Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

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I can't tell you how happy it makes me that he is still on his Love Quest.
 
NavierStoked said:
Chris' OkCupid profile is a wreck. Between his Tomgirl attire/lifestyle and mentioning certain child-like interests (Lego, Sonic, etc), it seems like he just doesn't give a fuck. I'm not sure what kind of female he thinks he is going to attract but she's bound to be weirder than him.
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It's who he is. If he hid those things, he might increase his chances that some girl would reply to him, but then they would come out and she would immediately bail. I have always thought hiding a lot for online dating is kind of silly.
 
bradsternum said:
That's not the only thing he reeks of.

Nah, we're well into Season 6, where everyone complains the show's gotten worse.
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Season 1 - ED/Jimmy Hill (Megan Saga in flashback)
Season 2 - Asperchu, Liquid Chris (Game Place Saga, too--this is the season everyone remembers)
Long Hiatus
Season 3 - Tomgirl and the Exile (new season starts, but Bob dies, series cancelled)
TV Special (October 28 2011 and what happened next)
Season 4 - Currently (the fire was the premier episode, trying to get back to the Season 2 popularity)
 
bungholio said:
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His hair is inside his shirt collar which does help out the emo kid effect he seems to be going for.
 
There's still probably that one dude who will absolutely refuse, for no reason, to believe that those are the same person
 
Ok sooo... after feeling disgusted by myself I made this imgur collection of some questions and answers Chris has made... Some are red, that means we didn't match or something I think.
 
4Macie said:
Ok sooo... after feeling disgusted by myself I made this imgur collection of some questions and answers Chris has made... Some are red, that means we didn't match or something I think.
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There are some true autistic gems here. Good work.

It's like he went out of his way to type the answers that would make him appear least attractive and most repulsive.
 
His porn collection is LARGE... because those dang dirty trolls wouldn't buy it for $1000 :c
 
Misto said:
There are some true autistic gems here. Good work.

It's like he went out of his way to type the answers that would make him appear least attractive and most repulsive.
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I see absolutely nothing that would imply that he's an unbelievably naive and stupid, ugly old repulsive manchild. Nothing at all.
 
Misto said:
There are some true autistic gems here. Good work.
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There are so much more; but they're were typical Chris answers and I'd have to spend hours to capture them. Some of them are down right Chris. Like "I want a girl who is experienced in sex" or "SHE MUST BE EXPERIENCE TO EXPERT IN SEX" but then he says he's super attractive and wants only virgins.

Or when he wants anal really bad and says THREE TIMES at least that he wants a woman to wear a dildo and use it on him...
 
Oh also, I got a mighty lul out of him claiming to be merely "NEAR desperation".

EDIT: just noticed the part about feeling guilty after sex. Now why could that be...
He also claims to be sexually unconfident.... guess the hooker's flattery has worn off. So much for "SOO good and big" XD
 
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sooooo chris would date buck angel?

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4Macie said:
Or when he wants anal really bad and says THREE TIMES at least that he wants a woman to wear a dildo and use it on him...
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Yep. Chris is completely strait, not one gay bone in his entire body. No question about it. I don't know why we eeeeeeever doubted him. . .

Oh yeah, that's right.

Cause he's not.
 
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