Vampire or Werewolf? - Which would you choose?

Which would you rather be?

  • Vampire

    Votes: 23 29.5%
  • Werewolf

    Votes: 18 23.1%
  • Neither are real, so who fucking cares?

    Votes: 7 9.0%
  • OP is a faggot

    Votes: 30 38.5%

  • Total voters
    78
Virgin Vampire vs Chad Werewolf

No, bitch. The other way around! Vampires can turn into bats and shit any time they feel like it. Werewolves just turn into wolves on the full moon, whether they want to or not. Sad!
 
No, bitch. The other way around! Vampires can turn into bats and shit any time they feel like it. Werewolves just turn into wolves on the full moon, whether they want to or not. Sad!
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fucky you
 
Werewolves. This way, I'll have somebody soft to cuddle with every night (provided he uses flea shampoo).
 
  • Agree
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