Vampire or Werewolf? - Which would you choose?

Which would you rather be?

  • Vampire

    Votes: 23 29.5%
  • Werewolf

    Votes: 18 23.1%
  • Neither are real, so who fucking cares?

    Votes: 7 9.0%
  • OP is a faggot

    Votes: 30 38.5%

  • Total voters
    78

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Yes, I know neither of them exist, but if you had to be one, which would it be and why?

I choose werewolf. They have fewer dumb weaknesses. Plus they can be normal most of the time. And I'd also rather rip my prey apart instead of seduce them.

And I'm talking classical Vampires and Werewolves. None of this "Sparkles in the sun" bullshit. Vampires explode when exposed to sun.
 
Issue with vampires is the absolutely hilariously huge array of weaknesses to make up for all those sweet powers.
I'd prolly avoid werewolf though because I'd be way more likely to kill people like that
 
jjba vampire is the overt homoerotic choice to go with
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