking thing? Did he change? The answer is no. He got fucking worse. Now he is thinking that since people sent his ass free shit because of the dang, dirty fire; that he could sit his fat, lazy ass in front of his computer/iPhone/idea book, post a borderline retarded wish list of shit a 10-12 year old kid would want, and say "Please buy this, I want it", and when he didn't get jackshit the first 2 times he posted the damn thing, he goes back, reposts it thinking people actually give two shits, but this time instead of asking nicely, he demands we buy it for him, in multiples. This is why you don't send a self absorbed, entitled asshole anything. I have a feeling history is going to repeat itself when Chris breaks the news that Snorlax finally answered the sound of gods poke flute. "My mommy died today, I never gave a fuck about her, but you should send me money, LEGOS, and anything else but flowers and condolences....fuck that shit."

4Macie said:
snipped for size.
Chris would even try to apply for these jobs because 1) he feels he deserves better than those jobs, 2) he 'knows' he could get more money just off his tugboat than a job like that, and 3) all us trolling stupids have ruined his chances at a job because of the background checks.
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That and he would probably end up shop lifting.
 
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It's pretty disturbing seeing Chris mentally regress like this. I mean, he deserves all this misfortune that's come upon him, but there's something almost sad about how he's slowly becomeing a child.
 
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I'm not sure if anyone has brought this up, but if Chris was wise, :lol:, he'd try e-begging on a site like gofundme. Looks more professional and legit. Thought knowing how that'd go, :heart-empty::c
 
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scxthursday said:
And this right here, is the exact reason why we should have never sent the ungrateful bastard a care package in the first place. We knew this would happen, we could have even prevented it. But did we? No. We actually thought that by sending him a care package with necessities such as socks, dirty crapped briefs, CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC, etc that Chris would actually take the fucking hint, that yes; some trolls (or this forum, even though we aren't) actually want to see him grow up and change. But did it do a single fucking thing? Did he change? The answer is no. He got fucking worse. Now he is thinking that since people sent his ass free shit because of the dang, dirty fire; that he could sit his fat, lazy ass in front of his computer/iPhone/idea book, post a borderline retarded wish list of shit a 10-12 year old kid would want, and say "Please buy this, I want it", and when he didn't get jackshit the first 2 times he posted the damn thing, he goes back, reposts it thinking people actually give two shits, but this time instead of asking nicely, he demands we buy it for him, in multiples. This is why you don't send a self absorbed, entitled asshole anything. I have a feeling history is going to repeat itself when Chris breaks the news that Snorlax finally answered the sound of gods poke flute. "My mommy died today, I never gave a fuck about her, but you should send me money, LEGOS, and anything else but flowers and condolences....fuck that shit."
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In some ways I agree because when I read through the cwciki I could only imagine how ungrateful he's been to everyone that supports him, but I have lots of respect for the people who sent him stuff because regardless of whoever disagrees they did a really good thing. A guy gets his house burned down, loses a good chunk of his stuff and obviously isn't going to be well off. :o Not everyone gets this kind of treatment ya know. Regardless of whatever has happened in the past.
 
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