Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

[just some jerk]

What instrument does he play? Is it the same as his working out?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

What instrument does he play? Is it the same as his working out?

He plays Guitar Hero

 

[Holdek]

It took him awhile, but he finally name dropped his opus.

Ha ha, I feel for that person who posted in this thread about being so proud of Chris for not talking about Sonichu or CWCVille on his profile, seeing it as a sign of learning at least at "glacial speed."

We've all been disappointed by Chris though.

 

[just some jerk]

He plays Guitar Hero

Is he lying to seem "cooler" or does he really believe Guitar Hero counts as an instrument?

My issue with the questionnaire is that how many of the answers are acknowledged lies to get some china, and how many are delusions?

 

[Optimus Prime]

He plays Guitar Hero

So "yes" in other words.

 

[The Dude]

Dude, not cool. Chum lost a ton of weight.

Spoiler: This is what happens when you give a shit

I know. I just started the same diet he's on. Wish me luck.

 

[Silver]

this is actually making me want to make an okc profile. not to troll him but because it seems kinda cool

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Is he lying to seem "cooler" or does he really believe Guitar Hero counts as an instrument?

My issue with the questionnaire is that how many of the answers are acknowledged lies to get some china, and how many are delusions?

This is from the CWCki:
Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his Gitar of Fail like it's a real instrument.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_music#Instruments
So, you can see Chris is confused as to what a real instrument is.

 

[asperhes]

Would you consider performing anilingus on a partner who asked you to?

Yes.



Do you think that the psychological differences between human males and females are better explained by nature or nurture?

The two play a nearly equal role.



Have you ever spent more than 8 hours straight playing video games?

Yes



Do you ever drink alcohol in order to lower your inhibitions with the opposite sex?

No
(What other reason does he have to drink?)



Would you ever consider having a friendship based primarily on sex, with no intentions for love, romance, or long-term commitment?

Yes.



Consider the recent fictional movies you have watched. Which of the following aspects do you find most disturbing?

None of the above disturbs me.
(The answers were sex, violence, and racism.)



In a certain light, couldn't being homeless be exciting?

No



You're shopping for something and have three versions to choose from. Which do you pick?

The one with the most features.
(The choices were style, features, lowest price.)



Do you lift weights?

Yes



Are some of your best friends people you met or know online?

No Having met In Person.




Which biological parent should have legal decision-making power in abortion decisions?

Both.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Would the fact that a partner insisted you were perfect (had no faults) and refused to acknowledge your shortcomings, bother you?

Yes
NOBODY IS EVER PERFECT.

How do you feel about kids?

Kids are precious - they love me and I love them!

Pedofork Alert

Have you created a 'Things To Do Before I Die' list?

No.

Have you ever faked an orgasm during sex?

No.

Would you run into a burning building to rescue your pet?

Yes, without a doubt

You better fucking have.

Do you have a survival kit prepared just in case a disaster occurs and normal services are disrupted for an extended period of time?

No.

Maybe you should have, dumbass.

Would you consider having sex in a graveyard?

Yes, but only with the living.

Are you a good liar?

No

Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?

Yes
Only with Straight, Lesbians or Bi-Women.

What kind of shape are you in?

Average
Physically: Average; Mentally: Stressed; Emotionally: Fair to Good.

Before people find out your real age, what do they usually assume?

That I'm younger than I really am.

Top of 91, you wanna finish?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Would you consider performing anilingus on a partner who asked you to?


In a certain light, couldn't being homeless be exciting?

No

If what people are saying is true, it's not too long before he finds out how exciting it can be.

 

[Silver]

>says people think he looks younger than he is

I... guess if all you have to go on is his wiki and his works... I thought he was a teenager when I first read Sonichu (which was before I found the CWCki)... but his face? Please.

 

[asperhes]

I'm done with page 89 and Obamatron can meet me here.

1. I"ll go back and italicize Chris's own words as Obamatron has been doing, for the sake of clarity.

2. The main impressions I get is that he's trying to be moderate and accommodating, which I guess everyone tries to do on a dating site to some extent. He's got some kinks; at least he's willing to experiment. His comments show him to be a very angry and bitter man, which will turn off the ladies, but who the fuck cares because 100% of them will have been turned off long before they reach the 1000th question. There's a weird combination of embarrassing honesty and outright lying. I don't think he used the words "autism" or "homos" once, for which he should be congratulated.

3. Obviously I didn't post every boring fucking question. I chose the ones that I thought were interesting. It got redundant pretty fast. Feel free to add your own!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

And THIS:
Hypothetically, do you think you would be good at being a porn star?

Yes

He was pretty awful in his debut film.

 

[BT 075]

>says people think he looks younger than he is

He's mentally ten, physically 50. That puts him at an average of 30, which is two years below his real age.

Winning. I guess?

 

[OBAMATRON]

How do you feel about putting children on leashes?

I do not approve of this.

No retard leashes.

Would you rather be the one to search out your match on OkCupid or have your match find you?

I'd prefer that someone find me.

Are you more of a fast or careful talker?

Careful

What does Harvey Dirdban think about this?

You come home and discover that somebody's broken into your house, and they're still inside. You...

Find the handiest weapon and confront them

Do you like to watch the Olympic Games?

I only watch certain events.

Women's beach volleyball.

Are you fetish-friendly?

Never tried it, but I'm open-minded.

How often do you do things out of spite?

Rarely.

Is it easy for you to achieve orgasm?

Yes, with skill and sometimes patience

How much does the sound of a person's voice affect their attractiveness to you?

A little

Bluespike

Are your birth parents divorced?

No

RIP Bob

Do you usually add salt to your meals?

No

McDonald's
Done with 89. Good work.

 

[Holdek]

Chris confirmed 2nd Amendment supporter.

Well, remember Cole's story about Barb shooting off her revolver? And Chris is basically dating Barb right now.

 

[ELFairy]

View attachment 3546 Dreaming of you! Please ask me out.

That's who that pic reminded me of too. His hair is SOOO damaged. He should either use quality shampoo and conditioner or cut it.

 

[libertyoftheaether]

Oh god. I'm noticing that my stomach has a slightly similar shape to Chris's. Especially those hideous lovehandles. I'm so glad I'm starting to exercise regularly now.

 

[Henry Bemis]

How important are academic achievements to you?

Somewhat important.

Page 83.

I AM HONOR ROLL no longer means anything?