Vaginal Repellents

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Roast Chicken

Roast Chicken

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'Cus there needed to be a girl version of the "Penis Deflectors" thread. What makes my clam scram? Lemme tell you, fam:

Fat

Insecure

Alcoholism

Excessive, untamed chest hair

Back hair

Knuckle hair

Toe hair

Neglectful to personal hygiene

Entitled attitude to sex

Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously

Thinks Dutch Ovens are funny

Watches The Big Bang Theory
 
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I don't get the one on chest hair, some women seem to love it while some don't. Anyhow, people who vax are faggots.

My contribution would be incels, MMO subscriptions, Crunchyroll subscriptions, loli wallpaper on the computer and owning a fleshlight.
 
I'm surprised the OP list is so short and doesn't include SJW beta males, droning pretentious assholes, people with gunt, Andy Warski, etc.
 
So how normal is it to find a grown man with no chest hair?

I'm honestly asking because the only dudes I've seen with no chest hair either shave or have insanely low testosterone.
 
Ubiquitous said:
'Cus there needed to be a girl version of the "Penis Deflectors" thread. What makes my clam scram? Lemme tell you, fam:

Fat

Insecure

Alcoholism

Chest hair

Back hair

Knuckle hair

Neglectful to personal hygiene

Entitled attitude to sex

Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously

Thinks Dutch Ovens are funny

Watches The Big Bang Theory
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your pussy stinks
 
I've heard of Naruto headbands referred to as "Pussy Deflectors" in conversation. They deserve a mention.

Bad posture is a big one that a lot of people could fix rather easily.
If a guy has a nice mom and you see him being a dick to her, take note.
 
Ubiquitous said:
Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously
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Sometimes there's value to knowing things like this as the guy involved and using them to your advantage once you've entered "how many years have we been together, again?" territory.

Want to get left alone for five minutes? Tired of the droning on about some dumbfuck friend of hers repeating the same stupid pattern of behavior she'll never escape?

<shovels popcorn into mouth>..."WHA THID U AY? OH YEAH FE'S A DAHM BITH"...<old lady immediately wanders off disgusted>

sweet, sweet silence..
 
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