Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

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Still insecure, eh Chris?


Chris really is just about a piece of shit.
 
Ok, so I added his profile cuz someone asked me to.

Here's the whole thing
as it sits now.


For those of you that already looked at it; I'm sorry to
make you look at it again; but it's the first four pictures
so you can just click it and take a quick peek if you
want. <3
He doesn't realize that a plea deal is not a dropped charge. He pled guilty for a lesser sentance. We need a facepalm emoticon.
 
He doesn't realize that a plea deal is not a dropped charge. He pled guilty for a lesser sentance. We need a facepalm emoticon.

Chris remembers what he wants to have happened. That, and he's profoundly retarded. He can't remember away the whole court ordeal, but he can twist it to being found not guilty. Eventually he'll work it into his memory that the court ordered Snyder to close his store, and that's why it's out of business. Like I said, he's retarded. And probably insane.

Basically, consider his "memory" of high school.
 
I believe the term you're looking for is escort. Technically escorts are usually paid to do that for being a temp girlfriend, even know their actual service involves something else.
And those cost WAY more than $100.
 
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Totally spergy but that was jail not prison. Huge difference.

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I love that he doesn't know what a nickname is.

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.... Too easy.
 
Holy shit, he's answered 1333 of these dumb questions.

Do you want to know if the ironic thing is? Answering the questions the way he has been is fucking up his chances even more so than his pictures, which says ALOT.
 
I'm having to resurrect my old profile and answer questions just to see what his answers are. But there is gold in them there hills.

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Does he even own a radio? I don't think the 2 minute news break on the hour in between songs while you drive counts. Its not like he's listening to NPR.

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(Possible answers were Tradition/Upbringing, Instinct/Emotion, or Reason/Observation)

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Good idea. Sometimes when I go to Coinstar to cash in my coin jar I'll realize I accidentally had a few sunken Spanish gold doubloons mixed in.
 
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