Updating the CWCki

[Marvin]

No, don't add a saga section on Doopie until afterwards.

@Chrisology1337 nigga can't you read?

Anyway, I removed the Doopie saga section for now. Sagas can't really be named until after the fact.

What deserves being labeled a saga isn't obvious when you're balls deep in it. Chris gets into stupid fads every few months. They don't all need a saga named after them.

It's only in retrospect that we can identify the big clumps of drama that will stick in people's minds.

Will Doopie end up being another Blue Arms? Or will she end up being another Skylanders? Only time will tell.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

@Chrisology1337 nigga can't you read?

Anyway, I removed the Doopie saga section for now. Sagas can't really be named until after the fact.

What deserves being labeled a saga isn't obvious when you're balls deep in it. Chris gets into stupid fads every few months. They don't all need a saga named after them.

It's only in retrospect that we can identify the big clumps of drama that will stick in people's minds.

Will Doopie end up being another Blue Arms? Or will she end up being another Skylanders? Only time will tell.

Does Chris even have the internal motivation to actually make anything of Doopy in a similar vein that existed with previous sweethearts? From what I understand in reading the story so far is that he is extremely jaded and wouldn't take any real serious risks whatsoever until Doopy made the first positive move; (which a sincere positive move is as likely as Pluto crashing into Earth.) If this assumption of the characters so far, Doopy will continue to take tugboat money and leave it at formalities, Chris will continue to faun, do nothing proactive whatsoever, and beg for money, as low effort fools will harass Doopy/Chris to get the cow to moo, or at least try to make it go in a different direction.

Doopy understands the language of money, I'm quite sure that a generous and "targeted" "commission" can set some fire under Chris to actually warrant a saga. However, I don't know Doopy, but from what I understand she seems like a decent internet person, so no idea if that would work. If Doopy is as decent as she seems, then obtuse targeted commissions are probably the way to go. (I.e. Sonic painting his own arms blue, Doopie's Artsona kissing another person's artsona, or in a similar manner to the Liquid Chris saga have a rival suitor to Doopy. Hint, third option will most likely work) As it stands right now, the cards are reading "Same shit, no change whatsoever." Although the Barb Death Saga will make up for any lack of potential in a Doopy Saga, (which is hyped for Q4 2017, expected for Q2 201

 

[Chrisology1337]

@Chrisology1337 nigga can't you read?

Anyway, I removed the Doopie saga section for now. Sagas can't really be named until after the fact.

What deserves being labeled a saga isn't obvious when you're balls deep in it. Chris gets into stupid fads every few months. They don't all need a saga named after them.

It's only in retrospect that we can identify the big clumps of drama that will stick in people's minds.

Will Doopie end up being another Blue Arms? Or will she end up being another Skylanders? Only time will tell.

Actually that wasn't me, I thought about making it but didn't. Someone else must have seen the earlier part of the thread and done it there.

The fact that I have Homsar as an icon and the user being named Homsar is just a coincidence.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Actually that wasn't me, I thought about making it but didn't. Someone else must have seen the earlier part of the thread and done it there.

The fact that I have Homsar as an icon and the user being named Homsar is just a coincidence.

Take this tidbit of advice with a grain of salt as I'm still a new player.

More often then not, there aren't coincidences regarding this game, it helps to have evidence to support a claim of "No coincidence" because veteran players (with whatever magic they have) will most likely look into instances of coincidences, and if it found that you are lying, then you will be laughed at. If you complain about being laughed at, you will be laughed at even more.

There was this old Sailor's game called Bullshit, in it, you'd roll a set of three die and take a peek under the cup. You'd either bet or bluff what was under your cup, the wagers ranging from rations, to liquor, or duty changes. The winner was the one with the highest set, Sets of 3's higher than sets of 2, so on. However, let's say you rolled a 1, 4, and 5, you could bluff and say "three sixes". If the other players believed you, they would lose that bet, and you'd win. However, they could call you out on the bluff, if you lied, you automatically lost, regardless if they have a lower set.

I am making the metaphor of this sailor's game, because you are saying "three fives" when it would appear that you only have two dice. So, in the spirit of the game, hope there is a third dice under your cup, when the bluff is called (which is will) and that all three read five, or else you lose the bet. Or do what sailors do when grilled on their bluffs, provide decent enough proof that what you say is true.

In retrospect; I could've shortened my response to just this.

 

[Marvin]

Does Chris even have the internal motivation to actually make anything of Doopy in a similar vein that existed with previous sweethearts? From what I understand in reading the story so far is that he is extremely jaded and wouldn't take any real serious risks whatsoever until Doopy made the first positive move; (which a sincere positive move is as likely as Pluto crashing into Earth.) If this assumption of the characters so far, Doopy will continue to take tugboat money and leave it at formalities, Chris will continue to faun, do nothing proactive whatsoever, and beg for money, as low effort fools will harass Doopy/Chris to get the cow to moo, or at least try to make it go in a different direction.

