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Do you have your own web page?
Yes
Boy howdy.
Chris is such a believer in overshare, that if OKCupid asked "Do you poo yourself?" he would happily answer yes.
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Boy howdy.
Chris is such a believer in overshare, that if OKCupid asked "Do you poo yourself?" he would happily answer yes.
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Would you ever record a video of yourself having sex?
No
Too late.
Do you have any totally irrational fears, as in something that is extremely unlikely to happen or imaginary?
Yes But within reason, especially from the real life actions of an Internet Troll or Cyber-Bully.
Will you teach your children to believe in Santa?
No
No heartsweet under the Christmas tree = SANTA DOESN'T EXIST!
These are awesome. Keep them coming, please!
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Should speech be...
Have some censorship The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops).
Still pining for laws to protect his stupid ass. Never change, Chris.
Should prostitution be legal?
Yes, absolutely Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to.
WTF? You fucking hypocrite!
If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends?
A little, but I would be honest with them. I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much).
Ooooh! So quotable!
Which of the following types of video games do you like most?
Sports or action games. Action games to be more specific; sports games vary to me (motion control on Playstation or Wii are good).
Well, Fatty has always had the attention span of a mayfly. So I guess it figures...
Would you date someone you weren't crazy about if they took you on cool dates?
Yes But I would be honest of lack of interest, or give a chance for better decision (obese doesn't count ).
WTF? What does that even mean I don't...
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Enter the Gallery Of Hypocrisy.
Would you watch a porno movie with your ideal match?
Yes
Upon request.
Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing?
Yes
Would you be comfortable masturbating in front of a partner?
Yes.
Only upon private, in person request from a woman.
Which are you better at remembering, names or faces?
Faces.
If a date were to give you a gift, which would you rather receive?
A creative item made by them.
Do you tend to blow off your responsibilities?
No
Do you freak out when you get a little upset? (i.e scream, yell and cry)
No
Do you enjoy exercise?
Yes
Do you like reading tabloids?
No.
Meh; only the fronts of them if caught my eye.
Would you watch a porno movie with your ideal match?
Upon request.
Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing?
Would you be comfortable masturbating in front of a partner?
Only upon private, in person request from a woman.
Which are you better at remembering, names or faces?
If a date were to give you a gift, which would you rather receive?
Do you tend to blow off your responsibilities?
Do you freak out when you get a little upset? (i.e scream, yell and cry)
Do you enjoy exercise?
Do you like reading tabloids?
Meh; only the fronts of them if caught my eye.
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Imagine that scientists create a new drug. When swallowed as a pill, it will completely and permanently eliminate feelings of guilt for prior events. Testing reveals that there are no harmful medical side effects. How should this pill be distributed?
By doctor's prescription only. The Trolls have tricked and blackmailed me into doing out-of-my-character deeds I am not at all proud of, and I would like to feel a Lot Less Stress from them if I can forget them.
Would you rather…
avoid bondage all together
(The other answers involved who gets tied up. So I guess he likes spanking but not bondage.)
Biting?
No
(More details on Chris's S&M fantasies I'm sure you were all desperate to hear about)
Group sex (with 3 or more people):
It seriously interests me. With me and multiple women; NO OTHER MALES.
Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone you met online?
No Certainly not in person with the theoretical exes I've had.
Can two people fall in love without ever meeting in person?
No.
Where did you graduate in your high school class?
Top Half
(Here he could choose top 5% or top 20% if he had wanted to.)
Hypothetically, do you think you would be good at being a porn star?
Yes
Would you rather…
(The other answers involved who gets tied up. So I guess he likes spanking but not bondage.)
Biting?
(More details on Chris's S&M fantasies I'm sure you were all desperate to hear about)
Group sex (with 3 or more people):
Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone you met online?
Can two people fall in love without ever meeting in person?
Where did you graduate in your high school class?
(Here he could choose top 5% or top 20% if he had wanted to.)
Hypothetically, do you think you would be good at being a porn star?
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Should prostitution be legal?
Yes, absolutely Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to.
Rape on, you crazy raper.
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Where did you graduate in your high school class?
Top Half
(Here he could choose top 5% or top 20% if he had wanted to.)
I bet he would've put HONOR ROLL if he was given that option.
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Do you try to draw attention to your body by wearing seductive clothing?
No
I'm not sure.
Would you be willing to engage in mutual masturbation with someone? You would be pleasing yourself and watching them do the same, but no touching each other.
Yes.
Only with a woman.
Do you have rape fantasies?
No
Have you ever been in love?
Yes
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http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCRockin4Way.jpgGroup sex (with 3 or more people):
It seriously interests me. With me and multiple women; NO OTHER MALES.
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On a typical night, what time do you go to sleep?
Later My internal clock has been out of order for a long while, and would be appreciated towards realignment towards a day schedule.
Should the death penalty be abolished?
Yes
You see a police officer. How do you feel?
Nervous I really loathe those corrupted Jerkops!!!
Is it easier to love or to hate?
Hate It depends on which of good or bad people you've been more exposed towards, and your own shyness or aggressive response.
If possible, would you prefer to date someone a lot more attractive than you, or about the same?
A lot more attractive
Is it okay for men to wear makeup?
Yes
Are you a highly skilled writer?
Yes
Do you wish things like vampires, fairies, werewolves, ghosts, or something along those lines were real?
Yes Specifically, my own Sonichu and Rosechu characters and my city of Cwcville.
Should the death penalty be abolished?
You see a police officer. How do you feel?
Is it easier to love or to hate?
If possible, would you prefer to date someone a lot more attractive than you, or about the same?
Is it okay for men to wear makeup?
Are you a highly skilled writer?
Do you wish things like vampires, fairies, werewolves, ghosts, or something along those lines were real?
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How frequently do you bathe or shower?
At least once a day.
Do you consider yourself to be an honorable person?
Yes, I always try to do the right thing.
How much communication is ideal during sex?
Just enough to get things right.
AUTISMAre you good at explaining things?
Yes
To the best of my ability and knowledge of the topic.
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Motherfucker I used to have that exact same phone case
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Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)?
Should speech be...
Have some censorship The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops).
Still using those CWC-isms on dating sites...great way to show that you have he mentality of a brick dumbass. He still hasn't learned that calling a police officer a jerkop does not impress the ladies, unless they have the same mentality and maturity as you do.
If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends?
A little, but I would be honest with them. I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much).
Yeah, there's the famous Chandler lie. He is so full of shit. Everyone knows the first thing he would do would be to jump on FB and make some post about his new heart sweet whom he met on okcupid. Wonder what his answer would be if they asked if he would ever consider dating someone who had a mental disorder. Currently waiting on some sperg to create a fake dating profile using a amature pornstar (a.k.a Jackie romy) picture.
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It took him awhile, but he finally name dropped his opus. He should have added: IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.Do you wish things like vampires, fairies, werewolves, ghosts, or something along those lines were real?
Yes Specifically, my own Sonichu and Rosechu characters and my city of Cwcville.
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Chris certainly has a curious mixture of overwhelming candor/TMI, and lying in a lame attempt to cover his ass and look good to da ladies.
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So much for leaving his abominations off his profile.On a typical night, what time do you go to sleep?
Do you wish things like vampires, fairies, werewolves, ghosts, or something along those lines were real?
Yes Specifically, my own Sonichu and Rosechu characters and my city of Cwcville.
I also love how he keeps bringing up the dang dirty trolls cyberbullies and JERKOPS.
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