Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

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Want Woman said:
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Still insecure, eh Chris?
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Lol like anyone would be friends with chris, let alone a gay guy :alog:
 
Allright, I'll say it: I think he's improving. WUT? Yes, let me explain.

First the stick:
When the fuckin frick will it get into this big head of his that he's not attractive when emulating a woman. Not even to people who are into shemales! He just looks horrible in these photos. He should get a white shirt, black trousers that aren't gay nightclub style tight, a gray jacket and shades and cut his hair short and then he wouldn't look so bad. Gosh, it's not so hard.

Now the carrot:
His profile is not the failmaggeddon it used to be. It still needs some improving, but it's a good start: No mention of hedgehogs, CWCville and trolls. I'm sorta proud of him.
What needs some more work:

CWC said:
I'm an empathetic artistic individual with honest emotions. I'm genuine about how I feel and I stick to my beliefs. I care about those closest to me, especially my family. I have a big imagination and love using it towards my creations. I graduated from PVCC with an associates in Computer Aided Drafting. I try to think outside the box. My sense of fashion matches my personality and how I emotionally feel. Sometimes I'm a little scatterbrained, so please don't mind me if I jump topics. :)

My hobbies/interests include creating, drawing/coloring, creating with Lego, video games, walking, music, and shopping.
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Throw out "empathetic" and "honest emotions" - sounds stupid.
Also, delete "coloring" and "creating with Lego" (childish) and "shopping" (too much tomgirl)

CWC said:
My fashion. ;)
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This would be okay if said fashion wasn't tomgirl.

CWC said:
At home, minding my small family, piddling with my Legos, watching a flick, playing a video game or whatever. And definitely Feeling lonely for an eligible woman to be my Sweetheart, closest friend and Future Wife.
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No no no.
"At the movies or at a restaurant enjoying a fine meal."
Even if untrue, he should write this, for rather obvious reasons.

CWC said:
I have been emotionally hurt a lot before, and I am reasonably paranoid of others, especially online. Which is WHY it is Mandetory for immediate in person meeting with me.
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No.

CWC said:
YOU Make the First Move and Ask ME Out, Please.
And if you are single, caring, compassionate, confident, honest, smoke-free, and you MUST be willing to Meet In Person IMMEDIATELY or ASAP. :)
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No.

After reading through this, section by section, I can see that it's still pretty much a failmaggeddon dating profile. But hey, no mention of hedgehogs. NO MENTION OF SANICHU ROSECHU AND THE CITY OF CWCVILLE (IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS). Chris is learning, even if at glacial speed.
 
cahoots said:
I'm having to resurrect my old profile and answer questions just to see what his answers are. But there is gold in them there hills.

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Does he even own a radio? I don't think the 2 minute news break on the hour in between songs while you drive counts. Its not like he's listening to NPR.
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If Chris has been making hoard runs for Barb it's very likely that there'd be a radio or two in there somewhere. And with Barb hogging the tv to herself I don't think it's too unreasonable for fatty to start listening to the radio.
 
NavierStoked said:
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So he doesn't mind getting fucked up the ass, as long as it's from a gal-pal/sweetheart.
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Ah pegging, something chris does not know the term for. Considering the only actual way to stimulate the prostate is to go through the anal region, you can still do that and not be gay. That being said someone like Chris whom is homophobic, such things are a big no no for that sort of thing.

Other than being a complete hypocrite, Chris also excels at is mixed signals
 
bungholio said:
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There is just something so ridiculous about this picture. Like I can't tell if he has no neck or if he's wearing some bizarre half-turtleneck or what. Also, nice ratty hair. Looks like someone hasn't been keeping up with their Walmart haircuts.
 
THIS is...EXACTLY what I was talking about yesterday, about how he thinks...a woman...WANTS this. How? HOW can a person's view of themselves be so skewed? He puts this on DISPLAY??

Also, I still say he looks like an obese, transvestite Trey Parker.
 
I'm not sure if this has been addressed in another thread but I could see Chrissy being a fan of the adult baby lifestyle. I mean he already likes to wear diapers, shit his pants, play with Lego, and has a mildly Oepidal relationship with his mother which he wouldn't mind transferring over to another female (he wants a mommy, not a girlfriend in all seriousness).
 
soIregistered said:
THIS is...EXACTLY what I was talking about yesterday, about how he thinks...a woman...WANTS this. How? HOW can a person's view of themselves be so skewed? He puts this on DISPLAY??

Also, I still say he looks like an obese, transvestite Trey Parker.
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I think his thoughts run as follows:
"I like to see nubile girls. Also, I feel kinda feminine myself, so I must be a (tom-)girl. Everyone likes the same things I do - so girls must like to see nubile pictures of me."
 
Picklechu said:
I have an OKCupid profile that I rarely use; the only women who have messaged me without me contacting them first have been, to put it nicely, Faerynesque.
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That's why I quit OKC. Too many guys would fistpound and bitch at me in messages because someone like me would contact them.

Gothicserpent said:
Wow, I'm surprised he likes Daria.

I'd expect the humor to be too complex for him to enjoy.
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He referenced Daria in the prison jail email. He said that he acted like Daria in his jail cell.

...the "i'm not sure" on the pedo question. Clearly he didn't understand the question.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
That's why I quit OKC. Too many guys would fistpound and bitch at me in messages because someone like me would contact them.
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Whenever I want to lose a little faith in humanity, I read those public shaming sites with screencaps of messages guys send on OkCupid.

"yuo are sexy come over we has teh sex?" AND THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIOUS.
 
In my time on the internet, I've come across people who are sexually attracted to balloons, dinosaurs, robots and even planets. Surely Chris must be someone's niche?
 
tobacky_vapor said:
Do you want to know if the ironic thing is? Answering the questions the way he has been is fucking up his chances even more so than his pictures, which says ALOT.
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Yeah. Like with the "Have you ever been to prison?" question. Chris being Chris answers this in the worst way, because lying about it is something anyone who doesn't Ignore All Google results can look up the truth about.

But, he would have been better off

1. Just skipping the question

or even

2. Answering truthfully, that no, he hasn't been to prison.

For some reason he has the uncanny ability to just make things go from bad to worse. Like when he tried to justify ShecameforCWC to Megan by claiming it was prevented him from possibly raping her.
 
Hitler said:
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pickleniggo said:
There is just something so ridiculous about this picture. Like I can't tell if he has no neck or if he's wearing some bizarre half-turtleneck or what. Also, nice ratty hair. Looks like someone hasn't been keeping up with their Walmart haircuts.
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It reminds me of the articles websites and magazines like People run from time to time, catching up with former child stars. They are all grown up and often odd looking, and they'll take a picture of them re-enacting their famous scene of signature look.
 
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