Lovequest Updated Catie Texts

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These are the complete set of the messages between Catie and Chris that were partially released earlier. They are in chronological order, numbered "CatieText001" to "CatieText015". The only thing that has been censored or omitted is Catie's email address.


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EDIT: partial leaked email:
"And, my mother is not fond of either of you, because of how Typical Catherine's words and reasons of breaking up with me were. She feels you two to be looking for your own advantages and perks in being in our clique. Free Housing, Things to Covet, and the like there."
 
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"Unless you come over here and fuck me, I'll never forgive you."

Typical Chris.
 
When Catherine was first made known, people speculated that she was either a troll girlfriend, or a girl that Chris just assumed he was dating because she gave him the time of day.

Who knew it'd be both?
 
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It's just wonderful seeing Chris being so condescending and patronizing, lecturing someone on how to empathise, whilst essentially saying this:

'I'm lonely and have been bullied for years, therefore if you use empathy it becomes obvious that the only thing for you to do is to fuck me immediately, give up your entire life and devote yourself to becoming my carer, mother to my children and sole provider for me and my senile obese mother and her enormous pile of garbage, all whilst putting up with my bizarre, childish and often erratic behaviour. HOW CAN YOU NOT EMPATHISE WITH ME AND SEE THAT AS AN EXCELLENT PROSPECT FOR YOU'.

The levels of hypocrisy are, as is to be expected, off the charts. Sadly, it'll forever be lost on him.
 
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I was listening to 'Crawling' the whole time reading Chris's texts and it fit so well.
And as said before never once does he mention how Catie might feel, he never claims to understand that she might not want to be in a relationship, its all about what he wants and EMPATHISE WITH ME!!
Chris's reaction to being dumped is exactly the same as taking away a kids favourite toy.
 
I love how he's saying that she needs to see things from his perspective through the whole conversation then his last text is "ME ME ME" even though Catie brought up some seious effects of his behavior on her.

I wonder if this is sufficient for the Law of Chris Empathy to hold, and people who felt sorry for him in the Paid galpals thread to remember, invariably, after something tugs the heartstrings he reminds you himself he's an ass.
 
Adding context to Chris's messages makes him look even worse. He's just manipulative, whiney and entitled.

Catie might have trolled him but it doesn't look like she led him on in any way. He just comes across as a ridiculously selfish prick.

More accurately, a bent ridiculously selfish prick held in by a weird belt contraption.
 
Take your time with empathizing there: it's like reading a book and imagining Everything from the lead character's perspective
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Another confirmation that Chris really does consider himself the main character of "life" and everyone else is just a side character or NPC.
 
Lalala said:
I was listening to 'Crawling' the whole time reading Chris's texts and it fit so well.
And as said before never once does he mention how Catie might feel, he never claims to understand that she might not want to be in a relationship, its all about what he wants and EMPATHISE WITH ME!!
Chris's reaction to being dumped is exactly the same as taking away a kids favourite toy.
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Might as well be a toy. Possessions and ownership are crucial to his world view. He's an all or nothing kind of person; you're with him or you're against him, but he's calling the shots. Which is the complete opposite of a stable, healthy relationship.
 
Gherk McDirk said:
Might as well be a toy. Possessions and ownership are crucial to his world view. He's an all or nothing kind of person; you're with him or you're against him, but he's calling the shots. Which is the complete opposite of a stable, healthy relationship.
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The only thing stable about Chris is his strap-on.
 
This is my take on "Catie".

Before "Catie" even started, I and others discussed various matters in depth.
We were unanimous in agreement that fucking with Chris and being deliberately malicious (like Bluespike did, for instance) shouldn't be done for multiple reasons. We were then left with the question of, what is there left to do that hasn't been done before with Chris? We came up with the following:

There were two primary purposes behind "Catie".

One was to obtain information as benignly and as subtlety as possible, to try to shed some light on unanswered questions about the Chandlers and their past, and to keep updated on their current situation.

The second was sort of an social experiment, and open ended question=

What if Chris met a attractive young woman who actually liked him, was accepting of him, and was highly tolerant of Chris's eccentricities? In other words, what if the best case scenario in Chris's sweetheart search actually happened to him?

That was what was simulated with "Catie" and a very good job was done of it. Chris completely believed that "Catie" was real for the entire duration of the interaction, and we have every reason to believe that Chris acted as he would have had "Catie" been an angel from heaven, and Chris still ended up screwing it up through his awful character and personality. We gave Chris a (nearly) perfect chance to have a sweetheart, and he still screwed it up.

This demonstrates a lot, but I'll list two main insights here:
The impediment in Chris's sweetheart search is himself. Unless he changes, (highly unlikely) he will never have a sweetheart, or any IRL friends.
Even without any negative stimuli or provocation, Chris is still an asshole to friendly people.

You can judge us for doing an experiment like this, but we saw a priceless opportunity, and we were curious. We ended up learning a lot. Nobody got hurt, and nothing was harmed, except perhaps for Chris's feelings at the end. I would like to point out that "Catie" tried to let go of Chris gently, and that as much of a JERK as Chris was to "Catie", he had earned being dumped ten times over. Also, if Chris had never met "Catie" he would have been complaining about how lonely he was for that time.

"Catie" never materially harmed Chris, was never mean to Chris, and was always reasonable with Chris. Several weeks ago, I was having a private conversation with an involved person, and they said to me "You know, people on the forums think that Catie is evil and is behind all the stupid shit that Chris's done recently, but the truth is that Chris has done a much better job of trolling himself this year than Catie ever has."

In conclusion, obviously, "trolling" Chris, studying him, or whatever the hell you want to call it, is reaching a point of diminishing returns. However, I and others decided to have one last go at it, and it went well. We gained some new insights, and got some new content. I intend to share what I can with the forums when I can, there's a lot of stuff and it's going to take a while to sort through.

If you have any questions, please ask. I will answer what I can at this time.
 
Skyraider, I think the only question I have is, how would Chris react if a potential sweetheart told him they were a girl, used female pronouns and had a name like Jennifer or Sally, desperately wanted to scissor him, and ... turned out to be a Lesbian Twin-Souled Tomgirl as well?
 
skyraider91 said:
There were two primary purposes behind "Catie".

One was to obtain information as benignly and as subtlety as possible, to try to shed some light on unanswered questions about the Chandlers and their past, and to keep updated on their current situation.
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I guess you could say that your project was a success. But Catie will slowly disappear now, right?
How did you prepare this Catie character? I mean, did you prepare of catalogue of things you want to know from Chris or did you just go along with the flow? Is there anything you still want to find out from him in a future project?
And do you think you made somehow mistakes in the communication with Chris?
 
Christian's theory of mind is profoundly underdeveloped.

He legitimately believes that there's only one reason people aren't giving him everything he wants. That they aren't stopping to look at things from his perspective.

There's absolutely no hint of an idea that maybe his demands are unreasonable, or obscene, or impossible. There's no assessing why someone might not be handing him his dreams on a silver platter. There's no wondering if maybe he should put in a tiny bit of effort to get the things that he wants. And there is absolutely no indication that he's considered if there's one single benefit for the people around him doing what he wants them too.

No. He is Christian Weston Chandler, of the royal Weston bloodline, and you should be waiting on him hand and feet and begging for permission to clean his shitty underwear. And if you don't see that, it's obvious that you just have no empathy, and aren't stopping and taking the time to think about what Chris wants.
 
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