Vaginal Repellents

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>Momma's boy
>vain
>feminist
>afraid of commitment
>shorter than me (it's because I'm very tall no manlets plz)
>facial hair
>not Jewish
 
My “Anal Cunt - Jesus Fucking Christ” tour t-shirt, that had a picture of a woman’s spread legs and vagoomina, with a cross stuck inside her lady bit.
 
I've got another one that everybody can benefit from, regardless of gender or relationship status:
Learn to hold your fork and knife properly. I'm seeing a good number of grown folks in current year going after a steak like they were Conan the Barbarian.
Don't do that - Read up on etiquette and be prepared. Proper etiquette is among the first casualties of cultural and social decay.

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How to Use a Fork and Knife

It's easy to look like a primitive hunter as you hack away at your food with a knife and fork. But at dinner parties, at a restaurant or in formal occasions, you'll want to use these utensils in the classical manner. There's the European...
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The only sensible choice in the society we live in is to be a political lesbian. Everyone's (men and women) list should be just this.
  1. Is a man
 
Ubiquitous said:
'Cus there needed to be a girl version of the "Penis Deflectors" thread. What makes my clam scram? Lemme tell you, fam:

Fat

Insecure

Alcoholism

Excessive, untamed chest hair

Back hair

Knuckle hair

Toe hair

Neglectful to personal hygiene

Entitled attitude to sex

Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously

Thinks Dutch Ovens are funny

Watches The Big Bang Theory
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Well I'm out guess I'm not getting that sweet virginal Daria vagina.

Wait a minute LOL toe hair? Toe hair is the dealbreaker? I'm a dude and toe hair on a girl isn't a dealbreaker. You could just say you have yellow fever and everyone would understand you just want your Korean boy group or J-Rock Visual Kei guys.
 
Don’t almost all adult males have at least a sprinkling of chest hair? I mean I get not liking the fully carpeted look but surely the majority of men have a bit?

I’ll go for:
hipster moustaches
Hipsters in general
Pretentious fuckers
Men who are mean to people like serving staff
Men who have weird quasi incestual relationships with their mums
Men who have obsessive hobbies that take them out of the house constantly (like cycling or Hill running) because it means you get left with all the drudge work. Gaming doesn’t count, that’s fine.
Men who are aggressive or violent. In any way, to any one - lack of self control is ugly.
Vanity - men who must have designer stuff, or must be overly groomed.
Fantasists
Men who like musicals
Weird sexual fetishes
Men who will not see any other point of view (SJW types.)
Men who refuse to do their share of the housework. Chaps: NOTHING is less sexy in a long term relationship than a giant manchild who ‘cant’ load the dishwasher or who does nothing around the house.
Men who call looking after their own kids babysitting and think they deserve a medal for it.

Things which are attractive:

Intelligence and common sense
Humour
Good grace (doesn’t hold a grudge, treats people with respect)
Adult relationships with family
Housetrained
Good hygiene
Dependable
Loyal
Loving

Also, Being tall (I know, shallow as fuck, can’t help it, I like men six foot six and built like vikings.) although this is just a preference and I have dated guys of different heights, it’s just a lizard brain thing. Cannae help it
 
Otterly said:
Don’t almost all adult males have at least a sprinkling of chest hair? I mean I get not liking the fully carpeted look but surely the majority of men have a bit?

I’ll go for:
hipster moustaches
Hipsters in general
Pretentious fuckers
Men who are mean to people like serving staff
Men who have weird quasi incestual relationships with their mums
Men who have obsessive hobbies that take them out of the house constantly (like cycling or Hill running) because it means you get left with all the drudge work. Gaming doesn’t count, that’s fine.
Men who are aggressive or violent. In any way, to any one - lack of self control is ugly.
Vanity - men who must have designer stuff, or must be overly groomed.
Fantasists
Men who like musicals
Weird sexual fetishes
Men who will not see any other point of view (SJW types.)
Men who refuse to do their share of the housework. Chaps: NOTHING is less sexy in a long term relationship than a giant manchild who ‘cant’ load the dishwasher or who does nothing around the house.
Men who call looking after their own kids babysitting and think they deserve a medal for it.

Things which are attractive:

Intelligence and common sense
Humour
Good grace (doesn’t hold a grudge, treats people with respect)
Adult relationships with family
Housetrained
Good hygiene
Dependable
Loyal
Loving

Also, Being tall (I know, shallow as fuck, can’t help it, I like men six foot six and built like vikings.) although this is just a preference and I have dated guys of different heights, it’s just a lizard brain thing. Cannae help it
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You're fat.
 
guys who have a nasally voice or vocal fry. can't stand to be around anyone who sounds like that, don't know why I would date them.
 
V0dka said:
Well I'm out guess I'm not getting that sweet virginal Daria vagina.

Wait a minute LOL toe hair? Toe hair is the dealbreaker? I'm a dude and toe hair on a girl isn't a dealbreaker. You could just say you have yellow fever and everyone would understand you just want your Korean boy group or J-Rock Visual Kei guys.
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Take off your shoes.
Why?
I don't date guys with toe hair.

Imagine the scene
 
Women who don't accept chest hair think they're going to get a swimmer when it's a lot more likely they'll get to be a beard.

Back hair? I'm with you 100% on that. You motherfuckers don't live in trees anymore, shave your back. Nasty as shit when a dude looks like he's wearing a sweater with nipples.
 
BigRuler said:
what does that word mean? literally never seen it before
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Walter Mitty types. People who can’t accept the real world and are delusional to the detriment of those round them. The guy who won’t get a job because his band is absolutely going to get a contract - except he’s late thirties and talentless. Or the guy who won’t get a job and whose wife is doing all the childcare, housework and paying for everything because his business is just weeks away from the big break.
 
If you want to depilate me, be my guest. I didn't choose my body hair genetics though and I largely find that shaving that hair is a waste of time compared to hitting the gym or wearing clothes that fit correctly when it comes to attracting a partner.
 
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