ValiDate - an upcoming (and unsurprisingly racist) visual novel made by SJW's, for SJW's. Currently MIA.

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MY EYES!!!!!


WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY EYES!!!!
 
Holy shit these routes are so short and flavorless. Typically in normal dating sims going through with a certain route not only gives you a relationship with the character of your choosing but also some sort of character arc.

These characters are just completely static and the entirety of their routes take place in a single room. It's so baffling because if you really wanted to make a dating sim centered around diversity and shoving unsubtle rhetoric in your face then why not have each route involve the characters facing discrimination and their insecurities as they try their best to find love in a world thats seemingly against them? As opposed to them just having tumblr rants about "muh diversity" and then deciding to fuck anyway

I feel like a visual novel centered around that would be much more respectable and relatable to poc and get all the tumblr brownie points. Hell it would probably garner more mainstream attention for its "wokeness" or whatever. But instead all we get is this oc circlejerk where nothing really happens
 
why not have each route involve the characters facing discrimination and their insecurities as they try their best to find love in a world thats seemingly against them?
Not possible, that would require Dani put herself in the mindset of a blatant racist so she could write about some maga loving, "NIGGER" shouting white man. She couldn't possible do that.
 
Holy shit these routes are so short and flavorless. Typically in normal dating sims going through with a certain route not only gives you a relationship with the character of your choosing but also some sort of character arc.

These characters are just completely static and the entirety of their routes take place in a single room. It's so baffling because if you really wanted to make a dating sim centered around diversity and shoving unsubtle rhetoric in your face then why not have each route involve the characters facing discrimination and their insecurities as they try their best to find love in a world thats seemingly against them? As opposed to them just having tumblr rants about "muh diversity" and then deciding to fuck anyway

I feel like a visual novel centered around that would be much more respectable and relatable to poc and get all the tumblr brownie points. Hell it would probably garner more mainstream attention for its "wokeness" or whatever. But instead all we get is this oc circlejerk where nothing really happens
I don't think those are routes so much as just... scenes? I'm not sure Dani gets how visual novels are supposed to work. It's called a "visual novel", girl. Not a visual-5-paragraph-high-school-essay.
 
inaya3casual.jpg


MY EYES!!!!!


WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY EYES!!!!

The art isn't half bad. But the dialog looks like a random tweet. I'm not even going to complain about the background. Too obvious.🤮

My big nitpick here is that stupid fish hat. It looks like a giant Swedish Fish got stuck in her hair. At least it no longer looks like a chicken. But it was always fug and a fish patch or badge on Yolanda's bandanna would have been a lot better. Especially given the new art style.
 
Also, maybe I will post a link to my review on their itch.io page, I mean, how could you say no to this Manly MILF?

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Das'a HUGE BITCH! The artist seems to think most human beings have the body shape of most early Jojo protagonists. Just a bunch've giant fridge sized gargantuans stomping around. Also dye your roots its not a fashion statement.

The sad part is at least this particular piece shows some vague femininity until you get past the necklace then it just evaporates. Going to take a guess that they're trans or some potpourri of terms.
 
Das'a HUGE BITCH! The artist seems to think most human beings have the body shape of most early Jojo protagonists. Just a bunch've giant fridge sized gargantuans stomping around. Also dye your roots its not a fashion statement.

The sad part is at least this particular piece shows some vague femininity until you get past the necklace then it just evaporates. Going to take a guess that they're trans or some potpourri of terms.
That's supposed to be Keaton's (the white boy) mom, so it's just a case of the artist being a fujo who can't draw women as it was said previously on the thread.
 
Oh, look. Now that it's not a dozen artists with their own barely-veiled self-inserts, suddenly all the characters are probably 'bi'. Which is what this alleged dating sim already needed everyone to be, but wasn't going to be allowed because I my character wouldn't do that.

Still batshit in a thousand other different ways, including that Dani can't write for shit, but at least one of the glaring impossibilities of the original concept has been recognised. Also puts the emphasis of 'diversity' where Dani wants it - on gender and race, because if you don't want to have sex with one of these characters you're a bigot.
 
It's weird, because it's completely different from the earlier demos in terms of content. Both characters included and routes included. Looks like the game's undergone a full rewrite as well as a full art redesign.

As you mentioned, if it's now a unity thing that means it's changed from being a Ren'py thing. People were actually doing sprite swaps earlier in the thread. Basically literally everything that they did up to a certain point has been dumped - story, art, engine, everything.

