Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

[TaterBot]

I created an OKC profile a few hours ago, just out of curiosity, and the chance that I might meet a nice guy. I got thirteen messages within a hour. Some seemed nice, a few were perverts. I honestly wasn't expecting that many messages and I got overwhelmed by it. It'll be a while before I log back in, and I'm afraid to because of any messages I might get while I'm not logged in
It's almost laughable how different my profile is than Chris' own, and how much more success I have on it despite the limited effort I put into making my profile.

just out of curiosity, did you use the same profile pic and username that you're using on here?

 

[Seahorses]

I created an OKC profile a few hours ago, just out of curiosity, and the chance that I might meet a nice guy. I got thirteen messages within a hour. Some seemed nice, a few were perverts. I honestly wasn't expecting that many messages and I got overwhelmed by it. It'll be a while before I log back in, and I'm afraid to because of any messages I might get while I'm not logged in.

It's almost laughable how different my profile is than Chris' own, and how much more success I have on it despite the limited effort I put into making my profile. If Chris ever wants to have even a tiny, little modicum of success, he is going to need someone to help him revamp his profile and delete some of these questions.

I'm curious as to what the response men that aren't CWC get on a website like this. I always hear horror stories of men getting scammed and women meeting creeps.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I created an OKC profile a few hours ago, just out of curiosity, and the chance that I might meet a nice guy. I got thirteen messages within a hour. Some seemed nice, a few were perverts. I honestly wasn't expecting that many messages and I got overwhelmed by it. It'll be a while before I log back in, and I'm afraid to because of any messages I might get while I'm not logged in.

It's almost laughable how different my profile is than Chris' own, and how much more success I have on it despite the limited effort I put into making my profile. If Chris ever wants to have even a tiny, little modicum of success, he is going to need someone to help him revamp his profile and delete some of these questions.

Men are sad and desperate creatures. I feel bad for you and every other woman on a dating site. Please forgive our gender.

 

[CalmMyTits]

just out of curiosity, did you use the same profile pic and username that you're using on here?

Haha, no. I used some of my real-life information (no dox though) in creating the profile, it's a real profile, not a dummy.

I'm curious as to what the response men that aren't CWC get on a website like this. I always hear horror stories of men getting scammed and women meeting creeps.

I replied to all of the men that messaged me while I was logged on, though I quickly stopped talking to some of them based on their responses, others I went on with until I logged out talking about interests and so on. I'm not sure I'll ever end up meeting anyone from the site IRL, but it was interesting for me as I've never used a dating site before.

Men are sad and desperate creatures. I feel bad for you and every other woman on a dating site. Please forgive our gender.

One of the men who messaged me lived several states away. He said he thought I was cute and would like to get to know me better. I politely pointed out that he lived several states away he just brushed it off and said i'd be impressed by his penis and he'd send me a video of his penis. (and he didn't even know my name!)

 

[Doctor Duke]

i used okcupid off and on through college etc. it can be really fun if you don't take it too seriously (particularly if someone doesn't respond/isn't interested).

it's gotten more and more imbalanced in terms of having a great deal more male users over the years, tho. from what i understand from friends/former dates its the online equivalent of trying to walk down the street while car after car of guys yells out "HEY GIRL I LIKE YOUR BUTT"

 

[Gothicserpent]

First of all, how was this originally posted on Sunday but I'm only now seeing it?

Second, I really don't feel like doing the usual "He looks birdy" comment today…

Third…

Oh Chris, you stupid, birdy-looking idiot. When are you going to learn that it doesn't work the way you think it works? Women do not randomly start flirting with men. They are the receivers!

Well time to analyze this new megathread.

To be fair, men are looked down upon for flirting with women in our society. If we do we're seen as perverts and rapists.

But never mind that, I just realized what these pictures reminded me of!

 

[Artard]

One of the men who messaged me lived several states away. He said he thought I was cute and would like to get to know me better. I politely pointed out that he lived several states away he just brushed it off and said i'd be impressed by his penis and he'd send me a video of his penis. (and he didn't even know my name!)

It's not fair you didn't tell me

 

[Someone in a Tree]

One of the men who messaged me lived several states away. He said he thought I was cute and would like to get to know me better. I politely pointed out that he lived several states away he just brushed it off and said i'd be impressed by his penis and he'd send me a video of his penis. (and he didn't even know my name!)

