Updating the CWCki

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

This is probably going to sound spergy as hell, but I've noticed that a lot of Chris' toy collection hasn't been accounted for yet. I've already found two posts listing a whole bunch of stuff that hasn't been listed in the CWCki article and there's probably even more stuff that no one's noticed yet, such as these two Transformers figures (which retailed for $20 each) I happened to spot in one of Chris's Love Quest photos. There's tons of more stuff lurking in the old pictures of his room, not to mention the backgrounds of some of his videos, so who knows what else he spent his tugboat on?

 

[Rupin]

This is probably going to sound spergy as hell, but I've noticed that a lot of Chris' toy collection hasn't been accounted for yet. I've already found two posts listing a whole bunch of stuff that hasn't been listed in the CWCki article and there's probably even more stuff that no one's noticed yet, such as these two Transformers figures (which retailed for $20 each) I happened to spot in one of Chris's Love Quest photos. There's tons of more stuff lurking in the old pictures of his room, not to mention the backgrounds of some of his videos, so who knows what else he spent his tugboat on?

go to his house and explore his room. Then you’ll see all of his toys and whatever else he spends his tugboat on.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Over the past couple months, I've revamped and updated the Chris and reality page: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality

Anything else that could be changed or added?

We're thinking of starting a new Chris And page to cover his magic/spiritual beliefs. We're tossing around titles for it, we'll probably call it either "Chris and the New Age" or Chris and the paranormal". The page right now is still a mess since it's compiled from chunks taken from the Reality and Religion pages - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mysticism - so there's duplicate summaries that'll be cut down later. Some stuff to be added: his use of voodooism (the Lego torture chamber/effigies of Trump) and written incantations (his "Die" message spelled backwards about Trump).

Any suggestions for how to structure the page or for anything else that could be added?

Also, any suggestions for stuff to add to the Delusions template? https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Template:Fantasies

This is probably going to sound spergy as hell, but I've noticed that a lot of Chris' toy collection hasn't been accounted for yet. I've already found two posts listing a whole bunch of stuff that hasn't been listed in the CWCki article and there's probably even more stuff that no one's noticed yet, such as these two Transformers figures (which retailed for $20 each) I happened to spot in one of Chris's Love Quest photos. There's tons of more stuff lurking in the old pictures of his room, not to mention the backgrounds of some of his videos, so who knows what else he spent his tugboat on?

Nice finds, I added those to the Toys page.

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

Well, I did some more digging around and I found even more stuff that Chris bought with his tugboat. This will probably sound even spergier than my last post, but it'll probably shed some more light on Chris's priorities.

-Animated Optimus Prime - $20, seen here on the top left shelf.
-Classics Optimus Prime - $20
-Energon Optimus Prime - $40, in front of that ancient game console.
-Cybertron Optimus Prime - $40, seen here among the jumbled mess of Lego crap
-Animated Swindle - $10, which Chris copied to create the S. A. V. s in Sonichu. It appears in the Son-Chu review video.
-Animated Soundwave - $10 and the inspiration behind the Armoraxe character. Do note that Chris may have owned at least TWO of these, since he plays with it in the Son-Chu review video, having listed it as "highest priority" on his 2015 Amazon wish list, indicating that his first one may have been destroyed in the 2014 fire. We know he already had one because he plays with it in CWCFlyingElephants and it can be seen on top of his shelf in the old pictures of his room, among his other Soundwave toys.
-Cybertron Thundercracker - $10, used to create the Crackder.
-2007 Movie Barricade - $10, copied by Chris to create the Jerkops' Punislavs.
-2007 Movie Arcee - $10, ripped off to create Excelina.
-In addition to this, Chris actually owns TWO Movie 2007 Bumblebee figures; the 1977 Camaro version and the 2007 Camaro Concept version.
-Siege Ironhide - $19.99, seen in the background of the General BronyCon Announcement video.
-Siege Optimus Prime - $29.99, next to Siege Ironhide
-Siege Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version) - $89. 95 from eBay
-Combiner Wars Devastator - $158.99 from eBay
-Combiner Wars Bruticus - $97.33 from eBay
-Titans Return Breakaway - $15, repainted into the Son-Chu figure
-Titans Return Hot Rod - $15, butchered so that Chris could add its parts to the Son-Chu toy
-Titans Return Sawback - $5, repainted into "Son-Chi"
-Studio Series SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro) - $19.99, seen in another of Chris's BronyCon videos.
-Studio Series SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle) - $19.99
-Studio Series SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive) - $29.99, seen here.
-The Last Knight Bumblebee - $15
-Thrilling 30 Arcee - $15. Keep in mind that he wanted this specifically so he could play house with his Transformers toys.
-All the stuff mentioned here.