Let's be blunt; at this point nothing remains of the original premise. this is not a large cast of writers and artists, and chances are basically all the larger team's work has either been thrown out or never materialised in the first place.

Great little example of this:
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Doing this also made me realise that the old title card background is the background of the new title card background. also this all reminds me of steven universe, and i don't really see that as a good thing because there's no thematic reason why a game trying to be mature about relationships yet makes people as wet as Lake Disappointment would be associated with a show about a fat kid hogging the camera in an interstellar war drama.

Cutting back the team so much is realistically the only way this game is going to get finished, a small, focused dev team, but with such a complete reset the damage has already been done. I'm guessing basically nothing remains of the work done before a certain point, especially with some of the existing matchups already seemingly being rewritten.

If there's one of these title cards for every chapter, it's eventually going to become obvious that most of the writers are just gone. Someone (possibly a Kiwi) is gonna ask, and it's gonna start alllllll unraveling.

But I've finally, finally figured out the parallel.

Ultimately, what we have here is less a full-fledged dating sim with a fun cast of characters and more like... wait for it...

A Fire Emblem game reduced to JUST the support conversations. No tactical gameplay to beat up baddies while fostering possible relationships, no cool animations, no little happily ever afters, no overarching story, no fucking your best friend's time-travelling daughter so your child can wield the boxart sword, just the pure fuckin' few-paragraphs-long support conversations.
 
I datamined the demo and I can bet my lunch money that this is now "Everybody's Bisexual: The Game" as someone pointed out.

It's weird, because it's completely different from the earlier demos in terms of content. Both characters included and routes included. Looks like the game's undergone a full rewrite as well as a full art redesign.

As you mentioned, if it's now a unity thing that means it's changed from being a Ren'py thing. People were actually doing sprite swaps earlier in the thread. Basically literally everything that they did up to a certain point has been dumped - story, art, engine, everything.

Let's be blunt; at this point nothing remains of the original premise. this is not a large cast of writers and artists, and chances are basically all the larger team's work has either been thrown out or never materialised in the first place.
It was weird for me since before this demo, they listed Windows XP on the Steam page as the lowest denominator for the demo to run, it is now set to Windows 7. So I found out that way that they would had a switch of engines before even checking the itch.io page details (and that would explain the delay of the game and the episodic releases). I am also just startedto track down the old demo but I am not been able to put the effort to do so on an detailed way.

Minimum specs then:
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Minimum specs now:
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Ren'Py (Or even TyranoBuilder) would have been perfect for this, it is just a visual novel; Unity can work but I think this is a little overkill. Also there is no "Made with Unity" splash screen when you are using the free (Personal) version of the engine, which makes me wonder if Dani is actually paying for the license or if Unity dropped this requirement at some point that I am not aware of.

You know what else fellow Kiwis? I had more fun data mining the game that playing the demo itself: all the characters have full body sprites with high resolution files. There is a lot of duplicated files, unused backgrounds, unused sprites and unused CGI for characters not even playable in the demo (Keaton kissing the troglodyte from pakistan, a scene with the gamer dude girl and Malik kissing other characters). Even some files referring to it as a "Streamer Build", and there is not a single hint of sex scenes for a game that has a fucking fixation on that and a lot of horny characters; the most the demo has any resemblance to that is the demo route with the fat woman (Isabel) and Malik in underwear; so call me optimistic but I thank God that I found no nudes of any of the characters.

I know that a lot of game demos have leftovers for the final planned release or axed content, but there is a lot of that here that I dare to assume that this is closest to a final build for release.


BONUS ROUND!

Random screenshots of some of the files:
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If she is a food "Scientist", I would not eat anything coming from this abomination for fear of finding a hair my food.

Random Trivia:
My SO came in while I was skimming into the files and said "Is that supposed to be a man?" when I stopped at this image.
 
I know that you say it is a bandana, but I could not resist
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Also, maybe I will post a link to my review on their itch.io page, I mean, how could you say no to this Manly MILF?

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I've seen a few animu/game characters who had an accessory that changes with emotions. Dani trying to be cute with her self insert. What a weeb. At least it's one of the better looking characters so it's not as stupid and horrifying as it could be. Inaya is slightly less trog now. But dem arms. She/it/whatever still looks like she's suffering from severe birth defects. We get it, not everyone is perfect. But not everyone has to look like they broke out of an Umbrella corp lab either.

I think Dani picked an ugly character to pair with Yolanda for bonus points. The only real waifu in this game is Malik though.

Poor Keaton. As if being dumped on for his Italian heritage wasn't enough. He's got a mom with linebacker shoulders.
 
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