Do you often feel victimized by people you consider friends?
Once in a while.
Once in a while my ass, Chris knows hes pro at being the victim, it is one of the things Snorlax taught him early on. The other thing was blaming other people but yourself when you get into trouble.
Are you, or have you ever been, in a band? (A solo act is fine, too. Don't count school bands.)
No
(But what about the Hedgehog Boys?)
But what about Robbie Sonee and the Tomgirls?
Would you consider roleplaying out a rape fantasy with partner who asked you to?
Yes.
That's not surprising considering he drew SheCameForCWC.jpg so he could refrain from raping Megan.
How does the idea of being slapped hard in the face during sex make you feel?
Horrified
(But you're OK with being pissed on? I guess it takes all kinds.)
I seriously doubt Chris is telling the truth here. Since he would like to have a golden shower in the near future. Its like OPL is the autistic, dumber version of Bear Grylls.
Which pubic hair style do you prefer for a partner?
Completely shaven.
This is coming from the hooker he slept with when he lost his virginity. What would OPL do if a partner didn't shave??? He'd probably go off the deep end and saying something like, "Well I shaved, here, have this razor I dry shaved my goatee and pubes with and shave yourself."
How often do you find yourself becoming annoyed because other people just don't seem to understand the obvious?
Frequently.
People on the internet don't understand me at all; they hardly gave me an in-person chance.
Well gee Chris I wonder why they don't understand you and why a person wouldn't give you a IRL chance. If he had any common sense whatsoever, he would probably be able to figure why no one wants to meet him IRL.
Do you play or have you ever played a Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game?
I enjoy playing them
(He does?)
I am willing to bet that he just put this answer down in an attempt to impress any gamer chick who accidentally traumatizes herself by stumbling into his profile. I wonder if anyone ever asked OPL is he has heard of the MMORPG World of Warcraft. Hell, what am I saying??? He probably doesn't know what that acronym means.
What's your opinion of male crossdressers?
I have no problem with them. You go girls!
(This wording is OKCupid, not Chris.)
lolwut???!!! Is Chris even bothering to read the questions anymore??? I do not think okcupid was referring to you being a fabulous tomgirl.
Have you ever brought a stray animal home?
Yes.
(Well it wasn't a snake.)
The only stray animals he has brought home were the poor cats.
I can feel my IQ dropping as I read OPL's fabricated answers.
Do you work out a lot?
Yes
Unfortunatly, standing up while playing Guitar Hero and doing the autistic shuffle as well as mass-debating do not count as working out.
Would you like to receive pain during sex?
Yes, some
Like having a potential heartsweet shove
your dildo and anal beads up your ass???
Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex?
1-2 dates
I would let soonest sex be up to her, but don't keep me waiting too long.
Wow, he actually discarded the three day rule, or this is him stating that he is a impatient motherfucker. Also, be warned ladies, if you don't give Chris the china he feels he is entitled to, you too may end up in a future version of SheCameForCWC.jpg. If this does happen, I would consider filing a restraining order against Chris, but knowing him and how he doesn't give two shits about the law, he'll probably end up disobeying it and he would end up in jail.
If your partner wanted to pay for you, as a couple, to see a professional dominatrix would you go?
Yes
Of course you would Chris, but don't forget that you do not like being slapped...
Do you keep your sexual exploits private?
Sometimes.
Please refer to his FB post on when he screwed around with that prostitute.
Would you radically alter your appearance (hair, clothes, body modifications) for your significant other?
No way!
That's not how negotiation works Chris. The conversation would go something like this, "Christian, I don't care if you enjoy crossdressing and wearing your mothers dresses around the house; but when we go out in public and you're still dressed as a woman, it embarrasses me. Can you please dress like a man when we go out from now on??"
"Fuck you. I am a tomgirl and I am damn proud of it!!!"
"Okay, were done."
Are you physically strong?
Yes, very
Anyone can life to 12 pack soda boxes. Anyone can lift a goddamn office chair. Anyone can do pull ups/push ups. Anyone can run at Sonichu speeds for more than 10 seconds. Unfortunately, none of the above applies to Chris.
How often were you picked on by other kids your age when you were growing up?
Sometimes.
Yeah, thats a lie right there. We have evidence from a former gal-pal that Chris was constantly picked on in high school, and from then on, it only got worse.
Does violence ever solve anything?
No, violence solves nothing
But throwing a temper tantrum, throwing random shit at a PSeye, shooting Adam Stackhouse with a BB gun, sending multiple death threats, and cursing some DANG, DIRTY, TROLLS does????
Virtually every single answer is once again either a lie, or he is exaggerating everything out in order to impress the ladies. I guess OPL doesn't ever read his comments on his FB statuses, because if he did, then maybe he would see that a fellow autistic woman likes him. She's like Anna's autistic immature 28 year old sister.
, so...hmm, yeah." But, yeah, Chris' innate incuriosity about the larger world around him, his sense of entitlement and ego, and, of course, his naivete, plus his lack of theory of mind (claims of empathy notwithstanding) result in almost every opinion he has about something being based on how it effects him (and I guess Barb). What a profound disappointment he must have been to Bob "UN4EVR" Chandler.