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what's going on.

Doopy understands the language of money, I'm quite sure that a generous and "targeted" "commission" can set some fire under Chris to actually warrant a saga. However, I don't know Doopy, but from what I understand she seems like a decent internet person, so no idea if that would work. If Doopy is as decent as she seems, then obtuse targeted commissions are probably the way to go. (I.e. Sonic painting his own arms blue, Doopie's Artsona kissing another person's artsona, or in a similar manner to the Liquid Chris saga have a rival suitor to Doopy. Hint, third option will most likely work)

As in, if someone commissioned Doopie to draw something offensive to Chris, and then he saw it, he might chimp out in response?

It's possible. Though I don't think we'd get an old school youtube rage-a-thon. Chris would most likely make a bitchy / smug facebook post. Something along the lines of "hm, yeah, I saw dat commission you had doopie draw, and It was NOT Funny! You trolls are not getting to me. "

If people want to give it a try, go for it.

As it stands right now, the cards are reading "Same shit, no change whatsoever."

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[ModeloEspecial]

- Paid-for socialization with the gal-pals at Manchester High

Didn't it turn out the person claiming they were paid was a troll fucking with Chris? I thought no one ever contacted his high school friends

 

[Marvin]

Didn't it turn out the person claiming they were paid was a troll fucking with Chris? I thought no one ever contacted his high school friends

The initial reveal was a troll fucking with Chris. But it was later revealed truthfully that Bob did request they babysit Chris.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

As in, if someone commissioned Doopie to draw something offensive to Chris, and then he saw it, he might chimp out in response?

It's possible. Though I don't think we'd get an old school youtube rage-a-thon. Chris would most likely make a bitchy / smug facebook post. Something along the lines of "hm, yeah, I saw dat commission you had doopie draw, and It was NOT Funny! You trolls are not getting to me. "

If people want to give it a try, go for it.

If you are going to pay DOOPAAYY for an offensive Sonichu commission, please commission her to write a love letter to Chris instead, complete with an NDA.

 

[Marvin]

If you are going to pay DOOPAAYY for an offensive Sonichu commission, please commission her to write a love letter to Chris instead, complete with an NDA.

Of course, the followup will need to be a letter telling him the ED page is almost correct: she is indeed trans. But she's actually ftm and she's getting a dick installed next week.

 

[The Tenth Doctor]

@Chrisology1337 nigga can't you read?

Anyway, I removed the Doopie saga section for now. Sagas can't really be named until after the fact.

What deserves being labeled a saga isn't obvious when you're balls deep in it. Chris gets into stupid fads every few months. They don't all need a saga named after them.

It's only in retrospect that we can identify the big clumps of drama that will stick in people's minds.

Will Doopie end up being another Blue Arms? Or will she end up being another Skylanders? Only time will tell.

Come the f*** on. You're just suffering from trolls remorse cuz derpy got you believing that he's so depressed and might kill himself.

Are you as autistic as Chris and believe that Derpy will suck you off if you're nice to him?

The irony of this is when Chris asked you to remove his shit you wouldn't but when derpy plays depressed lady/boy you jump right to it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Come the f*** on. You're just suffering from trolls remorse cuz derpy got you believing that he's so depressed and might kill himself.

Are you as autistic as Chris and believe that Derpy will suck you off if you're nice to him?

The irony of this is when Chris asked you to remove his shit you wouldn't but when derpy plays depressed lady/boy you jump right to it.

Why do you think Doopie should be included as a saga? Trump wasn't, and there was a lot more content about him , including rage videos, a death threat, etc, but while Chris's hatred about Trump started off strong, it just faded away. So the problem is if everything Chris expresses some interest towards gets written up as a saga entry, it'll just clutter the page.

The Doopie article on the CWCki has so little content, it might be merged into a broader article, so calling it a saga now would be overstating things.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

Why do you think Doopie should be included as a saga? Trump wasn't, and there was a lot more content about him , including rage videos, a death threat, etc, but while Chris's hatred about Trump started off strong, it just faded away. So the problem is if everything Chris expresses some interest towards gets written up as a saga entry, it'll just clutter the page

I don't know if this is the case, but wouldn't it be better at this point to start to strictly define what a saga is? Like, defining that a saga, to be considered so, must have a certain: length in time, attachment from Chris, quantity of funny content from Chris, trolls' involvement (or lack thereof), "it must be unequivocally over and done", and so on?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I don't know if this is the case, but wouldn't it be better at this point to start to strictly define what a saga is? Like, defining that a saga, to be considered so, must have a certain: length in time, attachment from Chris, quantity of funny content from Chris, trolls' involvement (or lack thereof), "it must be unequivocally over and done", and so on?

