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bungholio said:
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CWCTime said:
If he grew a beard (unlikely since he answered "Gross!" to "Guys with facial hair..."), then he might really start to look like Thunderf00t. He's got the smug grin and thin, stringy hair already.

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We all know what happened the last time he attempted to grow a beard...
 
CWCTime said:
If he grew a beard (unlikely since he answered "Gross!" to "Guys with facial hair..."), then he might really start to look like Thunderf00t. He's got the smug grin and thin, stringy hair already.

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His neck isn't nearly thick enough, nor is his body thin enough, or his glasses hipster enough. Besides, Thunderf00t's more 'hippie' than 'unwashed welfare-leeching manchild transvestite'
 
Gayzee Pacer said:
  1. Q: If someone murdered a close friend of yours, would you hope for the death penalty?
  2. A: Yes.
  3. - Devastate their Soul for Destroying Mine from Emotional Tortures!
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Even in death, Chris's pain overpowers his sweetheart's.

Though considering he's burned through, like, five sweethearts in three years, that's not really a surprise.
 
Gayzee Pacer said:
  1. Q: If someone murdered a close friend of yours, would you hope for the death penalty?
  2. A: Yes.
  3. - Devastate their Soul for Destroying Mine from Emotional Tortures!
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But he said earlier he was opposed to the death penalty (not that anyone believed that, but good lord, he's not even trying to keep his lies straight).

He seems to be legitimately addicted to this Q&A thing. I guess its pretty perfect for him, since he can just click boxes and make progress on his profile with minimal effort on his part. I just can't fathom how he thinks this would appear to anyone looking at his page.
 
Want Woman said:
He's only for the death penalty if the crime committed negatively effects him
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Chris is the only person in Chris's universe. Everyone else is a cypher. I'd say that includes his mother. He'll probably never get to experience loving someone more than he loves himself. He may not even be physically capable of it.
 
Want Woman said:
He's only for the death penalty if the crime committed negatively effects him
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CWCville Fines and Punishments:
Homosexuality: $500
Smoking tobacky/drinking alcohol: $1,500
Making a parody comic ironically alleged to violate copyright: DEATH PENALTY

Nice to live in a place with such just punishments. :(
 
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