💼 Careercow Uwe Boll

[Phanto]

Oh god, all of his movies are terrible!

 

[break these cuffs]

Seanbaby

Holy shit, that's a name I have heard for almost 20 years. I didn't know him and Boll got into it let alone Seanbaby was a kickboxer. Thank Christ it was Seanbaby and not Lowtax who punked him out.

 

[Kiislova]

>Seanbaby

Remember when cracked was fun? Damn i even feel old.

 

[break these cuffs]

>Seanbaby

Remember when cracked was fun? Damn i even feel old.

He was part of the Old Man Murray crew and had a self titled website in the early 2000s where he wrote stories about making homemade fireworks and other bullshit. It was great.

 

[JM 590]

Holy shit, 6'8"? Damn, Seanbaby just got more impressive.

I didn't know they stacked shit that high

 

[RichardMongler]

Any leafs here dined at Uwe's restaurant? Is it any good?

 

[moocow]

Any leafs here dined at Uwe's restaurant? Is it any good?

It's probably about as good as his movies.

 

[millais]

Any leafs here dined at Uwe's restaurant? Is it any good?

If you're not satisfied with the food, you can get a full refund if you beat the chef in a kickboxing match.

 

[Kiislova]

Any leafs here dined at Uwe's restaurant? Is it any good?

It is apparently a very well respected and successful restaurant. He even jokes on a documentary about his filming career that he needed to go into the restaurant business to start receiving great critical reviews.

 

[Near]

Say what you want about Uwe, but what he said about Hollywood is completely true.

 

[Terrorist]

Uwe Boll is one of the greatest modern auteurs, for nothing else but the delicious nerd rage he inspires. A chad all the way.

 

[break these cuffs]

Say what you want about Uwe, but what he said about Hollywood is completely true.

Has he commented on the JQ?

 

[GeePee]

Oh god, all of his movies are terrible!

Rampage was actually pretty decent,though.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I don't agree with it and find everything he does tiresome, but people seem to think Tunnel Rats is okay too if we're being serious. Sanctimony is okay but only for a B movie of its time.

It's wild that he was unable to produce something even on the level of Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter, which by any other standards suck, but compared to Boll's video game movies would be career highlights.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

>Seanbaby

Remember when cracked was fun? Damn i even feel old.

I 'member when Cracked was an actual print magazine like MAD Magazine. I member

 

[That Damned Tiger]

It's wild that he was unable to produce something even on the level of Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter, which by any other standards suck, but compared to Boll's video game movies would be career highlights.

I would gladly marathon Street Fighter mainly because Raul Julia. Uwe Boll's films? Where's the fun in those?

 

[Bogdandoff]

Oh god, all of his movies are terrible!

Are you prepared to box him?

 

[Y2K Baby]

Are you prepared to box him?

I am.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I remember how somewhat self aware Uwe Boll.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Tunnel Rats, parts of Postal, and Rampage were good tbqh