Updating the CWCki

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

Chris Chan is like the Simpsons of lolcows. He was the progenitor of a brand new brand of tard cum to extract, but became stale, drawn out, and in total, an unfunny mess who needs to be put out of his misery (preferably with a Kalashnivok AK-47; have him taste that bullet to his greasy face as he savored the creamy taste of his own ejaculate). Ironically, the declining humor isn't the only aspect in which it can share proper solidarity with the Simpsons, as evidenced by his literal zombification over the years and the systematic extermination of the minimal brain cells he may have ever held.

And yet we still get content from him almost daily. Sure it's different than before and he doesn't throw a temper tantrum or fall for obvious trolls every other day but it's still content we have a whole section dedicated on this forum for and it's still lively with new threads almost every day. So I think keeping the Wiki up to date isn't a bad thing.

 

[Chrisology1337]

Isn't the Financhu crisis over or at least near the end since he started getting money to burn from patreon

With all they money they owe on the house still along with all the lawsuits Barb got? Not likely.
I'm surprised they haven't declared bankruptcy yet.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Isn't the Financhu crisis over or at least near the end since he started getting money to burn from patreon

if Chris won the Powerball it wouldn't solve his financial issues; he'd spend it all on surgery to turned xirself into a female-bodied electric hedgehog pokemon

 

[Caz]

if Chris won the Powerball it wouldn't solve his financial issues; he'd spend it all on surgery to turned xirself into a female-bodied electric hedgehog pokemon

Chris with millions of dollars at his disposal. The insanity he would indulge in will be of exceptional proportions. Or he somehow spends everything on toys and games.

 

[JULAY]

Chris Chan is like the Simpsons of lolcows. He was the progenitor of a brand new brand of tard cum to extract, but became stale, drawn out, and in total, an unfunny mess who needs to be put out of his misery (preferably with a Kalashnivok AK-47; have him taste that bullet to his greasy face as he savored the creamy taste of his own ejaculate). Ironically, the declining humor isn't the only aspect in which it can share proper solidarity with the Simpsons, as evidenced by his literal zombification over the years and the systematic extermination of the minimal brain cells he may have ever held.

Careful not to cut yourself on that edge, guy.

 

[Galilean]

I've just been categorizing his videos lately. Now that the servers seem to be running more smoothly, I plan on doing more editing.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Why? Ever since the Gamestop incident all Chris has done is beg for money and age like spoiled tard cum.

actually he keeps that pretty well preserved in his freezer

 

[lindsayfan]

is the cwcki getting better?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Is there something like a list of videos pending transcription?

I can't sit through 30 minutes of the absolute autism he spews on some captain's log, but I'd be wiilin' to give shorter videos a try.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Is there something like a list of videos pending transcription?

Yeah. Some of Chris's videos have captions embedded from YouTube. If it helps, I could rip the text if it's available. There'll be a CC icon on the video frame if it is.

I can't sit through 30 minutes of the absolute autism he spews on some captain's log, but I'd be wiilin' to give shorter videos a try.

Yeah, it's unrealistic for those long videos to be transcribed fully. I think if anyone wants to tackle those videos, it might be good to just skip to any good parts and transcribe those.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I started a new article for Chris's socializing attempts. Should anything be added to it?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_socialization

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

I've never done wiki work but I'd be super happy to try my hand at some trans scription

 

[Thunderwing]

I would love to help, but I'm way too dumb to understand how to mantain wikis.

I mean, I could help with the "Lego" section and an estimate of how much he has wasted on plastic bullcrap

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I would love to help, but I'm way too dumb to understand how to mantain wikis.

I mean, I could help with the "Lego" section and an estimate of how much he has wasted on plastic bullcrap

You can try looking at the View Source / Edit button on the top right of a page to see how it's written.

 

[ISP]

I've dabbled in updating and writing in it a bit, but ya know my interest ebbs and flows as life happens. I'll be sure to check in tomorrow and see if I can find anything help with tho.

Edit: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Authenticity_of_Christian_Weston_Chandler
I was having fun with that one but not sure if my work lives up to community standards.

 

[ISP]

I started a new article for Chris's socializing attempts. Should anything be added to it?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_socialization

That looks to have some potential.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I'd love to help, but I only know the basic wiki edits. That and I haven't edited a wiki in years.
But I'd still love to help.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I started a new article for Chris's socializing attempts. Should anything be added to it?

Quite a bit!

Roughly in order:
- Paid-for socialization with the gal-pals at Manchester High
- The GAMe PLACe
- Used to hang out once a week or so with Joshua Martinez
- Trips to bars - many were troll-induced, but he did sometimes go of his own accord and drink the famous sugared "bottles of Bud" while playing DS.
- The youth group (lol) where he met Wallflower was supposed to be a socialization thing, but we all know how that turned out.
- Morning trips with Bob to Burger King for breakfast - I think this was a major source of socialization for both of them
- Impulse - for a while he was socializing with (or socializing at, anyway) the various queens in attendance. There are a few instances of conversations between him and Impulse people on Facebook.
- The "Pokemon Club" section needs a link back to "The End Games", though I'm not sure how much we want to draw attention to the place.
- Attendance at various SLGBTQ events. We all know what's really up with those.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Quite a bit!

Roughly in order:
- Paid-for socialization with the gal-pals at Manchester High
- The GAMe PLACe
- Used to hang out once a week or so with Joshua Martinez
- Trips to bars - many were troll-induced, but he did sometimes go of his own accord and drink the famous sugared "bottles of Bud" while playing DS.
- The youth group (lol) where he met Wallflower was supposed to be a socialization thing, but we all know how that turned out.
- Morning trips with Bob to Burger King for breakfast - I think this was a major source of socialization for both of them
- Impulse - for a while he was socializing with (or socializing at, anyway) the various queens in attendance. There are a few instances of conversations between him and Impulse people on Facebook.
- The "Pokemon Club" section needs a link back to "The End Games", though I'm not sure how much we want to draw attention to the place.
- Attendance at various SLGBTQ events. We all know what's really up with those.

Thanks, those are good ideas.

- The "Pokemon Club" section needs a link back to "The End Games", though I'm not sure how much we want to draw attention to the place.

Yeah. I avoided linking to it when I wrote the article. Last time I included EG's article as a link elsewhere on the wiki, this happened:

Spoiler

 

[CatParty]

Just to make sure I got this right: you low-effort trolled Chris who immediately blocked you, you added your own stupidity to the cwicki entry as "Homsar", and then you came here to brag about it?

Way to be a faggot.

sure seems like keeping the cwcki open for anyone to edit it is a great idea