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Honestly, there are parts of this questionnaire that seem like they were concocted only for him. Also, I really thought I was over being grossed out by Chris, but I see that I was woefully wrong about that...
 
asperhes said:
These answers should finally put to rest the old idea that Chris "only wants sex." That was true while he was a frustrated virgin, but not anymore. I am now persuaded that Chris wanted to lose his virginity not because he was especially horny, but to level up. He does not have much of a sex drive. Now he wants a permanent Sweetheart, and he cares a lot more about being loved than getting sex. While he likes sex and would like to explore it, he states in various ways that he would be willing to sacrifice sex for the sake of a loving relationship. I think he's being honest here. He said last year that the hooker didn't really help in terms of his heart level. He'll accept just about anything but his priority is a Sweetheart.
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I disagree. While I believe that Chris has a low sex drive and is answering a lot of the sex related questions the way he does to seem "seasoned" he is not looking for a true partnership. He wants a girl who will be the breadwinner and do the housework and just about everything else while he plays Legos. He's not looking to split bills and responsibilities in exchange for a mutually beneficial relationship, he's looking to dump them entirely on a 24/7 caregiver who'd "better" not keep him waiting if a the odd sexual need arises. He is not willing to work or make any kind of sacrifices to keep a girlfriend. He's proven that time and time again with past sweethearts. He is unable to be selfless or thoughtful. The "sacrifices" are things he thinks he would willingly concede away. He wants a new mommy. He doesn't care what kinks she's into or even what she looks like, but she has to love him unconditionally and put 100% of the effort into the relationship.

So basically he's after what we've suspected he's been after for a long time, but the OKC questions more or less confirm it.
 
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:heart-full: You must be about 100x better at wget/curl/python/whatever you used than me. I took a look at it this morning, saw that it would require a bunch of work/research (I couldn't even figure out how to make OKC accept my cookies), and made a cup of tea instead. (:_(

Do you think you could scrape the category and possible answers for each question as well? The categories could be helpful in breaking them into groups when they go onto the CWCki, and sometimes the possible answers provide context (for example):
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Cookies are the bane of scrapers. I am not an programmer, but for basic scraping the firefox add-on or Outwit often do the trick in a point and clicky type way.
 
Bridechu said:
  1. - If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).
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Am I the only one who feels compelled to call Chris's fantasies involving lesbians "corrective rape?"
 
bradsternum said:
If I was a robot, all of these contradictions would make me explode.
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It's like the deal with his past sweethearts. Sometimes they are real, sometimes they are trolls.

So 1/3 of the time Chris answered truthfully, 1/3 of the time he lied, and 1/3 of the time he didn't understand the question. I still hope *somebody* goes out with him, if only to score a free meal, because he needs the experience and honest input.
 
sea panther said:
I disagree. While I believe that Chris has a low sex drive and is answering a lot of the sex related questions the way he does to seem "seasoned" I don't think he is looking for a true partnership. He wants a girl who will be the breadwinner and do the housework and just about everything else while he plays Legos. He's not looking to split bills and responsibilities in exchange for a mutually beneficial relationship, he's looking to dump them entirely on a 24/7 caregiver who'd "better" not keep him waiting if a the rare sexual need arises. He is not willing to work or make any kind of sacrifices to keep a girlfriend. He wants a new mommy.
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I don't disagree with any of this. You've just given Chris's definition of a loving relationship. I'm just saying that feeling this (maternal) love and care emanating from a(nother) woman is his top priority right now. He's not really looking for a fling. Certainly he would take anything that would boost his self-esteem, but the long-term relationship is his goal. In 2009 this was a lie, as he really just wanted the virgin-breaker. Now he wants to settle down, on the terms that you mention. Of course this whole debate is irrelevant since he will die alone.
 
Varis said:
It's like the deal with his past sweethearts. Sometimes they are real, sometimes they are trolls.

So 1/3 of the time Chris answered truthfully, 1/3 of the time he lied, and 1/3 of the time he didn't understand the question. I still hope *somebody* goes out with him, if only to score a free meal, because he needs the experience and honest input.
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Chris won't learn from any experience or accept any input. Plus how can he go on a date without his dad??
 
sea panther said:
I disagree. While I believe that Chris has a low sex drive and is answering a lot of the sex related questions the way he does to seem "seasoned" I don't think he is looking for a true partnership. He wants a girl who will be the breadwinner and do the housework and just about everything else while he plays Legos. He's not looking to split bills and responsibilities in exchange for a mutually beneficial relationship, he's looking to dump them entirely on a 24/7 caregiver who'd "better" not keep him waiting if a the rare sexual need arises. He is not willing to work or make any kind of sacrifices to keep a girlfriend. He wants a new mommy.
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I don't really disagree with that point. I can't see him ever doing a lot of work inside or outside the home to attract someone before or during a relationship. But right now his mommy doesn't really earn money or do housework. I am not sure he would expect a whole lot of money/cooking/cleaning.

