ValiDate - an upcoming (and unsurprisingly racist) visual novel made by SJW's, for SJW's. Currently MIA.

[Atatata]

At first I thought this was kind of silly but some of these screenshots honestly feel like the whole lot of them somehow came down with group schizophrenia.

This is some homeless man on the street tier shit. Its fucking hilarious, but I feel like maybe someone should call in a doctor.

 

[Next Task]

Wait wait wait who what now? Did I miss something?

As night follows day, so are revelations that a group of performatively woke idpol adherents who constantly talk about sex contains more than one sex pest.

Projection is what SJWs do best, after all.

 

[Hammerstein]

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She/He/They (WTF) looks like that guy from Treasure Planet,

 

[orelpuppington]

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She/He/They (WTF) looks like that guy from Treasure Planet,

i forget that characters name, but at least he was somewhat likable and charming, unlike "i unload my childhood trauma on you on the first date and guilt trip you for not knowing what genderfluid means" anoki

 

[1-800]

It's a joke. No one was outed as a groomer (yet).

Why did I automatically believe that one of them tried to groom kids?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

i forget that characters name, but at least he was somewhat likable and charming, unlike "i unload my childhood trauma on you on the first date and guilt trip you for not knowing what genderfluid means" anoki

Long John Silver.

That movie deserved to do way better.

 

[Ascendancy0]

Update: They deleted the tweet lol

 

[Marissa Moira]

Update: They deleted the tweet lol
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I think they were trying to ape this but fucked up.

What do the devs have against white people? The entire team has white ancestry.

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

Update: They deleted the tweet lol
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Don't dish it if you can't take it, bitches!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Notice that they immediately attack white people's culinary history by saying green bean casserole and salt and pepper chicken.

They would immediately lose their shit about watermelon and fried chicken.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Well, they got funded. Let's see how the game actually performs now that they've alienated all but the most hateful POCs and self-flagellating whites.

Right as I was about to post, I saw they're now attempting to backpedal and say they were just pretending to be retarded- let's see how that works out for them.

Notice that they immediately attack white people's culinary history by saying green bean casserole and salt and pepper chicken.

They would immediately lose their shit about watermelon and fried chicken.

Yet it's ok when they make the black male character a rapping absentee father who sells fried chicken.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Notice that they immediately attack white people's culinary history by saying green bean casserole and salt and pepper chicken.

They would immediately lose their shit about watermelon and fried chicken.

Ugh. Always with the "white people food is bland and boring."

Have these people ever had any of the following, all of which originated in Europe and therefore are resolutely white people food:

- Pork and mushroom stroganoff
- Boeuf bourguignon
- Venison sausage casserole
- Haggis, tatties and neeps
- Syllabub
- Creme brulée
- Black Forest Gateau
- Eggs Benedict
- Honey roast lamb shank

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

They're posting like nothing ever happened. [source] [archive]

Luckily, the Internet remembers, but they're backpedaling so hard right now. [archive]

There's a whole PR statement made by the devs, and it essentially just boils down to 'hurrr sorry we were just pretending to be retarded'. There's this funny rumor that the one who made Miku Binder Jefferson was working on the game.

Here's the full version, if anyone was curious. [source] archive.org is acting like a little bitch, so anyone who can help archive that will earn my thanks!

Edit:

Ugh. Always with the "white people food is bland and boring."

Have these people ever had any of the following, all of which originated in Europe and therefore are resolutely white people food:

- Pork and mushroom stroganoff
- Boeuf bourguignon
- Venison sausage casserole
- Haggis, tatties and neeps
- Syllabub
- Creme brulée
- Black Forest Gateau
- Eggs Benedict
- Honey roast lamb shank

God, creme brulée is the dessert of heavens.

Also I got ninja'd.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Long John Silver.

That movie deserved to do way better.

We just have a lack of genuine space pirate media in general.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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Well, they got funded. Let's see how the game actually performs now that they've alienated all but the most hateful POCs and self-flagellating whites.

Right as I was about to post, I saw they're now attempting to backpedal and say they were just pretending to be retarded- let's see how that works out for them.

Congrats on the successful crowd funding, now try not to fucking blow it and come off as goddamn scammers.

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[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Ugh. Always with the "white people food is bland and boring."

Have these people ever had any of the following, all of which originated in Europe and therefore are resolutely white people food:

- Pork and mushroom stroganoff
- Boeuf bourguignon
- Venison sausage casserole
- Haggis, tatties and neeps
- Syllabub
- Creme brulée
- Black Forest Gateau
- Eggs Benedict
- Honey roast lamb shank

Bold of you to assume these devs think learning anything about white people culture or cuisine outside of the US is worth their time.

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

I like how the devs are excusing that fuck up with 'Oh, but the dev team are people of color'! Like, cool. Still shitty. It's not like being black or whatever absolves you from us laughing at your shit.

Edit: Interesting.

 

[Ascendancy0]

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Well, they got funded. Let's see how the game actually performs now that they've alienated all but the most hateful POCs and self-flagellating whites.

Well shit, they did it. And all thanks to the "gaming" websites that shilled their shitty PowerPoint presentation of a game.

I'm hoping that they reach the white guy mark just to see what they do. Will they deliver on their promises? or will they just make a character who looks ambiguously brown?

Edit: You know your game's fucked when this is the first thing that pops up when you search "validate game" on twitter.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Here's the full version, if anyone was curious. [source] archive.org is acting like a little bitch, so anyone who can help archive that will earn my thanks!

Already archived, it just might take a few tries to get it to load.

Well shit, they did it. And all thanks to the "gaming" websites that shilled their shitty PowerPoint presentation of a game.

I'm hoping that they reach the white guy mark just to see what they do. Will they deliver on their promises? or will they just make a character who looks ambiguously brown?

They already confirmed he's Italian so that gives them an excuse to make him pretty tanned. Or they could go the other direction, make him pale as milk but also the most cartoonishly evil misgendering Nazi that their little Tumblrite hearts can bear to put to paper.

edit: I like how the black trans Miku binder Jefferson artist working on the game was false but is still getting passed around. Just shows what a stereotype this game is that that's actually believable, and also how all these characters designed by woke committee look exactly the same.

 

[tamago]

So wait are they backpedaling and saying the game does have white people now?
Did they finally realize that woke people don't have money and will pirate their game so they have to cater to people who actually make money lol