Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

[Leonid Brezhnev]

oh man he looks like an autistic bernard black in this one

 

[Count Olaf]

Just imagine what he might look like at 45. Presuming he lives that long.

 

[CatParty]

Just imagine what he might look like at 45. Presuming he lives that long.

Spoiler: Chris at 45

 

[Someone in a Tree]

And to think that a couple of weeks ago people on this board were asking if his Love Quest was over.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

As odd as he looks in this picture, this is the closest he's come looking like a regular person in a really long
while.

Is his hair stuffed down the back of his shirt in that pic?

 

[TaterBot]

There is another definition of piddling.

Spoiler

http://books.google.com/books?id=if...ffender Craft Shop and Piddling prison&f=true

and apparently it's relatively profitable.

Chris did lose weight (confirmed by photos and eyewitnesses.)
He wore his hair in a ponytail in the Target shot.
People still made fun of him, though, on both points.

 

[bradsternum]

1) This looks like he saw all the surfer dude/emo profile pics and tried to imitate them. Needless to say, DIN'T WORK.

2) 10$ if you can find Chris' neck.

ALSO:

"First thing people notice about me:
My fashion. "

 

[SuperJ]

Dreaming of you! Please ask me out.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I have to say that I am surprised at how relatively clean and uncluttered the bathroom is (if this is indded the rental)

 

[stack]

HO-LEE-SHIT dat HAIR in the first pic.

I don't think he has any idea how to take care of long hair. It just looks so stringy and nasty. He must hardly ever wash it, and he certainly isn't brushing or conditioning that mess.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

His wife beater shrunk in the laundry, I see.
Oh wait, that's no wife beater.

 

[milkshark]

He actually looks thinner.

Chris' weight has gone up and down over the last 10 years but he has always stayed fat. He's never crossed into the threshold of what anyone would consider thin, as his face and gut continue to sag even in these "thin" phases he's entered. Chris plays this game too, he loves to refer to his overweight midsection as "a shrinking mound" when we can clearly see that it really hasn't shrunk. Chris is fat. He eats unhealthy food exclusively. He has less money to spend on food, and he's too lazy to cook, so he's skipping meals. He doesn't exercise and he has lost muscle in his arms and legs, and while that may make him look thinner, it's not a healthier position than he was in before. Chris' health is in constant decline.

 

[timtommy]

If you go to his OKCupid you see a list of "similar users". How shitty would you feel if you showed up there?

I have used OKC before. I have had girls initiate contact with me, but it is not super-common and I think I am an above average guy in a bunch of respects. It is also possible to "like" people. That happens more often. A few times a week for me if I am using the site actively, but I live in a large city and am not bad on paper. Certainly a lot better than Chris.

Point is: I would be shocked if Chris got a nibble, but it isn't completely impossible that someone would show some interest. This is probably a much better technique than the attraction sign. Although it would be unfortunate if someone got entangled accidentally with Chris by sending him an innocent message. There is an understanding on OKC that either party can stop corresponding at any point early in the conversation without warning or explanation. I am sure any girl messaging Chris would quickly get to that point, but I could see all kinds of ways that could go wrong for her.

 

[stack]

Ethnicity Native American, White

Sure...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Also:

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I can improve my life and future.

lol

Actually, he really does think about how to fix his life a lot. He's just waiting for other people to do the magical things he thinks about.

Also keep in mind from experience with online dating, as a guy you have to be the one to take initiated start sending messages. Chris really thinks that girls are going to flock over to his profile send messages, he might as well start dating in cwcville.

It's the same as his attraction sign, just online. That didn't work once in ten years, but Chris doesn't acknowledge that, because then he'd have to work.

 

[CalmMyTits]

You answer these little questions about yourself or what you want in your partner, the website shows you how you match up percentage-wise to others. After that it's just PMing other users to set up dates.

Unlikely, as I said in chat my female friends got dozens of hits a day so they didn't need to go out of their way to contact men. Chris has said the woman needs to initiate the conversation. So a woman who fits all his standards needs to select him.

Of course, far be it for Chris to ever initiate the conversations.

 

[KaiserC]

Just another layer to the grossness that he exudes.

He's like an infinite Grossian Doll.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

You can already see a new Hoard being born

 

[Glaive]

For personal reasons I wish to know more about the painting above Bob's head

Got it.

The painting title is "Broken Silence" and it is by Joseph Wallace King who is actually from Virgina himself.

Just barely a nip-slip. Nice pick Bob.

 

[NavierStoked]

Chris' OkCupid profile is a wreck. Between his Tomgirl attire/lifestyle and mentioning certain child-like interests (Lego, Sonic, etc), it seems like he just doesn't give a fuck. I'm not sure what kind of female he thinks he is going to attract but she's bound to be weirder than him.