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Actually now that I realize that he's stuck between his Tomgirl phase and his original phase. What you get is a mishmash of ADF and a wizardchan poster
 
tobacky_vapor said:
Also keep in mind from experience with online dating, as a guy you have to be the one to take initiated start sending messages. Chris really thinks that girls are going to flock over to his profile send messages, he might as well start dating in cwcville.
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Yeah, it's a reoccurring theme with Chris in that he feels he doesn't have a girlfriend because women don't know he's single (because they have their feeble female minds preoccupied with shopping and such) and not that they find him unattractive.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
Yeah, it's a reoccurring theme with Chris in that he feels he doesn't have a girlfriend because women don't know he's single (because they have their feeble female minds preoccupied with shopping and such) and not that they find him unattractive.
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Also they have to be the ones to pay for his lifestyle. His perception on gender is about Warped as his perception on reality. He wants to be a Golddigger without having a looks for it
 
bungholio said:
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As odd as he looks in this picture, this is the closest he's come looking like a regular person in a really long while.
 
Anyone here really good with Photoshop? I think that giving Chris a Photoshop "makeover" could have interesting results.
 
He listed one of his favorite shows as being Frasier. Has he ever mentioned the show before?

Marvin said:
Nah, people jump too quickly to ghostwriting, like with his July 2 post about his autograph sales.
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I'm not ruling out the ghostwriter just yet. This all seems too streamlined and coherent as opposed to his earlier art commission listings. The fact he's selling autographs for $20 and not $1,000,000 and that he's actually fulfilling orders to satisfied customers is a red flag. But of course this is just speculation.

ChurchOfGodBear said:
To put fail on top of fail... Even if some woman responded to this, he'd ignore her.
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Christian doesn't have the energy to go back and forth with someone through messages on the site getting to know them, hence the last part of his profile saying to meet him ASAP. Most people don't want to send a message to a stranger online then instantly meet up IRL. Too much work without immediate payoff.
 
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cahoots said:
He listed one of his favorite shows as being Frasier. Has he ever mentioned the show before?



I'm not ruling out the ghostwriter just yet. This all seems too streamlined and coherent as opposed to his earlier art commission listings. The fact he's selling autographs for $20 and not $1,000,000 and that he's actually fulfilling orders to satisfied customers is a red flag. But of course this is just speculation.
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Don't speak too soon there. It seems he just picked a single photo and sent it to everyone, regardless of the photo you specified.
 
Bgheff said:
Don't speak too soon there. It seems he just picked a single photo and sent it to everyone, regardless of the photo you specified.
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I want to say that he stated somewhere that the photo you choose might not be the one you get, but can't find where he said that.
 
On a friday night, Chris can be found piddling with his Legos...

pid·dle
[pid-l] Show IPA
verb (used without object), pid·dled, pid·dling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around ): He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.
verb (used with object), pid·dled, pid·dling.
3.
to waste (time, money, etc.); fail to utilize (usually followed by away ).

Sounds about right.
 
Chris has the same sense of human sexuality that I would imagine a fish trying to understand human aesthetics would have.
"I should bear my belly so they know that I'm in good health and will produce many fry."
"Humans enjoy hair, yes? My hair is big, many women will be attracted to my hair."
"What is soap."
 
Beef Thunderpants said:
Are those bathroom selfies new, or just new to me? The bathroom is clean, or at least free of hoard, so I assume that is the rental house?
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Before selfies were a thing, many people took selfies against the bathroom mirror for profile pictures because there weren't front facing cameras until a few years ago. They have to look at the mirror to see themselves.
 
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