💼 Careercow Uwe Boll

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Uwe Boll is who I think would win a tournament of cage matches between lolcows. He already kicked Lowtax's ass. I think it would come down to a match between Greta and Uwe, who would beat the shit out of him.
 
AnOminous said:
Uwe Boll is who I think would win a tournament of cage matches between lolcows. He already kicked Lowtax's ass. I think it would come down to a match between Greta and Uwe, who would beat the shit out of him.
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Does Greta get his crossbow and knife? Is Null the special guest referee and/ or timekeeper?
 
The only fair way this whole lawsuit should go is
Boll has to go 10 rounds boxing Dwayne Johnson
 
AnOminous said:
Uwe Boll is who I think would win a tournament of cage matches between lolcows. He already kicked Lowtax's ass. I think it would come down to a match between Greta and Uwe, who would beat the shit out of him.
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perhaps dan quinn. dude is a full-on lolcow mma fighter, and im very very surprised there is no thread about him here.

 
Uwe Boll, for as much as I dislike him, is not a lolcow. He's managed to make terrible movie after terrible movie and be successful at it. What's more he's aware that he makes shit. The movie "Postal" is done completely tongue in cheek and features George W Bush and Osama Bin Laden walking hand in hand towards a nuclear blast. He lives on controversy to the point of challenging his critics and beating the every loving fuck out them.

And this new lawsuit is just him trying to stay relevant.

CausticMinory said:
The only fair way this whole lawsuit should go is
Boll has to go 10 rounds boxing Dwayne Johnson
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Now that would be something to see although I don't see it lasting very long before Uwe is counted out.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Uwe Boll, for as much as I dislike him, is not a lolcow. He's managed to make terrible movie after terrible movie and be successful at it. What's more he's aware that he makes shit. The movie "Postal" is done completely tongue in cheek and features George W Bush and Osama Bin Laden walking hand in hand towards a nuclear blast. He lives on controversy to the point of challenging his critics and beating the every loving fuck out them.

And this new lawsuit is just him trying to stay relevant.



Now that would be something to see although I don't see it lasting very long before Uwe is counted out.
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ya know in hindsight boll has demonstrated to be far less a lolcow than a good few hundred higher profile writers/directors/actors/etc solely because he knew to vanish from public sight after chimping out.

back in 08 he may well have been a lolcow, but now? now dis nigger is an amateur
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Uwe Boll, for as much as I dislike him, is not a lolcow. He's managed to make terrible movie after terrible movie and be successful at it. What's more he's aware that he makes shit. The movie "Postal" is done completely tongue in cheek and features George W Bush and Osama Bin Laden walking hand in hand towards a nuclear blast. He lives on controversy to the point of challenging his critics and beating the every loving fuck out them.
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Getting Lowtax to agree to let him beat the shit out of him personally is so not-lolcow that he can't even become a lolcow again in the future. That is just win beyond win. Beating the shit out of Lowtax in public, and it being completely legal, is so awesome that I respect this guy forever.
 

He challenged Alex Jones to a boxing match and has already commissioned this as his entrance music

He is mad online

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Flowers For Sonichu said:
He is mad online

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Trying to figure out what caused this and it seems like AJ challenged that Young Turks retard to a charity boxing match and some random nobody with less than 100 followers asked if the Uwe/Lowtax """fight""" was the only time one of those matches actually happened (https://twitter.com/NMM20c/status/982388857894141953) and apparently Uwe namesearches himself so he saw the tweet and with it a chance for free publicity (cuz publicity = money) and he's taking it I guess.
 
Necroing this thread because IHE made a vid about his reviews on Letterboxd, giving his movies a 5-Star review.

www.youtube.com

Uwe Boll's CRAZY Letterboxd Reviews

Uwe Boll is the infamous director known for films such as 'House of the Dead' (2003) and 'Alone in the Dark' (2005). I found his Letterboxd where he reviews ...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

Also what happened to that fight with Alex Jones, did he went full Tonka Saw?
 
A shitty ass clover said:
Necroing this thread because IHE made a vid about his reviews on Letterboxd, giving his movies a 5-Star review.

www.youtube.com

Uwe Boll's CRAZY Letterboxd Reviews

Uwe Boll is the infamous director known for films such as 'House of the Dead' (2003) and 'Alone in the Dark' (2005). I found his Letterboxd where he reviews ...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

Also what happened to that fight with Alex Jones, did he went full Tonka Saw?
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He already went full Tonka Saw with Seanbaby, guy's a bitch so it doesn't matter we already know.
 
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