update | is my mom moving in with me? 07/23/20 - six thousand dollar bed y'all

[SituationTypeThing]

She's enjoying this way too much, it's like the most exciting thing that's ever happened to her. So many people paying attention to her, and focusing on her. She's going to be depressed when life goes back to normal, and that's not being "exageratory"

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I wonder if she knows she's on the way out so has just stopped giving a fuck about money, if she ever did in the first place. Can't pay debts if you're dead, right?

 

[ADHD]

Awww, she's depressed that she doesn't have any of her "woman-ness" anymore. Feel bad for her!

 

[draculasestateagent]

Awww, she's depressed that she doesn't have any of her "woman-ness" anymore. Feel bad for her!
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because she was the epitome of female beauty and grace before this happened, darn it.

 

[marjoram]

If she is trying to divert them from the service I'd have to say she's doing a good thing. The haydurs don't need to be shitting that up and making it about Amber.

Yep, that's what I was trying to say...either she's being her usual self-centered self or she was doing it to be helpful. I honestly can't say which it is as she's generally awful but in this instance she may actually be doing a good deed.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

6k mattress is a small price to pay. Bed- bound in style, y'all!

 

[a dinosaur]

Ten bucks says what's left of Amber's Oxycodone goes mysteriously missing on the 31st.

 

[Red Mask]

Mother moving in? Gee, color me shocked. Certainly not to sponge off of Amberlynn! NAH!

 

[faggotprincess]

She can say oncologist but not gynecologist and that bothers me deep in my soul.

 

[AmbiTron]

Summary: I CLICKBAITED U HEHE MOM NOT MOVE IN, ME SPEND MONEY ON BED, NO LAYGS.

Seems like she is talking differently. Maybe copying her mom?

 

[Nocellara]

She is happy as a pig in shit. Lexington and Cheesecake factory happiness written all over her fat face.

T-Minus 8 days until Fat Kristine the Meth Monkey leaves.

Everything just perfect for her.... Lies, lies and more lies.

Fat Amber is now just annoying, zero lulz to be had. Boring as fuck, same as she has been since Benzo Becky came on the scene.

 

[Fandom Trash]

A whole lot of nothing happens...expect for intense lip smacking.

Press X for doubt.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I've attached screen captures of the comments with replies from Amber if anyone wants to view them before she starts deleting the people calling her out.

I lol'd at her insistence in the replies that she would NEVER get addicted to oxycodone.

 

[dingobaby]

Amber: In my gut I feel like it hasn’t spread

Also Amber: It feels like the lymphedema in my gut has gotten bigger!

Who do y'all think will win the fight for Amber's unused pain meds? Benzy or Methmaw?

 

[Greengames]

She's so giddy about having to go through this shit. She does realize that the only way out for her (and everyone else) is death right? Might want to change your outlook bbgorl.

 

[krazy orange cat]

She's so giddy about having to go through this shit. She does realize that the only way out for her (and everyone else) is death right? Might want to change your outlook bbgorl.

She's an attention whore. As long as people are paying attention to her, regardless of the reason, she's happy.

 

[Goblin]

She's going to get rid of the recliner despite the fact she just bought it because it's not comfortable enough. If she had been able to try it out before buying it, she could have picked something more comfortable.

Then she buys a bed for $6k without trying it out. Makes sense.

 

[Smiling with air]

puts hand up

okay i have a couple of questions

How come she can lay flat to sleep now?

How come she could afford a bed for 6k and not a LV purse for 2-3k?

 

[dingobaby]

She is so breathless by the end of this, it makes me question the good med team who were blown away by her lung vigor when she blew into "the breath thingy" post-op

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

How come she could afford a bed for 6k and not a LV purse for 2-3k?

I thought that was because she wanted to go to a LV store to buy it in person (either for the experience or because she wants/needs to use cash for everything) and never made it to Louisville or wherever the nearest one is.