Sorry 'bout that. That's my go-to when I'm nervous.

 

[CWCTime]

First of all, how was this originally posted on Sunday but I'm only now seeing it?

I think this was originally hibernating in the "Lulzy Chandler family photos" thread and then the mods split it off into its own thread sometime today or yesterday.

 

[asperhes]

Would you consider dating a law enforcement officer?

No. I F***ING LOATHE THE DAMN JERKOPS!!!!!!!



Ouija Boards - Cool or Crap?

Very cool!


Do you ever date to avoid being alone?

Yes I would if I COULD, but No Woman has asked me out while in public/in person.



If money were not an issue, would you have major cosmetic surgery on any part of your face or body?

Yes



Underarms can be a hairy subject. How do you maintain your pits?

I shave consistently.



Half of all policemen are thieves and half of all policemen are murderers. Does it follow logically that all policemen are criminals?

Yes HELL YES! I Really Loathe the damn, corrupted Jerkops!!!


I like this last one; he completely misinterprets the question.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Would you consider dating a law enforcement officer?

No. I F***ING LOATHE THE DAMN JERKOPS!!!!!!!



Ouija Boards - Cool or Crap?

Very cool!


Do you ever date to avoid being alone?

Yes I would if I COULD, but No Woman has asked me out while in public/in person.



If money were not an issue, would you have major cosmetic surgery on any part of your face or body?

Yes



Underarms can be a hairy subject. How do you maintain your pits?

I shave consistently.



Half of all policemen are thieves and half of all policemen are murderers. Does it follow logically that all policemen are criminals?

Yes HELL YES! I Really Loathe the damn, corrupted Jerkops!!!


I like this last one; he completely misinterprets the question.

Did you write this, or did Chris today?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

IMO the thought that Chris didn't kiss the prostitute makes the whole story of how he lost his virginity even more sad.

I was thinking about that earlier. Whoever helped engineer Chris' encounter with the prostitute probably should have instead found a call girl who was willing to give Chris the so-called "girlfriend experience". It would've been fake, but Chris would have had a good time (?) with someone willing to pretend she really likes him.

And it probably wouldn't have seemed as pathetic as Chris using a hooker's body to masturbate with and not even getting a kiss for his trouble.

 

[MY 405]

Oh my God who did Chris see on TV to make him decide to pose and "smile" like this? I bet I know, but I'm keeping this one to myself

Some teenage girl.

Pro Tip: When taking selfies for dating site, clean bathroom mirror where it looks like you spooged on it, do not include toilet lest potential mates think you "enjoy water sports", TAKE OFF YOUR WEDDING RING!!! (and where the hell did that come from anyway? I don't think it's the Amnyfest ring with the stone turned in, maybe it's the lumberjack's, but I doubt it)

 

[Frank Stoney]

Not sure if this has been discussed, but did anyone else get a chuckle at him listing 'Frasier" as one of his favorite shows? It's like that's what he expects a smart, refined person to watch, so maybe listing that would make someone think he's that way....yet it's nestled with MLP and Sonic. -_-

 

[asperhes]

Do you know how to swim?

I am a swimmer


Should cigarettes be illegal?

Yes.


Do you consider astrology to be a legitimate science?

Yes.


Do you think you have ESP at all?

Yes A little at least



Once you're intimate, how often would you and your significant other have sex?

Once or twice a week



Do you own any sexy underwear?

Yes.



Are you smarter than most people?

No


I could do this all night.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Some teenage girl.

Pro Tip: When taking selfies for dating site, clean bathroom mirror where it looks like you spooged on it, do not include toilet lest potential mates think you "enjoy water sports", TAKE OFF YOUR WEDDING RING!!! (and where the hell did that come from anyway? I don't think it's the Amnyfest ring with the stone turned in, maybe it's the lumberjack's, but I doubt it)

Chris has some pretty weird beliefs in magic (like wearing an amulet with his cut hair to make his hair grow faster after Barb cut it) so maybe he thinks wearing a ring on his wedding-ring finger (whether it is or is not Bob's ring) will bring him a wife.

 

[asperhes]

Did you write this, or did Chris today?

These are all Chris's words.

 

[exball]

Do you own any sexy underwear?

Yes.

Dear fucking lord why.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

These are all Chris's words.

May God have mercy on us all.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

So I'm guessing Chris is cool with strapons, but handcuffs are outside his comfort zone.