Valve to Open Up the Steam Store

All of the losers screaming into the void about this are just the modern equivalent of fundies wanting to murder Maplethorpe for the Piss Christ. Fortunately, they are on the right side of history. Just ask them.

Piss Christ was Andres Serrano not Maplethorp, he did flowers and gay fellas in bondage gear.
 
I'm concerned with the people in the comments mad at this decision saying to go to GOG instead. I mean, it's the right thing to do when one store pisses you off, but I'm concerned with this type of people going to one of my more favored stores. Hatred was denied, I agree it's edgy and mediocre, but Postal is still there so that confuses me on how much these busybodies affected GOG's decision to sell Hatred. At least I can always turn to Valve when I want my cheap laughs.

:optimistic:Maybe one day GOG will tell them to piss off, too.:optimistic:
 
You have to remember game journos hate Valve a lot for not doing content curation (IE: promoting their friends games because they are art and not games that actually make money). This is only going to make them hate Valve more, which is to say, its a lot like mosquitoes hating a hurricane. There's not anything they can do about it because the hurricane does not give a fuck that they are there and barely notices them in the first place.

Journalists LOVE companies that 'care', in which they can moralize to. The problem arises when the company says, 'We don't care, we don't have a morality, you can chose what you see or don't, don't come at us'. They have absolutely no power. Rape game on Steam? Steam says: 'You have the power to not see it. Do it yourself.' Nazi game? 'You have the same power, ignore it. Don't talk to us about it.'

What Valve is doing is limiting their ability to complain, to push their worldview. Valve has effectively shut their morality out, because, guess what, don't want to see any game Kotaku or Polygon recommends with an indie label? Oh shit, now you don't have to see TrannyFag Fuck Simulator 9000 starring Jim Fat Fuck Sterling anymore. Which sells even less copies.

Valve stopped it's war on anime titties, but only because they remembered that they've never shown any fucking willingness to curate their store ever before so why should they start now? Their war was getting in the way of profits.

Its my personal belief that the 'anime titty war' was one or two employees going off the reservation on their personal beliefs and abusing their authority. The way Valve is set up as a company is very much like, 'Yeah, work on whatevah' and lacks structure, so once Valve at large woke up to what the fuck was happening, that shit stopped almost instantly.

Its my personal belief that it was not a company-wide decision, but employees with certain 'values' who did it. My bet is they were fired and Valve decided to spite them by saying everything is allowed (except for games with fucking). I still think they should just have a 'Valve After Dark' or whatever and have 18+ games on it.

So does this mean Valve won't care if barely/non functional games go on to their platform? Or would that fall under the nebulous "straight up trolling"?

The 2 hour 'return for any reason' policy basically killed these games off completely. Also if you put enough games like this on the store, Valve will eventually kick you off. Asset flip games are also dying because of the 2 hour return and people enjoying reviewing them straight into the ground.

Despite what game journos think, its very very difficult to try to con people out of money on Steam anymore because they can simply return their money and most con artists don't have the merit or the ability to program a decent 2 hour experience to convince people otherwise.
 
If they don't like it they can pull their games off Steam. Nobody buys their shitty garbage anyway.

It was hilarious, there was this dev of 'Water and Wine', some shitty indie adventure game that got 'rave reviews' on all gaming publications imaginable, front page stories and moved like less than 5k copies and was forced to go bankrupt. It was fucking hysterical. Like no shit you dumb faggot, nobody listens to anyone anything says on gaming publications. You think as an indie, a front page story on PC Gamer or Rock, Paper, Shotgun is going to buy you ANY copies? Fucking lol.

There was only one man whose word could move copies, and love him or hate him, that was Total Biscuit (Rest in Peace). But most of you guys hated him and wanted him dead. So now rely on your journo friends to move your game copies. See you in hell, you massive faggots.
 
Finally, a major company that has come out and said "Hey, slathering retards of the internet, you don't have to see this content and we'll make sure you have absolutely no excuse to bitch in future about this." instead of neutering everything that they can to endlessly please this generation's puritans.

Or, in a fair whack of cases in the case of steam's store, a lot of the people were also (rightfully) bitching that their recommendations can be a bit shit. I'm glad they're fixing it for that reason too, I don't know why I keep getting a whole lot of shit recommended to me that I'd never want (CoD and Battlefield being the most common) but hopefully I can rectify that situation soon.
 
If you're a player, we shouldn't be choosing for you what content you can or can't buy. If you're a developer, we shouldn't be choosing what content you're allowed to create. Those choices should be yours to make.


That's pretty good, Imagine people deciding what they do or don't want....
 
The 2 hour 'return for any reason' policy basically killed these games off completely. Also if you put enough games like this on the store, Valve will eventually kick you off. Asset flip games are also dying because of the 2 hour return and people enjoying reviewing them straight into the ground.

Despite what game journos think, its very very difficult to try to con people out of money on Steam anymore because they can simply return their money and most con artists don't have the merit or the ability to program a decent 2 hour experience to convince people otherwise.
I think it would be a good move on Valves part to mention this since I think a lot of people still have that perception left over from the flood of shit from Greenlight until now.

Why do game journo still have jobs? There's plenty of gaming autists on Youtube that will happily disseminate whatever publishers want to put out there.
 
I don't think much of this policy. Valve has intentionally left plenty of wiggle room for removing stuff that draws too much heat ('straight up trolling'). So they'll look the other way for loli anime dating simulators because nobody cares about those anymore, but pull stuff like the school shooting game if it gets enough negative media attention.

Which is basically what they've already been doing. This isn't some newfound commitment to free speech or laissez-faire marketplace economics.
 
I think it would be a good move on Valves part to mention this since I think a lot of people still have that perception left over from the flood of shit from Greenlight until now.

Why do game journo still have jobs? There's plenty of gaming autists on Youtube that will happily disseminate whatever publishers want to put out there.

The only reason they have jobs is because there are old people at gaming companies who still think they're needed. That's the only reason they have jobs. That and gamers who rage-click their articles. Believe me, their profession is dying. Latest estimates having them getting paid a few hundred per article and their ad revenue is drying up. Most are freelancers. They can't sell copies of games, their reviews aren't trusted and they're irrelevant to the point where a major publisher can blacklist them with no consequence.

The only reason they exist is because the publishers want a controlled, obedient press dedicated to them. They no longer have an audience among gamers and they solely exist to protect gaming publishers. The little they are paid goes to show you their value. A minor streamer or YouTuber makes far, far more than they ever hope to earn.
 
First, they aren't real jobs, and second, nobody who isn't a complete loser even wants these "jobs."

Games journalists tend to be failed actual journalists. Kinda why they try to turn everything into a politics issue or identity issue.

They don't know much about gaming because of that origin.
 
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Remember: It was never about morality or ethics or freedom of expression, it was only about what you're "allowed" to see. I hate these ideologues masquerading as "games journalists." They're just so repulsively transparent. I can't stand all of the weeb garbage that Steam routinely pushes my direction whenever I boot up the platform, but if Valve is willing to give me a robust blacklist filter that lets me circumnavigate ever having to see them again?

Fuck it, bring on the anime titties.
They can publish as many as they goddamned want, it won't be my problem.
 
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