Lovequest Updated Catie Texts

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Hearing the explanation about Catie does clear things up, especially after the revelation about the high school gal pals. It's also nice to see that when presented an opportunity with a seemingly genuine gal pal and potential sweetheart, he still managed to fuck things up.
 
So if a random person had actually answered Chris's OKCupid ad without knowing anything about Chris, it probably would have gone like this or worse. Even if the random wasn't put off by Chris's security procedures (I really want to know how Chris asked for a copy of "Catie's" driver's license to send to Anna for her inspection) before the first date.
 
I can't decide which was worse in his interactions with her, his comparing everything to cartoons or him getting upset with her not treating him like the main character of the story he believes he is.
 
Another thing I've noticed is that Chris continues to be ungrateful for the efforts of the so called "trolls" to improve his life. Nobody else on the planet has such a robust network of interested good samaritans, yet Chris just wants to act like a spoiled brat who blames the good hearted and kind trolls for his every misfortune.

I suppose his Autism alters his perceptions of reality but it's always grating to see Chris continue to insult the only people who have ever taken an active, positive interest in his life.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
So if a random person had actually answered Chris's OKCupid ad without knowing anything about Chris, it probably would have gone like this or worse. Even if the random wasn't put off by Chris's security procedures (I really want to know how Chris asked for a copy of "Catie's" driver's license to send to Anna for her inspection) before the first date.
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Chris's relationship with "Catie" lasted just under 4 months. If this had been an "authentic" romantic prospect, she would have been out of there right after the email about Chris cleaning out his ass with a washcloth (if not sooner).
 
Thetan said:
Chris's relationship with "Catie" lasted just under 4 months. If this had been an "authentic" romantic prospect, she would have been out of there right after the email about Chris cleaning out his ass with a washcloth (if not sooner).
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If your meme-twisted troll mind can't see that a squeaky clean butthole is a selling point, I'm not sure we can help you!

Seriously though, the dildo washcloth was that early in the relationship? How early was it, and was it before or after the two meetups?
 
Thetan said:
Chris's relationship with "Catie" lasted just under 4 months. If this had been an "authentic" romantic prospect, she would have been out of there right after the email about Chris cleaning out his ass with a washcloth (if not sooner).
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Jesus, was it really that short? I've had longer relationships with milk in my fridge than that.

Sometimes I forget how dramatic OPL is sometimes.
 
What do Chris and the queen of England have in common? They both spell color with a U, both claim descent from Anne Boleyn, and both demand access to China over perceived wrongs.
 
Few thoughts re-reading these conversations... probably already covered in the previous thread, but...

1) Doing a "LOT" according to Chris is saying you're honest and true into a camera. By that understanding, I suspect he thinks he should be one of TIME Magazine's people of the year for whining about Sonic's Blue Arms.

2) New User name: Ecetera.

3) Ah! I see what's going on- the 3-date rule! Of course, to anyone else, this sounds like Catie just wanted to hang out with Chris, but Chris of course assumed because she was a woman, it automatically meant it was a date. No wonder he was so stoked about that pride meet- that was when he was supposed to get some tom tom to pound.

4) Chris constantly states he's done everything for the relationship (which means going out of the house three times), and yet can't be bothered to speak to Catie in person- SHE has to come to HIM. Classy.

5) Catherine types "behaviour" - I'm gonna guess that's where Chris got the idea to start using the Queen's English.

6) Re-reading this, I still can't believe Chris' logic is essentially, "We could be friends, but I got a dick so you should fuck me." I mean, I know it's Chris, but damn son. That's like "Wild Kingdom" caliber of courtship.
 
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Seriously though, the dildo washcloth was that early in the relationship? How early was it, and was it before or after the two meetups?
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Chris's "relationship" with Catie began in late August (around the 25th if I remember correctly). The dildo washcloth email was sent sometime between September 19th and September 23rd (so less than a month in).

Sorry, I don't remember the exact dates.
 
It is really fascinating how he cannot relate to things or create metaphors without using something he has seen on television as opposed to real life experiences.
 
CatParty said:
It is really fascinating how he cannot relate to things or create metaphors without using something he has seen on television as opposed to real life experiences.
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When you're as obsessed with Family Guy as he is, your entire life becomes one big Seth MacFarlane reference joke
 
"Why don't you show some empathy! By the way, I wasn't listening at all when you were explaining what you want."

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Ah! I see what's going on- the 3-date rule! Of course, to anyone else, this sounds like Catie just wanted to hang out with Chris, but Chris of course assumed because she was a woman, it automatically meant it was a date. No wonder he was so stoked about that pride meet- that was when he was supposed to get some tom tom to pound.
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This reminded me of when Jackie tried to convince him that he hadn't actually been dating the Wallflower. He kept insisting over and over that because he wanted it to be a date, it was as good as. Same thing here.
 
Ugh, Fatty sure is a whiny little bitch.

His constant attempts to guilt Catie would be more then enough to kill any real relationship but then he goes all passive aggressive.

You can really see how he learned everything about how to deal with other people from Barb in these emails. Guilt, threats and passive agressive bullshit, its all there.

Way to parent Barb-o
 
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MrsFrizzle said:
So if a random person had actually answered Chris's OKCupid ad without knowing anything about Chris, it probably would have gone like this or worse. Even if the random wasn't put off by Chris's security procedures (I really want to know how Chris asked for a copy of "Catie's" driver's license to send to Anna for her inspection) before the first date.
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If it was a random person, it probably would go a lot like the Wallflower. A girl naively makes first contact. After a few messages or conversations two things will happen. Chris will latch on and the girl will realize she doesn't want anything to do with Chris. The girl then will have tremendous difficulty extricating herself. There is a good chance she will be partially or fully doxed. She will be guilt-tripped publicly and privately.

One good thing about the tomgirlism is it greatly reduces the chances of anyone dooming themselves by approaching Chris.
 
@skyraider91 I'm curious about Chris & Catie's first date. Did Chris stay true-to-form and try to grope Catie like he tried to grope Emily and Kacey and, well, every other date he's ever had?
 
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