Upgrading the Life Upgrade: PS4

[MysticMisty]

I see the PS4 comes out on Nov. 15th, officially priced at $399. Of course, Chris will want one, but can he make it happen this month, or will he have to struggle along without it for a while, maybe getting it as his Christmas or birthday gift to himself? I believe $399 is about half a month of , even before bills. But, Chris apparently somehow has a credit card. How important do you think the PS4 will be in his priorities?

There are problems on PS4's launch date. Like on how of the majority of the features are missing since the patches are not completed.

He wouldn't notice that. All he cares is that it launches on the 15th and he wants it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

 

[Descent]

I'm sure Chris will get a PS4 even if he has to sell Barb's medication on the street to get it. The real question will be just how many games and DLC he'll buy on day one. The answer will probably astound us.

Everyone start placing your bets! I'm going with 3 games and $70 worth of DLC.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The real question will be just how many games and DLC he'll buy on day one. The answer will probably astound us.

The launch library will only be, like, 12 or 15 games. He'll get the majority of them.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I don't wanna sound like a sick fuck for saying buut..... how far would he go for a ps4? Is it possible Chris would become a part time hooker to get a ps4 (not that anyone would wanna have sex with him, though there are some disturbing fuckers out there)?

 

[Pikonic]

I see a future Facebook post
"Look at mah new PS4, jealous trolls?!? "

And when that post comes I'll be ready
"I don't need my own PS4 fatty, I'll just play my JERK boyfriend's.

Then I will have sex with him "

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I see a future Facebook post
"Look at mah new PS4, jealous trolls?!? "

I see a second post a couple days later:

Can anyone please lend me some money to buy groceries? My mother and I are going hungry because we have no money!

 

[Male]

He'll survive on eating salty noodles with him and his dog

 

[captkrisma]

I'm sure Chris will get a PS4 even if he has to sell Barb's medication on the street to get it. The real question will be just how many games and DLC he'll buy on day one. The answer will probably astound us.

Everyone start placing your bets! I'm going with 3 games and $70 worth of DLC.

I'm in at 4 games, $50 of DLC. Half of that will be for games unrelated to the four he just bought.

 

[Descent]

I see a second post a couple days later:

Can anyone please lend me some money to buy groceries? My mother and I are going hungry because we have no money!

Nah, that message is too polite.

IF YA'LL CAN TEAR YOURSELFS AWAY FROM YOUR OWN LIVES AND PROVE THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME AND MY MOTHER BY GETTING US SOME HUNGRYMANS!

 

[Pikonic]

I see a future Facebook post
"Look at mah new PS4, jealous trolls?!? "

I see a second post a couple days later:

Can anyone please lend me some money to buy groceries? My mother and I are going hungry because we have no money!

Hold on

*cough* I see another

I wouldn't Have MONEY PROBLEMS if It wasn't for that BASTARD Michael Synder taking OUR Money. CURSE Him, and CURSE that BITCH Megan. I want My DVDs NOW!!!

I'm sure Chris will get a PS4 even if he has to sell Barb's medication on the street to get it. The real question will be just how many games and DLC he'll buy on day one. The answer will probably astound us.

Everyone start placing your bets! I'm going with 3 games and $70 worth of DLC.

I'm in at 4 games, $50 of DLC. Half of that will be for games unrelated to the four he just bought.

I'm in as well. 20 Internet dollars on "download all"

 

[Male]

I can't wait until he destroys his ps4 by either wiping his hard drive or thinking he'll get money for it

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Ima say he'll probably sperg out since it's a new release and go 6 games $100 worth of dc

 

[Pikonic]

I can't wait until he destroys it his ps4 by either wiping it from his hard drive or thinking he'll get money for it

On Nov. 16 I will be announcing a $9002 prize* (€6669.63) for whoever destroys Chris's new PS4.
Y'all getting a earlier notice!!

*Only forums members with a user name starting with the letter P and having a blue pikachu as their avatar as of Nov. 5, 2013 are eligible for the prize

 

[Thetan]

I see the PS4 comes out on Nov. 15th, officially priced at $399. Of course, Chris will want one, but can he make it happen this month, or will he have to struggle along without it for a while, maybe getting it as his Christmas or birthday gift to himself? I believe $399 is about half a month of , even before bills. But, Chris apparently somehow has a credit card. How important do you think the PS4 will be in his priorities?

I believe Marvin said that Chris wheeled, dealed, sold things and begged in order to replace his PS3, so I imagine this won't be too different.

That could explain the last bunch of over-priced toys he put on eBay.

 

[CatParty]

He's totally going to steal from barb.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I see the PS4 comes out on Nov. 15th, officially priced at $399. Of course, Chris will want one, but can he make it happen this month, or will he have to struggle along without it for a while, maybe getting it as his Christmas or birthday gift to himself? I believe $399 is about half a month of , even before bills. But, Chris apparently somehow has a credit card. How important do you think the PS4 will be in his priorities?

I believe Marvin said that Chris wheeled, dealed, sold things and begged in order to replace his PS3, so I imagine this won't be too different.

That could explain the last bunch of over-priced toys he put on eBay.

Which reminds me, I really can't imagine Chris delivering And packaging items that he sells properly. Does he ever make successful sales and gets good review from buyers?

 

[CatParty]

That is one thing I can see him being good at. Only because he holds his possessions to such high regard.

 

[Thetan]

I'm surprised that he never considered selling off some of Bob's music collection. If he was an avid enthusiast and collector, there may be some vinyl gems lost in the hoard. (Of course, the record sleeves have probably been damaged by now due to bugs and the filthy conditions in the home.)

 

[UnwiseKhan]

I wonder whether he's ever considered selling plasma. Given how common it is for college students, there's probably a place in Charlottesville, and it's a way to make money without much time or effort. Technically, he's probably disqualified for having sex with that prostitute, but when has telling the truth ever been high on his list of priorities?

 

[A-№1]

I don't wanna sound like a sick fuck for saying buut..... how far would he go for a ps4? Is it possible Chris would become a part time hooker to get a ps4 (not that anyone would wanna have sex with him, though there are some disturbing fuckers out there)?

He'll survive on eating salty noodles with him and his dog

If Chris gave up those dogs and cats to good homes and promised to never get any more pets and could be trusted to keep that promise, I would buy him a PS4.