Edit. The more I think about it, the better it is that the 'tisim seeps through everything he touches. If Anna or some other ass patter had ghostwritten Chris' profile enough to make him seem normal and some woman bit it would be a disaster. On a semi-related note do you think Chris has a built-up immunity to pepper spray?
Me too...out of all the volumes of failure that is Chris, what will be his biggest regret? It's interesting to wonder what it would be. Something related to love quest, the trolls, his autism, his failure as an adult? When he is dying on his death bed, and he drops a Sonichu medallion to the floor, what will be his whispered, final word. What will be his rosebud? Maybe, it will be something selfish. Maybe it will be something poignant. Either way we will probably never know...
Me too...out of all the volumes of failure that is Chris, what will be his biggest regret? It's interesting to wonder what it would be. Something related to love quest, the trolls, his autism, his failure as an adult? When he is dying on his death bed, and he drops a Sonichu medallion to the floor, what will be his whispered, final word. What will be his rosebud? Maybe, it will be something selfish. Maybe it will be something poignant. Either way we will probably never know...
He might as well have written, "Sucky Sucky, $15 dollars!!!! Me so horny, me love you long time." since his written response was a fragmented sentence.
That face Chris makes at the end of this video always makes me laugh. It looks as if he was either constipated, or he was thinking, "Fuck it, I can't do a pull up", got down from the pole and shit himself.
I'm still wondering why Megan didn't try to file a restraining order on Chris like Snyder did.
OPL said:
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, minding my small family, piddling with my Legos, watching a flick, playing a video game or whatever. And definitely Feeling lonely for an eligible woman to be my Sweetheart, closest friend and Future Wife.
I gather you were addressing @snakesvsplanes, but just for fun, here are some answers from the dump. I particularly like the two contradictory answers about growing, as well as the last one. Predictably, he completely missed the fact that it's a philosophical hypothetical question, and instead ranted about how it would help him forget about the DANG DIRTY TROLLS as if it were real. (Can you imagine being Chris's doctor and having to listen to all that crap?)
It's so hard to say since, publicly at least, he will blame 95% of his problems on outside forces. In fleeting moments, he'll say that he "shot himself in the foot." Sometimes his signals get crossed and he'll say things like he feels guilty about being blackmailed, although I guess it's natural that rubes would feel embarrassment about being suckered. Maybe since he's focused on the butterfly effect of Mimms' photograph, he'd say something like the worst thing he did was trust Megan and the gang at the Game Place. I think it goes without saying that he considers his worst act to be something that hurt himself as opposed to others.
Maybe since he's focused on the butterfly effect of Mimms' photograph, he'd say something like the worst thing he did was trust Megan and the gang at the Game Place.
Which makes it all the funnier that he chose his profile name from a random autistic shout he made one time while doing exactly what he was doing in that photograph.
It's so hard to say since, publicly at least, he will blame 95% of his problems on outside forces. In fleeting moments, he'll say that he "shot himself in the foot." Sometimes his signals get crossed and he'll say things like he feels guilty about being blackmailed, although I guess it's natural that rubes would feel embarrassment about being suckered. Maybe since he's focused on the butterfly effect of Mimms' photograph, he'd say something like the worst thing he did was trust Megan and the gang at the Game Place. I think it goes without saying that he considers his worst act to be something that hurt himself as opposed to others.
I wouldn't doubt it if Chris only looks up unknown words when it inconviences him. Just like the word "butthurt". He somehow managed to use it as a verb in the http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Coffee_Place article not once, but twice. "All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her china in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them", and "Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). The Coffee Place article that Chris wrote while posing as is hilarious because it is a trainwreck. A very funny trainwreck.
CatParty, Cialis is a erectile dysfunction medication. Maybe you meant Chantix, which is used to quit smoking, but it also has the wonderful side effect of making you think of suicidal thoughts.
CatParty, Cialis is a erectile dysfunction medication. Maybe you meant Chantix, which is used to quit smoking, but it also has the wonderful side effect of making you think of suicidal thoughts.
I was going to say shecameforcwc is his biggest regret, but clearly that was Megan's fault for not being all learned about sexy time and being afraid of his love.
is hilarious because it is a trainwreck. A very funny trainwreck.