In addition to this, there's also all the Transformers Chris sold during the Financhu Crisis. I doubt he bought any of these new, so he probably paid more than the original prices. That said, there's probably even more toys that might never be accounted for due to piss-poor quality of Chris's older videos.

Oh, and I'm surprised no one added this yet, but the exact price of the Megatron pistol has been known for a while. Dunno how nobody saw that.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You're clearly a sperg, but you're a methodical and dedicated sperg. That counts for something.

 

[The Batter]

Well, I did some more digging around and I found even more stuff that Chris bought with his tugboat. This will probably sound even spergier than my last post, but it'll probably shed some more light on Chris's priorities.

-Animated Optimus Prime - $20, seen here on the top left shelf.
-Classics Optimus Prime - $20
-Energon Optimus Prime - $40, in front of that ancient game console.
-Cybertron Optimus Prime - $40, seen here among the jumbled mess of Lego crap
-Animated Swindle - $10, which Chris copied to create the S. A. V. s in Sonichu. It appears in the Son-Chu review video.
-Animated Soundwave - $10 and the inspiration behind the Armoraxe character. Do note that Chris may have owned at least TWO of these, since he plays with it in the Son-Chu review video, having listed it as "highest priority" on his 2015 Amazon wish list, indicating that his first one may have been destroyed in the 2014 fire. We know he already had one because he plays with it in CWCFlyingElephants and it can be seen on top of his shelf in the old pictures of his room, among his other Soundwave toys.
-Cybertron Thundercracker - $10, used to create the Crackder.
-2007 Movie Barricade - $10, copied by Chris to create the Jerkops' Punislavs.
-2007 Movie Arcee - $10, ripped off to create Excelina.
-In addition to this, Chris actually owns TWO Movie 2007 Bumblebee figures; the 1977 Camaro version and the 2007 Camaro Concept version.
-Siege Ironhide - $19.99, seen in the background of the General BronyCon Announcement video.
-Siege Optimus Prime - $29.99, next to Siege Ironhide
-Siege Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version) - $89. 95 from eBay
-Combiner Wars Devastator - $158.99 from eBay
-Combiner Wars Bruticus - $97.33 from eBay
-Titans Return Breakaway - $15, repainted into the Son-Chu figure
-Titans Return Hot Rod - $15, butchered so that Chris could add its parts to the Son-Chu toy
-Titans Return Sawback - $5, repainted into "Son-Chi"
-Studio Series SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro) - $19.99, seen in another of Chris's BronyCon videos.
-Studio Series SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle) - $19.99
-Studio Series SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive) - $29.99, seen here.
-The Last Knight Bumblebee - $15
-Thrilling 30 Arcee - $15. Keep in mind that he wanted this specifically so he could play house with his Transformers toys.
-All the stuff mentioned here.

In addition to this, there's also all the Transformers Chris sold during the Financhu Crisis. I doubt he bought any of these new, so he probably paid more than the original prices. That said, there's probably even more toys that might never be accounted for due to piss-poor quality of Chris's older videos.

Oh, and I'm surprised no one added this yet, but the exact price of the Megatron pistol has been known for a while. Dunno how nobody saw that.

That's some fine work you have done. His collection would be far worse if he bought those $100+ Japanese Transformers figures.

Any suggestions for how to structure the page or for anything else that could be added?

The 3 quotes take up a lot of space at the start of the article, maybe take 1 and use it as a divider somewhere in the page? Also the title "Chris and the Paranormal" sounds good, or maybe use "Chris and the Occult"?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That's some fine work you have done. His collection would be far worse if he bought those $100+ Japanese Transformers figures.

Let's be thankful he doesn't.

Anyhow, nice job with the documenting there. I am both impressed and depressed at the same time. Impressed that he managed to get several hard to find figures, depressed in that this is what his tugboat's going to instead of bills and whatnot.

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

I'm not sure if anyone else is aware of it, but one of the fan videos featured on the THAT IS MY HOUSE page is, well, this.

Spoiler: The horror

Yes, it's a GoAnimate video and one of the infamous grounded videos to boot. This one comes from some British autist who loves Mario and despises Sonic, to the point where he's making grounded videos of the latter, several of which also have Chris in them for no reason. The rest of the guy's YouTube channel consists mostly of videos he enacted with his Thomas the Tank Engine toys, assuming you weren't already aware that he was autistic. Oh, and he also makes Caillou Gets Grounded videos because of course he does.

