update | is my mom moving in with me? 07/23/20 - six thousand dollar bed y'all

[inquizadoor]

Normally they just want you to have a good shit before you are discharged

Depends on why you're there, I work in dietary at a hospital on a post-op floor, and I get a lot of calls to bring stuff between meals so patients can be discharged when they're done (especially if it's someone annoying they want to get rid of). Even got bitched out by a doctor over it once

 

[KiwiKunt]

Depends on why you're there, I work in dietary at a hospital on a post-op floor, and I get a lot of calls to bring stuff between meals so patients can be discharged when they're done (especially if it's someone annoying they want to get rid of). Even got bitched out by a doctor over it once

I should have said that the stool passing is relevant to abdominal surgery - your whole digestive system goes into shock and that is why they want you to have a movement = but I am in the UK and the NHS is a bit more accommodating and not a mercenary as the US health system

 

[Punkinsplice]

I should have said that the stool passing is relevant to abdominal surgery - your whole digestive system goes into shock and that is why they want you to have a movement = but I am in the UK and the NHS is a bit more accommodating and not a mercenary as the US health system

They insist you have a bm and other functions when you get abdominal surgeries here, too. Amber mentioned that when she did her "I'm home" video.

 

[No One Cares]

She seems extra smug in this video. I guess bragging about overspending on a bed because she's a whale makes her happy.

 

[KiwiKunt]

She seems extra smug in this video. I guess bragging about overspending on a bed because she's a whale makes her happy.

That is what bothers me Mendy had just died and not even had her funeral and she did not have any hint of grief - I can understand her not mentioning it out of respect but I would expect some aura of loss from her

 

[marjoram]

does she show the bed? $6k is about what a bariatric hospital bed and a good therapeutic mattress would cost

Thumby apparently went for all the bells and whistles, so yeah, I'm not surprised by the cost; neither am I surprised by Al flexing on the price of her new fatass hospital bed. Never been in a hospital bed that was actually comfortable though. There's always that...bend? crease? whatever, right in the small of your back.
And-so, did she get a CPAP? That's the only way Lungcrusherlynn could/should be sleeping flat.

ETA: Mendy wasn't doing anything for Al anymore so Al doesn't give a fuck.

 

[Thumb Butler]

but I would expect some aura of loss from her

Why though? It's not Amber that died.

 

[inquizadoor]

I should have said that the stool passing is relevant to abdominal surgery - your whole digestive system goes into shock and that is why they want you to have a movement = but I am in the UK and the NHS is a bit more accommodating and not a mercenary as the US health system

Oh, yeah you're right, they do that here too. I have no idea if the surgery she had is comparable to a c-section surgery, but if so she was in for a real treat with that first post-surgery shit lmao

 

[Billie Ross]

So, she can't sleep in her 6k bed because is too "high", but she can sleep flat and comfortable in the "guest bed", she can't even remember the lie said 5 mins ago.... ffs....
She's sleeping in the sofa...
Her gut is rotten.... can she feel that?
Fat Hambo lies....

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Looks like my theory about why the bed was 6K was wrong but now I'm just confused because she could of bought 3 of these ones that she'll need instead.

Spoiler: Hmmm.

I honestly thought these were a lot more expensive.

 

[smallmilk]

Damn, now I really wanna see the leaky laygs

 

[mekalekahi]

She is loving every single second of this.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

With just having had a diagnosis of cancer & a major operation fraught with risk due to her size, you'd think she'd have caught on that she doesn't need the clickbait titles. I'm at the point where I look at them as noise as opposed to signal. Judging by some of her recent comment sections, an increasing number of people are also unimpressed by her choice of titles and thumbnails.

 

[GigaKike]

6k is worth it though, for a deathbed anyway

 

[Blanche]

Maybe the bed comes with a special hole in the middle for her to take a Dainty dump in, hence the price.

 

[marjoram]

6k is worth it though, for a deathbed anyway

Death bed my ass...you know she'll die rooting around in the fridge...

 

[Chongqing]

update | Becky is moving out! 07/29/20

Wait, is this a joke or is that real?

Sorry, this is an I'm dumb situation type of deal.

 

[marjoram]

Wait, is this a joke or is that real?

Sorry, this is an I'm dumb situation type of deal.

We're TimeLords

 

[ethical]

does she show the bed? $6k is about what a bariatric hospital bed and a good therapeutic mattress would cost

if you're gonna be bed bound might as well make it a really nice bed. maybe she can use some of her CYOOT torrid dresses as bedsheets.

also, the lip/tongue smacking. I counted like six or seven in the first minute. i have misophonia so it makes me legit mad at the internet.

thoroughly shocked she can binge enough to not lose weight while on those medications. how is she downing 4000+ calories a day while taking all this nausea-inducing shit?

 

[GigaKike]

Death bed my ass...you know she'll die rooting around in the fridge...

Well... Yeah you make a good point