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What could he have possibly done in a past life that led him to this?
 
Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose?Do not perform the surgery.If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).
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I'm starting to think he doesn't understand how sexuality works.
 
SuperJ said:
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What could he have possibly done in a past life that led him to this?
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Well, he was hanging out in Bob's nuts in Korea.

He's also occasionally expressed a belief in reincarnation. But really, it's the fact that he can't believe the world can turn without him.
 
Just when I thought he couldn't get more unappealing both in looks and personality... okay, I can't say anymore without becoming :alog:
 
Absinthe said:
Could be, and it's something he might have picked up from filtering his LARGE porn collection through his tenuous grasp on reality.

The way I read it though is that Chris believes lesbians want sex with women and do not want sex with men because of an obsession with china.

Hence Chris' expectation that upon encountering a hermaphrodite, a lesbian will think "cool, there's the reproductive organ I like - and that other thing is an added bonus! Missionary cowgirl time!"
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Or maybe he thinks his manboobs are convincing enough! Hah, it would be funny to see what would happen if a really manly lesbian woman got interested in him... lulz would ensue.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Hmm what weirdos me out is his shape.

In the picture his head and torso are still pretty damn fat but his arms and legs are like thin sticks.

That's odd to me.
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Weirdly, I know a lot of people with a similar body shape/type. It usually happens when people don't exercise or partake in any activity, so their arm and leg muscles are just...not there.
 
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