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OBAMATRON said:
Would you consider having sex in a graveyard?

Yes, but only with the living.
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Henry Bemis said:
I AM HONOR ROLL no longer means anything?
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I think he's downplaying this one out of long standing butthurt for not getting a speshul award at graduation.

Have you ever had sex with a person within the first hour of meeting them?

No.
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So wait, is this confirmation that he did not, in fact, lose the big V to a hooker? Because she would need the patience of a saint (and Chris more than a mere $100) for her to put up with autistic banter for over an hour before the deed, which means this likely never happened.
 
Chris is kind of desperate in trying to act like Straighty McStraighterton in these questions. We get it Chris. You like chicks. No need to prove it.

Also, I can't believe Chris is willing to eat ass. Didn't think that's something he'd be into.
 
BillRiley said:
WTF? What does that even mean I don't...
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I too am curious why he keeps singling out the obese...that means he's claiming that he'll make exceptions to his standards except he won't date obese women, right?
 
Good Soothing Coffee said:
So wait, is this confirmation that he did not, in fact, lose the big V to a hooker? Because she would need the patience of a saint (and Chris more than a mere $100) for her to put up with autistic banter for over an hour before the deed, which means this likely never happened.
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I think this is more lying out the ass. Which is strange, because Chris has said previously that his Sweetheart would learn all about his escapades with the half-Cherokee maiden.
 
Holdek said:
I too am curious why he keeps singling out the obese...that means he's claiming that he'll make exceptions to his standards except he won't date obese women, right?
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Well, he says that here, but he did ask Faeryn out, so we can probably assume that these are lies.

Speaking of lies, it really does seem that everything in this questionnaire is either a lie or disturbingly honest. He clearly can't tell what he should and should not express, which is something he could have learned with less shitty parents.
 
Right... women will just absolutely jump at the chance to date a man who plays with legos, lives with his mom, and wears muscle bras.
 
And I see there is another incarnation of an attraction sign...
 
asperhes said:
Do you work out a lot?

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Yes


Would you like to receive pain during sex?

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Yes, some


Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex?

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1-2 dates I would let soonest sex be up to her, but don't keep me waiting too long.



If your partner wanted to pay for you, as a couple, to see a professional dominatrix would you go?

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Yes


Do you keep your sexual exploits private?

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Sometimes.


Would you radically alter your appearance (hair, clothes, body modifications) for your significant other?

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No way!



Are you physically strong?

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Yes, very



How often were you picked on by other kids your age when you were growing up?

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Sometimes.


Does violence ever solve anything?

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No, violence solves nothing


I'm on page 57.
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I can't take it anymore. Every single one of these is making me laugh harder than the rest. This is the most delusional, hypocritical tripe I've read since Chris wrote that entry on the wallflower.
 
Chris has got to be the only person who could make these guys seem like a good catch

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sikotik said:
Chris has got to be the only person who could make these guys seem like a good catch

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A lateral move, really. Chris already zones out when women expect him to listen to them, and he believes all women everywhere are genetically inclined to make their men sandwiches, among other things.
 
If only Chris was a dang dirty homo or even if he identified as bisexual, maybe, just maybe, he'll have a shot of TRUE and HONEST love.
I'd hit it. Then again, I have no standards.
 
I'm sorta floored that OKC's questionnaire goes on this fucking long
 
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