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Absinthe said:
In my time on the internet, I've come across people who are sexually attracted to balloons, dinosaurs, robots and even planets. Surely Chris must be someone's niche?
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Yes, there may be some 40 year old man who would welcome Chris to join into a polyamorous relationship with him, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle.
 
Lightning Round 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Chris's greatest talent is to take a bad situation and make it worse.

Think about it. It's true and funny.
 
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CatParty said:
I bet he soaks them in the sink in lieu of doing actual laundry.
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[insert doing laundry is expensive joke here]

I didn't expect Chris to become so relatively active on the internet again. Or really get around to his "love quest" again (unaware of the impressions that "tomgirl" conveys to others).

>emotion > reason
This could lead to problems.
 
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Absinthe said:
In my time on the internet, I've come across people who are sexually attracted to balloons, dinosaurs, robots and even planets. Surely Chris must be someone's niche?
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I saw on My Strange Addiction a man who was in love with and sexually active with his car and a woman who was romantically attracted to a piece of the Eiffel Tower. These people, to my knowledge, have jobs and a stable home life. While even those adult babies can find their "Mommy" or "Daddy", those people aren't necessary socially inept. Chris can't even get in on a niche because he doesn't really have one. He's just kind of worthless outside being a lolcow and to my knowledge, that is not a sexual fetish (...yet).
 
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(Choice was more logical or more emotional)

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Aaaaannnndd this seems like a good one to end on

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Damn, that took forever. At least I'm almost done reading all the questi-
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Fuck. Looks like he's answering more right now as the number of pages increased since I started this post.
 
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Ed Gein comes to mind. (But he died after Chris was born. Semantics.)

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Pleading the fifth because he gets that tugboat, but would be pissed if he had to pay out to people with legitimate disabilities? Or just not sure because he doesn't understand the question?

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Didn't Alec once tell Chris that if he used spells, he was basically going against god?

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Someone please begin the Pot-Brownie Saga.

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He's always dumping himself...:briefs:
 
cahoots said:
He listed one of his favorite shows as being Frasier. Has he ever mentioned the show before?
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I'm 99% sure he listed Frasier because Family Guy called it "the smartest show on TV" (sarcastically, but that's lost on Chris).
 
Everytime we find a new low, Chris finds a way to go lower.

-Same dead fish expression? Check.
-Same retarded "dating" requirements that ensure no sane women will ever do anything with him? Check.
-Horrible hair and complete lack of style? Check.

Just reinforces that he really is the best troll.
 
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Fuck off Chris. Fuck Antonin Scalia. Fuck Clarence Thomas. Fuck Samuel Alito. Fuck John Roberts. Fuck Anthony Kennedy. Fuck the "Christian Scientists". Fuck the New Apostolic Reformation. FUCK ANYONE THAT THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA!

Sorry, this idea is something that I hold a close, personal aversion to.
 
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