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rocket said:
Really what I find the most surprising is his dwindling confidence in his sexual performance

It wasn't so long ago he was experienced for her pleasure from years of porn-watching
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I'm not sure if his newfound tether to reality in this specific context is a good sign, or another way for him to whine. Endlessly.
 
intothevoid said:
Fun, irrelevant ITV story time: my best friend went to a ~christian~ college, and she knew a couple who legit thought that was how sex worked. I still can't cope with that tale.
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Sure she isn't pulling your leg? Because some years ago there was this fake news story about a conservative Christian couple who went to the university hospital of Lübeck because they were wondering whether they were infertile... every night they lay down next to each other and waited for conception to miraculously occur... because that's how reproduction works, right?
 
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I can't believe there isn't more chatter about his personal summary.
 
Butterballs said:
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I can't believe there isn't more chatter about his personal summary.
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Well there's nothing new in it. He's claimed to be 'Cherokian' for ages now and part of his identity is based on being able to speak Spanish. And he naturally shouldn't have to diet, he is THIN and HANDSOM just like his mommy sez.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Sure she isn't pulling your leg? Because some years ago there was this fake news story about a conservative Christian couple who went to the university hospital of Lübeck because they were wondering whether they were infertile... every night they lay down next to each other and waited for conception to miraculously occur... because that's how reproduction works, right?
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Nah, I actually met the couple in person once and they confirmed. I didn't even know what to say.

Back on topic: at least he's honest about his "mostly anything" diet.
 
intothevoid said:
Nah, I actually met the couple in person once and they confirmed. I didn't even know what to say.

Back on topic: at least he's honest about his "mostly anything" diet.
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As amusing at that is, it is just a factor of the multiple choice nature of the question on OKCupid. You can say your diet is "anything", "vegetarian", "vegan", "kosher", or "halal" and then qualify it with "strictly" or "mostly"if you want.

So he had to put "anything". "Mostly" is a bit odd, you can leave the qualifier blank, and they are more applicable to the other options. But "Strictly anything" and "Mostly anything" are both really common answers on OKCupid, so it is hard mock Chris for it.

If you really want to mock him, I would suggest that most people answer "Mostly anything" because
a) They want to imply they are not a picky eater and they like a variety/trying new foods
b) They want to suggest they are open to/don't have a problem with other diets.
c) They think it is an amusing wording based on a small "glitch" in the choices, and say it as a joke other okcupid users would understand.

I doubt any of these apply to Chris. His completionist to filling out his profile just drove him to fill in a qualifier, even when one didn't make sense.
 
The Joker said:
I just want to trim that ratty looking hair off. Let him leave it long but at least put some layers in to look neater.
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A neater hairstyle would help him attract women a little. It would certainly do more for him than the current look. If it must be long he should definitely layer it or use better haircare products. I think a short hairstyle combed neatly would make him more appealing to ladies. He looks dirty at first glance, nobody is into that.
 
Kosher Dill said:
You know what would help him attract women? A smile for once. Like yeah, we know your life sucks, but you can fake it for one millisecond while the camera flashes. :c
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Like Shawn Michaels, Chris Chan lost his smile. :(

milkshark said:
A neater hairstyle would help him attract women a little. It would certainly do more for him than the current look. If it must be long he should definitely layer it or use better haircare products. I think a short hairstyle combed neatly would make him more appealing to ladies. He looks dirty at first glance, nobody is into that.
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Did Chris dye his hair? I just realized his hard was originally darker short. Now it's much blonder.
 
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