Anyways, I personally don't think this video belongs on the CWCki just due to how low-effort it is. My guess is that whoever posted it on the CWCki thought it was ironic but just from looking at the rest of the uploader's videos, I reckon he didn't make this as a joke. There are some well-edited Chris fan videos out there, but this is not one of them. (Nor is anything made with the same software for that matter)

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm not sure if anyone else is aware of it, but one of the fan videos featured on the THAT IS MY HOUSE page is, well, this.

Spoiler: The horror

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Yes, it's a GoAnimate video and one of the infamous grounded videos to boot. This one comes from some British autist who loves Mario and despises Sonic, to the point where he's making grounded videos of the latter, several of which also have Chris in them for no reason. The rest of the guy's YouTube channel consists mostly of videos he enacted with his Thomas the Tank Engine toys, assuming you weren't already aware that he was autistic. Oh, and he also makes Caillou Gets Grounded videos because of course he does.

Anyways, I personally don't think this video belongs on the CWCki just due to how low-effort it is. My guess is that whoever posted it on the CWCki thought it was ironic but just from looking at the rest of the uploader's videos, I reckon he didn't make this as a joke. There are some well-edited Chris fan videos out there, but this is not one of them. (Nor is anything made with the same software for that matter)

Agreed, I deleted it from the page.

 

[A Ghost]

can i make the suggestion that someone should probable go and censor atlest the discord number on the Project SNT page it makes it easy for people to add chris on discord

 

[The American Hedgehog]

can i make the suggestion that someone should probable go and censor atlest the discord number on the Project SNT page it makes it easy for people to add chris on discord

I think it's fine as-is. The CWCki describes all of his other social media accounts uncensored.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think it's fine as-is. The CWCki describes all of his other social media accounts uncensored.

Plus you have to be incredibly stupid or a just plain attention whore if you really join Chris'discord server. The only thing even stupider is giving him your address either by buying something from him or sending him something with a return address. Chris WILL dox you if he has it, either unintentionally as seen with Sarah and Steve or that one person who complained about Chris not shipping their items. When they did Chris got pissy and put their address on the internet and called them the jerks for making a legit complaint about his ineptitude.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

can i make the suggestion that someone should probable go and censor atlest the discord number on the Project SNT page it makes it easy for people to add chris on discord

When Chris gets these random invites from people who just want to yell "niggér" at him on his public social media accounts nowadays, he just ignores them. He's gotten a lot better at filtering through unfunny weeeeeeening.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

When Chris gets these random invites from people who just want to yell "nigga" at him on his public social media accounts nowadays, he just ignores them. He's gotten a lot better at filtering through unfunny weeeeeeening.

If I catch the Wu Flu my last request is a direct line to Chris so I can scream gamer words at him in-between painful coughs until he hangs up at me.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

If I catch the Wu Flu my last request is a direct line to Chris so I can scream gamer words at him in-between painful coughs until he hangs up at me.

It's in my will that my partner has to keep screaming gamer words at Chris daily after I die.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

It's in my will that my partner has to keep screaming gamer words at Chris daily after I die.

I like this idea. Now is a good time to draft my will. On the list of required words, at least one of which must be screamed at Chris daily, are:
Nigg-ER, faggot, horsefucker, degenerate, troon, re-tard, bald, and fat.

 

[bisterjeans]

A lot of stuff is missing from the CWCki that needs replacement. I'll list important ones here and anyone who has them can drop the link here or add it to the CWCki.
1) No more jokes NSFW version.
2) An Excel sheet of Chris's video games and Adam and Eve purchases are missing. - Not really required as it has been typed out on the CWCki but would be good to have it back.
3) PandaHalo skypesex logs are all gone.
4) Police scanner video of 26 December 2014


Missing videos

Category:Articles with removed videos - CWCki

sonichu.com

Missing files

Category:Articles with dead external links - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

This is probably going to sound spergy as hell, but I've noticed that a lot of Chris' toy collection hasn't been accounted for yet. I've already found two posts listing a whole bunch of stuff that hasn't been listed in the CWCki article and there's probably even more stuff that no one's noticed yet, such as these two Transformers figures (which retailed for $20 each) I happened to spot in one of Chris's Love Quest photos. There's tons of more stuff lurking in the old pictures of his room, not to mention the backgrounds of some of his videos, so who knows what else he spent his tugboat on?

The toy and game collection articles became lost causes after the housefire. But if you wanna sit and manually list each and every item in this frame, you go for it.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

The toy and game collection articles became lost causes after the housefire. But if you wanna sit and manually list each and every item in this frame, you go for it.

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There are so many horrifying things about this picture, it’s like a Holocaust re-enactment getting firebombed, then the flames being extinguished with puppies.

 

[Coleslaw]

Can I have an account?