To Chris credit(?) he never asked any of the sweethearts for much except spending time with him and giving him sex. He didn't, to the best of my recollection, ever ask them for money, or to cook or clean for him. I think he would be quite happy with sweetheart on a tugboat who did some shopping and very basic cleaning and liked to live like him. Maybe happier, because I think living with someone who had a regular work schedule could add stress, and he wouldn't properly understand her lack of availability.

Granted this is all academic. I don't deny that the odds of him finding someone are pretty much 0, and he would take pretty much anyone.
 
asperhes said:
I don't disagree with any of this. You've just given Chris's definition of a loving relationship. I'm just saying that feeling this (maternal) love and care emanating from a(nother) woman is his top priority right now. He's not really looking for a fling. Certainly he would take anything that would boost his self-esteem, but the long-term relationship is his goal. In 2009 this was a lie, as he really just wanted the virgin-breaker. Now he wants to settle down, on the terms that you mention. Of course this whole debate is irrelevant since he will die alone.
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I sorta wonder if having sex that one time managed to downgrade his sex drive even lower than it already apparently was (aside from the virgin rage).
 
Henry Bemis said:
Am I the only one who feels compelled to call Chris's fantasies involving lesbians "corrective rape?"
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Could be, and it's something he might have picked up from filtering his LARGE porn collection through his tenuous grasp on reality.

The way I read it though is that Chris believes lesbians want sex with women and do not want sex with men because of an obsession with china.

Hence Chris' expectation that upon encountering a hermaphrodite, a lesbian will think "cool, there's the reproductive organ I like - and that other thing is an added bonus! Missionary cowgirl time!"
 
XQX said:
So you think he'd be more attractive with perky tits?
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He needs perky athletic pecs of course, that's what women of low incomes, not business women who have a high enough income to spoil a man-baby, are physically attracted to outside of a guys ass most often. Being 32 and Chris with his history of fitness, he of course will have to make due with the saggy man tits he's developed for himself because we reap what we sow.
 
Gullik said:
JIOgidjiogiggfggsdkghh!!! Why the fuck is he sharing this with his potential sweetbolts? He really is the biggest troll in his life.
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He thinks that the okcupid answers have to have VERY HONEST CONTENT in them. How he thinks wearing womens bra and panties 24/7 is attractive to a potential heartsweet boggles my mind. OPL probably thinks he is going to reel in the a ton of messages with doing this, but what he doesn't realize is that the people who do read these answers are just going to laugh at him, then go post it online/go on to the next person.

These answers should finally put to rest the old idea that Chris "only wants sex." That was true while he was a frustrated virgin, but not anymore. I am now persuaded that Chris wanted to lose his virginity not because he was especially horny, but to level up. He does not have much of a sex drive. Now he wants a permanent Sweetheart, and he cares a lot more about being loved than getting sex. While he likes sex and would like to explore it, he states in various ways that he would be willing to sacrifice sex for the sake of a loving relationship. I think he's being honest here. He said last year that the hooker didn't really help in terms of his heart level. He'll accept just about anything but his priority is a Sweetheart.
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Thats why he calls himself the LevelUpKing on his OKC profile.
 
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WTF is it with that jutting jaw of his? It reminds me of the time he did that in his "I'll be in your dreams" video for Ivy. It's like he thinks it makes him look like Dudley DoRight, but it just amplifies the Creeper Factor X 1000

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scxthursday said:
He thinks that the okcupid answers have to have VERY HONEST CONTENT in them. How he thinks wearing womens bra and panties 24/7 is attractive to a potential heartsweet boggles my mind. OPL probably thinks he is going to reel in the a ton of messages with doing this, but what he doesn't realize is that the people who do read these answers are just going to laugh at him, then go post it online/go on to the next person.
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It is the cross-dressing itself that puzzles me, not the honesty about it. I know Chris is way too honest way too easily with a lot of things but cross-dressing is very public and obvious, so anyone who meets him in person would know it instantly. It is also the sort of fundamental thing that someone would be annoyed about not being told pretty early on. So given that he cross-dresses, I think it is reasonable that he is open about it.

But I have never quite understood his transvestism. I don't know to what degree he thinks it is attractive versus being something he is fundamentally more comfortable with. I think it is possible that his hatred of males has become a very real and fundamental part of his psyche, which has led him to loathe his own masculinity enough that it has led to transvestism and borderline trans-sexuality. Maybe describing him as a lesbian in a man's body is probably the best way of understanding his sexuality.

If I am right about that, we can't really blame him for cross-dressing or for being open about it. It is a fundamental part of him. He makes it really weird, but he makes everything weird. In a way it is one of the more courageous things he has done, particularly since his parents disapproved of it so much.

Granted it probably turns off a lot of women, which is unfortunate for him, but on the bright side it is not like they were turned on at all to begin with.
 
scxthursday said:
Thats why he calls himself the LevelUpKing on his OKC profile.
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CWCki Mimms & Lucas Q+A article said:
He only won 1 tournement of yugi-oh durring a regional event when most of our good players were gone. There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the level up king!" Since that was the theme of his deck.
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