Sounds autistic. What's so hard to understand about having enough info to warrant its own age?

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

What's so hard to understand about having enough info to warrant its own age?

You tell me: it seems like it's hard to get for some people or we wouldn't have this conversation.

With a list of defined conditions at least you can point there and just say "Does your idea of a saga respect the guidelines? No? Then shut up about it".

That's what I would do anyway, it's not like I'm an actual CWCki contributor.

 

[Raiken]

I would say a saga is beginning-middle-end. It needs to start with someting (blue arms) him chimping out about it hard(protest) , and Chris reaping the fallout(getting charged with assault).

Basically it needs content and payoff.

 

[Marvin]

Come the f*** on. You're just suffering from trolls remorse cuz derpy got you believing that he's so depressed and might kill himself.

Are you as autistic as Chris and believe that Derpy will suck you off if you're nice to him?

The irony of this is when Chris asked you to remove his shit you wouldn't but when derpy plays depressed lady/boy you jump right to it.

What are you jabbering about? Pay attention. I'm not removing content. I'm removing the superfluous saga from the Saga article. All the content is still available on Doopie's own article.

I don't know if this is the case, but wouldn't it be better at this point to start to strictly define what a saga is? Like, defining that a saga, to be considered so, must have a certain: length in time, attachment from Chris, quantity of funny content from Chris, trolls' involvement (or lack thereof), "it must be unequivocally over and done", and so on?

So, the problem is that, originally we used the term "saga" primarily in the context of organized trolling. It's not really obvious what meaning it has nowadays, with Chris just aimlessly wandering from topic to topic on his own.

But despite that, I'm OK with leaving it up to the community to label future sagas as they choose, through consensus. However, all I ask is that the labeling be done after everything's said and done.

That being said, I think @Raiken's on the right track for what a saga should be.

 

[CatParty]

So, the problem is that, originally we used the term "saga" primarily in the context of organized trolling. It's not really obvious what meaning it has nowadays, with Chris just aimlessly wandering from topic to topic on his own.

derpy saga seems to fit withing the context of the previous lovequest sagas. i'd have no problem with his new obsession with doopy being labeled a saga. now the blue arms stuff is not a saga and delete any mention of "blarms" because that's retarded

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Come the f*** on. You're just suffering from trolls remorse cuz derpy got you believing that he's so depressed and might kill himself.

Are you as autistic as Chris and believe that Derpy will suck you off if you're nice to him?

The irony of this is when Chris asked you to remove his shit you wouldn't but when derpy plays depressed lady/boy you jump right to it.

If making a new saga about Chris was all it took to kill him, you'd best believe there would be a lot of people vying to make a new saga, some out of foolishness, most out of mercy. Chris is stronger (in a stubborn autistic way) than most people give him credit for, and that is what makes milking this cow so much fun. It would truly take a huge character reversal for Chris to actually go through with suicide, the time he's most likely to do this is during the Barb Death/Homeless Saga. but knowing Chris' somewhat magical good luck, something will work out so the cow can continued to be milked before inevitable incarceration, hospitalization, or death by external factors.

As per the cow being depressed; a sad cow doesn't produce milk. Yes, its incredibly fun to point and laugh and say "Sad cow lmao" but after awhile the cow does nothing and most onlookers would be like "Why doesn't the cow do anything?" That's the thing about Chris, he needs his ups so that we may fully appreciate his downs; if he is in a constant state of down, we can't enjoy the schadenfreude. It isn't specifically to defend Chris' "Please stop telling the truth, it hurts my feelings", but rather asset protection to ensure the milk keeps flowing, so kicks to the udder (Sagas) are sparse, and semi thought out, instead of being constant and quick.

 

[ModeloEspecial]

Chris hasn't done anything with Doopie, he's paid her commission and talked to her. People have been foaming over Doopie since Chris brought her up, and I've been waiting for Chris's "omg I love Doopie she'll be mine" post, but it never came. Not once. Still hasn't, and so far still doesn't look like it will. At best we have Chris crushing on someone from a distance. That's it, that's not a "saga" nor something for people to freak out over. I think it's funny that one of the major reasons people look at Chris is because he lives in his own version of reality, but here at the farms we have dozens of autists convinced Chris is going insane over Doopie and pulling their hair out at the joy of it, when it's all in their heads.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

I'd be more than willing to help, if I had the time.